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Quinton "Rampage" Jackson is an American professional mixed martial arts fighter who rose to prominence with his fights. He is the current UFC light heavyweight champion. You really have to love Rampage’s funny lines. Some people have claimed these aren’t that funny. Maybe you just need to know how he delivers these lines to fully appreciate them. Adult Language.
Brock Lesnar is one of the most polarizing figures in MMA, he has taken a long and twisty road to competing for the UFC, with stops in the WWE and the NFL along the way. Lesnar has utilized his physique, athleticism, and excellent wrestling base to storm the world of MMA, capturing the UFC title in only his fourth professional bout.
General Grievous, is a brilliant strategist unhindered by compassion or scruples. His lightning strikes and effective campaigns caused his reputation to grow in the eyes of a frightened Republic. A pressurized gut-sack held his vital organs, while his skull-like mask contained his living eyes and brain.
The Lieutenant or Lou, is the Master's right hand super mutant and the overseer of all work inside base. Lou is a good example of how the Master would want his mutants to turn out: more intelligent, stronger and generally superior than normal humans. Listen to some of the quotes from the Lieutenant of the very first Fallout game, released in 1997.
Are you smart, a bit weird and in love with movies? Then Rango is the animated film for you. Johnny Depp is Rango. A pet chameleon in a Hawaiian shirt who has lived his entire life in the confines of a cozy glass terrarium discovers adventure beyond his wildest imagination in this animated western adventure. Release date of the film was March 4, 2011.
Are you ready to meet the newest booze-guzzling gal to hit the Jersey Shore? Introducing Deena Nicole Cortese, a New Jersey native and the newest addition to the cast of the hit MTV show, Jersey Shore. Cortese, is a 23-year-old friend of Snooki. Welcome this new girl with a bang! Adult Language.
Mocking, insulting and challenging clips of someone who wanna get into a fight. Adult language!
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Quotes from Sam and Joe of the NYR
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A homeless drunk, he readily admits to customers that he regularly uses drugs and alcohol at work. He often vomits while customers are on the phone, and calls prospective employers looking for a job.
Moe Syzlak is a Polish-Italian immigrant who manages to pass a citizenship test in time to stay in the country. He is the proprietor and bartender of "Moe's Tavern", a Springfield bar frequented visited by Homer Simpson, Barney Gumble and others. Some say he can spot a fake ID from 10 miles away others claim he once out-stared a statue all we know is, that he’s Moe!
Jasper Beardly is one of the elder residents of Springfield. His most distinguishing features are his ultra-low, gravelly voice and very long beard. It is implied that Jasper is slowly going blind. But despite the sight problem, Jasper is both a light sleeper and is still quick with his reflexes.
Karl Pilkington is probably one of the most famous Britons on the planet right now. He was a figure of ridicule on the show as Merchant and Gervais bullied Karl into saying ridiculously funny things. To many Karl Pilkington may have been just a bumbling fool, with comedy of the lowest common denominator.
An Idiot Abroad features Karl Pilkington traveling the globe in order to visit each of the Seven Wonders of the World. Pilkington does something no other travel host has done before: he's honest. Every new experience he has, Karl lets us know what’s on his mind every step of the way. The good, the bad and the disgusted.
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Funny clips of Rob Pattinson from Eclipse commentary
JROC from Trailer Park Boys
The dude from the boondocks. Based on some guy in real life.