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by Penny Modesto - 15 tracks
Selfish Scientists Won't Share New Findings
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China Leaks Preemptive Apology
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God Checks Into Mayo Clinic
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Americans Settling For Sex At Home
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Father's Ghost Still Neglects His Daughter
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Kidnappers Running Out Of Fingers To Send
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Auto Dealer Saving All The Good Cars
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College Student Gradually Becomes Townie
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Elk Majestically Tramples 3
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Faith In God To Rough Questioning
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Man Who Lost Leg
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New 26-Foot Micro Marathon Hailed
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New Line Of Paper Cookware
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Peter Gallagher Once Again Named Man Of The Year
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Space Station Crew Members
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A daily newscast from The Onion's award-winning news team. The Onion bills itself as American's Finest News Source, though its brand of news is far from the real variety. Recent headlines include, God Checks Into Mayo Clinic For Routine Physical and Record Number Of Americans Settling For Sex At Home. Here are some clips anchored by Doyle Redland.

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