Warning! Graphic chilling and disturbing content here. Actual 911 calls from instances where animals have attacked humans. Tigers, Alligators, Bears, Chimps, dogs and deer 911 calls audio clips. Adult language.

WARNING GRAPHIC. In 2009 a pet chimpanzee left a woman critically injured in an attack in Stamford, Connecticut. The 911 call you hear was made by the Chimps owner and is graphic and uncut. Chimpanzees are really aggressors, primate experts say, and the owner admitted to News sources that she had given the chimp Travis xanax minutes before.

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Aldous Snow, a character played by the similarly charismatic Russel Brand, the faux Brit rocker spouts, consciousness-raising nonsense, prances in leather pants, and accosts total strangers. In the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall he travels with Sarah to Hawaii where they all stay in the same resort creating random moments of comedy.

The classic noises every boy loves to make... Machine guns sounds! It is legal for your phone to have a machine gun sounds but you could be held responsible when these gunfire sounds would lead the public to panic.

The shotgun is the Swiss-army knife of guns. It is an indispensable tool -- on the farm, in combat and on the hunt. Listen to this...

Harry Solomon is the Communicator or Transmitter. Occasionally, he will get a message from the Solomons' leader, the Big Giant Head, shaking violently in the middle of a sentence and squats down, with his arms at 90 degree angles, declaring Incoming message from the Big Giant Head!

Dr. Mary Albright played by Jane Curtin is Dick's colleague and on-and-off girlfriend. Mary felt that Dick was an insensitive idiot, but she could not avoid the infatuation of his quirkiness or child-like actions. She was known for sleeping around, and had even been nicknamed Dr. Slutbunny.

Tommy Solomon plays the role of Dick's adolescent son, yet he is the oldest and smartest of all the aliens. He was portrayed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Throughout the series, Tommy continually reminded the others of his superior intelligence and older age.

This is just my choices and opinion... my top 10 funniest clips! Hope this could manage to give you a good laugh. Mature Language

Kick your car into gear and show off your skills on the dragstrip. Listen here drag racing enthusiasts!

Rodeo is an old tradition. Unlike other places, this is a central crossroads where, back when, people would bring their livestock here. It is considered an extreme sport because of its rough nature. It is one of the most followed sports in Western United States.

These cannon sounds are not meant to encourage violence of any kind. They may be used to enhance video or audio production or even use as your ringtones. These sounds will rock your room!!!

The loudest sound on an archery range is the thump of arrows when they reach the thick straw target. Arrows hiss rather than whistle in their flight.

I just think that archery is so cool, like how many people get to pretend that they are Robin Hood. Archery is a sport where you use bows to fire arrows at targets which are of various distances away from the archer. The purpose of this sport is to hit the target as accurately as possible.

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If you have always wanted Real gun sounds , then this is your lucky day. For those real gun sound enthusiasts out there check this out!

Kristen Johnston played the role of Lt. Sally Solomon on 3rd Rock From The Sun. Sally seems to have a harder time trying to figure out womanhood than the others do manhood. She filed a request to be made male early in the mission, though later decided she liked being a woman.

Nina Campbell is the professional assistant of Dick and Mary at the Pendelton State University, the role is played by Simbi Khali. At times she and Mary are friends, while at others they seem to dislike each other. Nina considers Dick to be an idiot, a chauvinist, and a jerk, and sometimes wonders why Mary dates him.

Officer Don is portrayed by Wayne Knight and works as a Police Officer in the town of Rutherford, Ohio.He isn't very good at his job as a policeman. Don maintains an on-off relationship with Sally throughout the series.

Andy Samberg of Saturday Night Live doesn't rely strictly on the televised medium to make people laugh. His ever-infamous sketch comedy and musical parody talents have brought new digital life to SNL and caused much hilarity. Check his clips here...

The character Dick Solomon is played by the actor John Lithgow in the TV sitcom 3rd Rock from the Sun. The High Commander and head of the expedition to Earth. Is often the most child-like member of the group, being, ironically, the youngest of the crew, despite being the oldest family member.

The fastest guitarist alive respect is more subjective than not. You'll find a whole crew of guitarists be it rock, jazz or country music who are all really fast and accurate in there own right. Here's a very close to perfect top ten fastest shredders of all time list ! They'll Rock Your World!

Why is it so funny when you repeat the same freakin thing? Why is it so funny when you repeat the same freakin thing? Why is it so funny when you repeat the same freakin thing? Adult Language

Listen to the sounds of different bombs here... Safe to hear but I'd never want to hear nor see these in real life.

Bluffing is the sexiest of the poker betting actions. Except when it's plainly stupid, bluffing is bold and exciting. Aside from the adrenaline rush of winning some big money, bluffing gets the juices flowing much more than other poker actions, especially folding, calling or betting the best hand.

Need to hear some powerful explosion sounds? Check these out just don't blow out your eardrums!

Haven't you always wanted to have a chainsaw sound in your mobile phone? Hear these authentic chainsaw sounds without cutting down a tree! Leatherface wouldn't be caught without it!

The word artillery is used to describe large-calibre mounted firearms often used in wars. Canons, machine guns, grenades and mortars are just a few of these artillery sounds. Liven up your xbox play, your computer notifications or mobile phones with these clips here...

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Results from the Feb 21 2009 domain name auction at Mardi Gras. Domain name investments are becoming more and more attractive thanks to Aftermarket.com and special financing options now available. Listen to clips of what sold and for how much here. The incredible vocal stylings of the auctioneer is worth the price of admission alone!