Let me tell you somethin' about The Dude: he likes his beverages, his jays and his rugs. He's got some crazy friends and a penchant for being underestimated.

Welcome to the 'duuuude' board whereby we play you audio clips showing you the many uses and meanings of the word 'dude'. Track title is the meaning behind the 'dude'.

This soundboard is for one of my heroes - the greatest and most influential athlete of the 20th century - Muhammad Ali (Cassius Clay).

Funny quotes and sound bites from the career of SNL comedian Chris Farley 1964-1997. Rest in peace, you are missed.

Christmas stories perfect for kids and the whole family here. Scandinavian screwball Axel Torgeson from the Twin Cities children's TV show "Axel and His Dog" is here. More clips from Carmen, Clancy and Willie circa 1954-1966 also!

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Drones produced by several different instruments including the Tambura. Let yourself relax and enter a trance of peace and awareness with these sound clips.

As funny as the Real Men of Genius commercials but with a different slant, these ads by Budlight are as inventive as it gets. Drink responsibly.

It's a tradition every year, to watch the Charlie Brown Christmas special. This show is like "It's a wonderful life" in cartoon form, I love it!

George Harrison was the lead guitarist of The Beatles. His interests in Indian music and Hinduism during his lifetime made a mark on the music scene and helped bring about the psychedelic rock genre.

Sir Paul McCartney, known for his tender love songs and propensity for writing strong melodies with The Beatles talks about his life as a musician, husband and more here.

As a member of The Beatles, and after, John Lennon's songwriting was full of pain, love, peace and hope. He was also a voice in the counterculture peace movement of the 60's before his untimely assasination.

A wise and unstobbable force of nature offers you her uninhibited commentaries on love and life known as "Madea-isms."

One of the greatest athletes of all time. MJ brought years of thrills to the basketball court and remarkable mind body and spirit to fans and friends everywhere.

So funny he deserves his own soundboard. Steve Stifler, the Stifmeister, makes all the American Pie movies consistently funny. Enjoy f*ckers!

Burps belches and earthshaking guturral explosions.

funny Christmas music. for those out there struggling to get in the Christmas spirit.

He's Fierce. He's unstoppable. His wife has boobs the size of milk jugs. RUN!

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Some of the more common Japanese phrases are spoken for you to listen and practice.

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Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson are hilarious in this story about John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air. Many classics on this board.

Nothing snaps a woman into shape like ordering her around in another language. Spanish is perfect for the abusive, wife-beater in you.

Hi, I'm Troy McClure - you might remember me from such soundboards as 'The Simpsons' and 'Phil Hartman'