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Exposing the truth about post-Apartheid South Africa, leftwing propaganda and mainstream media lies. Inspired by the exceptional efforts of The Right Perspective - the most dangerous callers to talk radio, now taking your calls. The truth is exposed through passion - not commercial benefit. Please have a look at www.therightperspective.org

American Idol's newest addition to the judges' panel, singer-songwriter Kara DioGuardi is the latest twist in the hit singing-contest show. DioGuardi is no stranger to being around budding pop stars. Her songs have been recorded by performers like Gwen Stefani, Celine Dion, Carrie Underwood, Pink and a lot more.

Here's a joke about long term risks of water being medication. So many made up diseases. This is a drug side effects commericial parody. LOL

Jones is known for replacing the ordinary vulgarities and titillations with preposterous conspiracy theories. Alex Jones is a man with a mission. Here are some of his clips that can be used to jerk our friends..

Water might be good for your skin, your stomach, your well-being or just reduce the probability of getting cancer. But here's some possible side effects of drinking water. Diarrhea of the mouth...that's so funny! This is a drug side effects commericial parody.

Sylvester Stallone's Rocky 3 goes the distance as a pop-culture time capsule, featuring Mr. T, Hulk Hogan and Survivor's smash hit Eye of the Tiger. The film's slickness becomes it's salvation, with an incredibly high punching rate, fast-moving escapism and the best Stallone-directed sequel apart from Rocky Balboa. Adult Language

Necessary Roughness takes it straight from the playbook in its efforts to deliver laugh after laugh. Instead, it fumbles miserably all the way to the end zone. Necessary Roughness is one of those football movies you can watch before College Football Season starts. Adult Language

This movie is about what it means to be a boy in middle America as opposed to being a girl, or to be trapped in a gender you don't want. Hilary Swank is very convincing in playing the role of Teena Brandon in this movie. Teena Brandon was real, no questions. She really deserved the Academy Award she won for Best Actress. Adult Language

Johnny Soporno is a prominent figure in the dating and adult entertainment industry. He has spent over 18 years perfecting his techniques, and teaches students to become well-rounded individuals as well as masters of seduction.

This album is a classic! Astounding moments of pure, emotive musicality. It sparkles from start to finish. Jamie Odell aka Jimpster continues to fuse 70's jazz fusion and 80's pop with techno futurism in a combination of aquamarine, electro-funk instrumentals and melancholic vocal tracks. Albums like this make life better. I love it!

This inventive half-hour series is seen through the eyes of Malcolm played by Frankie Muniz, a regular high school kid trying to navigate his way through life despite the various obstacles thrown in his way. Although Malcolm has a genius IQ, he can't seem to make sense of the opposite sex, much less his embarrassing family. Fantastic show!

Ramsay's reputation is built upon his goal of culinary perfection. His ferocious temper has contributed to his media appeal in both the United Kingdom and the United States, where his programmes are currently produced. Despite his fevered actions, Ramsay has a loyal staff and claims an 85% retention rate since 1993. Adult Language

My soundboard fits my lifestyle, entertaining, dancing, singing, having fun, making cool presentations for events, my own and others.

If you're going to criticize Kansas City Royals and Manager Trey Hillman, watch out for George Brett. In these audio clips he rants and swears to defend Royals Manager Trey Hillman's honor. And no, this was not an alcohol induced tirade.

Some of the funniest symptoms of drinking water! This is a parody of those drug commericials where they have a list of possible side effects. Cancer of the Cancer...LOL

When he mentioned all the symptoms from water, the list is almost endless...So funny! This is a parody of those drug commericials where they have a list of possible side effects.

To begin with the most urgent prize is $2000 to who ever can condense down Alex's rant into an effective counter, to the British government censorship via Internet two of prisonplanet.com, and infowars.com. Alex talks with Dr. Nick Begich, Begich discusses attempts to regulate, control and censor the Internet.

Cosmo Kramer, more commonly known as just Kramer, has no job, no food, but always seems to get by. His source of food is from his neighbor Jerry, and he never carries his own money with him. He is notorious for harebrained schemes and ideas. The role is played by Michael Richards.

George Costanza is a close friend of Jerry Seinfeld in the show Seinfeld. He keeps all of his receipts in his wallet at all times, which in turn he keeps in his back pocket. His wallet is so massive that, when sitting down at a restaurant, he must put a stack of napkins beneath the other pocket to level himself. Played by Jason Alexander.

Military drama produced and directed by leading man Clint Eastwood. This is mostly a really excellent flick about patriotic values, military camaraderie and old grizzled military veterans. Clint Eastwood is at his best in the role of Gunny Highway. One of the most hilarious war movies ever. Adult Language.

This 1973 movie was the first movie to use rock and roll music all through the soundtrack. The film introduced such stars as Harrison Ford, Richard Dreyfuss, Cindy Williams and Charles Martin Smith. The film is about a group of recently graduated teenagers during one night of cruising the streets on summer of 1962. Adult Language

The short story A Wagner Matinee by Willa Cather consists of various themes that talk a lot about life in general. Lessons that can be used throughout our lives. One of those lesson is "Don?t love something so much that if it?s taken away from you, you?re lost without it." This is a tremendous lesson for us to learn about life.

Paul's Case is a story about a bourgeois Pittsburgh teenager who escapes reality by going to Carnegie Hall and later fleeing to New York. Lots of speculations pointed out that the author Willa Cather was probably a lesbian and demonstrated how Paul, the character, was homosexual. She made it out like the source of Paul's misery is his homosexuality

The ten biggest computer mistakes ever made. Featuring Microsoft Bob, Apple Newton, Xerox Alto, and Microsoft ME. Most of these were flops from the business standpoint than the technology one, some of these were simply great ideas ahead of their time.