The Dallas Cowboys are out of the NFC in the NFL. They are based out of Irving, Texas. They are known as America's team because of their winning tradition and history in the US. Listen to some of the best sounds from this season!

Hasselbeck is one of the hosts from the ABC daytime talk show "The View". They discuss alot of different "Hot" topics! In may, Rosie O'Donnell & Elisabeth were in a heated debate, which lead Rosie to leave the show sooner than planned.

Tom Brady is a QB for the NE Patriots. After playing college football at Michigan, Brady was drafted by the Patriots in the sixth round of the 2000 NFL Draft. He has won 3 Super Bowls for the Patriots. Enjoy these sounds from this perfect season!

Screams Of War soundboard will be updated each week with tracks from Iraq and elsewhere around the world.

Chris Berman A.K.A "Boomer" is a sportscaster, who anchors SportsCenter, Monday Night Countdown, The Blitz, Baseball Tonight, and other programming on ESPN. He is well known for his numerous catch-phrases! Enjoy!

Scary Circus Halloween Soundboard for party or outdoor scary scene at your house for Halloween.

Political figures, religious leaders and famous people are assasinated for various reasons. Here are some selected audio clips that provide information about what happened at these shocking, history changing events.

Why does one have a squeaky voice after inhaling helium from balloon? Because helium gas is lighter causing a faster vibration and a higher-pitched, cartoon-character sound. Speeded tracks added for the same funny effect.

Ladies Man is another typical SNL sketch turned into a movie. An oversexed talk show host who still believes that he's living in the 70s gets fired from his radio show because of his crude dialogue on the air. Go Dicky Wang Man!!! Adult Language

Chewbacca or "Chewie" was a legendary Wookie in Star Wars movies that makes noises. Here are some clips of the main Wookiee language impersonated by various people.

Ann Coulter is an American conservative columnist, political commentator and best-selling author. Her commentary has earned her a reputation as an aggressive critic of social and political liberalism. Love or hate her with these clips.

J. Jonah Jameson portrayed by J.K. Simmons is a man that often doesnt know when to keep his mouth shut. He is the mean Daily Bugle Newspaper Editor from the Spiderman movies! Check out his clips!

Louis Farrakhan, popularly known as "The Charmer," is the head of the Nation of Islam. He has marked himself a notable figure on the extremist scene by making hateful statements targeting Jews, whites and homosexuals. Listen to his audio clips.

This Comedian was On the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Bill Engval, Larry the Cable guy, Jeff Foxworthy and Ron White were really successful with that Tour. Enjoy his Tater Salad Story!

Adrian Peterson AKA A.D. ("All Day"), is a RB for the Minn. Vikings of the NFL. He played College F-ball as a RB for U of Oklahoma. He was selected by the Vikings with the 7th pick in the 1st Round of the 07 NFL Draft. He is this Years Rookie Phenom!

Imagine walking into a room with a big black women who is trying to be seductive in a very deep voice. That's what Deuce Bigalow had to endure when meeting "Flushia"! Here are some great clips from the character that would scare any guy! Enjoy!

building my library of things to annoy guild mates with over Vent :)

Just random comments, great for pranking

Here's another set of clips of Richard Simmons. It has a bunch of funny lines that will annoy and confuse people. Go check it out!

John Candy was a popular comedic film and TV actor. This Canadian funnyman died at the age of 44, but will always be the greatest comedian and among the greatest men to ever live. Check out his clips here!

Rhodes pianos were among the most distinguished instruments of the new musical era. Its sound became a trade-mark of R&B, funk, jazz, soul and all intermediary music genres. Styx, Chicago, Eagles were some of the artists who used this instrument.

Choo, choo train chuggin\' down the track, Gotta travel on, never comin\' back, Oh, oh got a one way ticket to the blues... Take a ride with these various train sounds.

The evil Green Goblin is superhero Spidermans biggest nemesis portrayed by Willem Dafoe. Plotting to become leader of the underworld, Norman Osborn created his Green Goblin personae and decided to establish his reputation by killing Spider-Man.

Kim Kardashian is the daughter of O.J. Simpsons trial lawyer, Robert Kardashian. She is a sexy and sassy gal who has shown an almost complete willingness to share her stunning image with the press, as evidenced by her frequent public appearances.

A riverboat or a raspberry is when someone presses there lips on skin (sometimes between breasts) and makes a funny sound.