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---- Please select a track ---- my little baby girl are you nervous about talking to me you are so sweet you sound so sweet my head is screwed on straight I'M NOT LICKING YOUR ASSHOLE HOW ABOUT KISSING IT i don't need to eat you i'm not doign any anal crap i'm ramona's baby buzz lightyear NEVER SAID I'M PATIENT how can you have a sandwich without cheese and mayo WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU INVOLVE WITH EMMUH SOMEBODY DID ON PHONE LORNE GETS SMART ALEC A BAD PERSON AFRO CURLY PUBES ASSHOLE THERE'S SOME FUCKED UP PEOPLE ON THAT INNERNET SURE FUCKED UP CONVO WE HAD BE ONLINE FIND OUT MAKING PARODIES ABOUT ME SHIT make sure you're recording it she has some major brain issue good life frig w people innernet SOMETHING SEEMED FUCKED UP SAM PENDLETON PLAY THERAPIST what is it you want emmuh fuckign warped ass bitch that stupid bitch i don't have computer not allowed on internet probation i don't know why people time and time again stupid i'm ready for more blows she has him put his hand up to her pussy FUCKIGN REALLY SHIT SHE HASN'T TOLD ME PLAY SKEETBALL WITH THE DOCTOR SHIRLEY TEMPLE ROY ROGERS i dont want a text VOICE TO VOICE skeet ball other balls to play with lorne's homophobic get rid of that cocksucker that's not security nine fucking months crying told her something nice i loved her shit like that i dont wanna be called lorney growl grund that's enough nasty bullshit ask her if she can stick a buttle in her pussy shoot it across the wall if anyone else has caught wind of my asshole the only one i have shown my asshole to is ramonuh i'm not mistah penis 2 i am NAWT not mister mistah penis anything naked has to do me being naked i will slam that sonovabitch so goddamn hard sexy haha only thing he's gonna get foot up his ass i'll beat his goddamn ass that bitch hear from me bowlshit do you have fucking number f pizza shit fuckin stupid fahk i actually think world you emmuh church of cawd stupid shit alreet emmuh EMBER ENfIERNO ember enfierno2 i been honest can't get in trouble for it you're acting like i'm just fucking whatever you're making a soap opera out of this emmuh enfierno you're gonna wanna know this shit but i aint gonna fucking tell you who the fack is this fucking texting me how can you say that all the shit fucking did these other faggots ARE YOU CRYING YES fucking emmuh2 fucking EMMUH i'm a bad person i wanted to fucking rape a 13 year old jollies fucker they continuiously fuck me i remember dad coming around work truck or PORK CHOP this is not new news to you why do you keep fuckign pressuring me on this i know what i did wrong siebert lorne i fuckin fucked it all up st judes refused donation I CARE ABOUT FUCKING KIDS MY DICK WAS DOWN RICHARD'S THROAT MOLESTATION YOU DONT KNOW WHAT'S GOING THRU MY HEAD FEELS RAPED BROTHERS oooooOOH MY GAWWWD LORNE TRIES TO SPELL ENFIERNO EMBER ENFIERNO - ENFIERRRNO 2 EMBER EN - ENFIERNO you're the first person i met that doesnt wanna fuck me I'M GIVING YOU PERMISSION TO RAPE ME flies are in my mouth MOTH MOUTH i had my pecker in my hand I was going pee i was going peepee oh if only i could perfect lile the doctor lorne's flip flawp story EMMUH PLAYS KAYLA TO LORNE EMMUH SINGS HEARTLAND TO LORNE mexican hole black hole lorne's favorite cawffee you're welcome you're my little angel guardian angel good for stan halloween or death dead video put my hand on your pussy say NO NOT THERE your pussy would have irish then wtf belated birthday present or a bomb it's not even my birthday my birthday little further down laughs athat's the area I work a lawt of hours drive a trahck CRESTWOOD GONNA BE FUCKIGN BANGING YOUR PUSSY NO DONT FUCKING DO THAT am i contagious we're gonna have a fun time you go girl i'd make a good cheerleader for ya it's really sad it's amazign what corruptness is in the united states that's good, that - that's good really laughs she is a doll little kid i burn family and stuff like that lemme do this for you that is funny laughing about that for a long time THAT'S AMAZING oh my GAWD best that is freakin hilarious holy crap lorne laugh oh my gawd oh gawd blows my mind amazing i got some shirts that are wearing out say WUT CAWD SHEUH whaat this is lorne seen my asshole baloney Can you hear me chewin? you got me all excited for lurch Mister Penis thinks of protecting children Lorne says YOU RANG like lurch hah Yeah (?) good how abou tyou huh bye i know hmm kay okay (2) wheres mine hear me chewin2 heeheehee huh2 ready for me i don't know baloney hmm 2 i didn't yeah none yes i do hey1 i wanna kiss oh i remember what it was sonovabitch wait a minmute yeah i know yeah Yeeaaahh (horny) the guy pissed me off Haaah? HI HUNNEE i don't wanna go to bed Lorne slow why you rushing huge no no i'm trying believe me lorne armstrong love you okay tomorrow and tomorrow night went alright yes i did i don't care just a no no wow kayla you're beautiful cool kewl then i'll be on my way wow lorne fucking weirdo i am thinking im thinking (different) i don't have enough gas thank you kayla why you sorry five thirty kiss firts so precious what my salad does that sound okay with you must be smart parents garage you are so precious gas in truck okay what are you gonna be wearing stay with you tonight lorne high fast computer well i know you smokin' sometehin you're laughing hear me chewin i don't believe it i'm not bi and i'm not gay oh white truck ya i know are you sitting in front of the computer take a shower 20 more dollars in very welcome oh crap2 what are you smokin oh god not me these questions you're asking me are weird cawd not jesus christ i need to take a shower before I go because you're my best friend thank you sweetheart things so i dont get you pregnant Huh? (again...) ya i know bummer better not be recording me fuck my week up no ham you got fuckin' reefer goin lorne l o r n e you're smokin something Yeaaaaah lorne fuck this i gotta go to bed its gonna be a lawt bettah now oh crap mwah nathaniel sounds like a fag and it's disrespectful to me just wanna hear you say what you're wearing okay so tell me what you're gonna be wearing only an hour away remember all that ok extra pair of panties i did but i changed my mind i like females and only females are you anxious to touch my penis i don't know why anyone would not think so it's irritating that my body's worn out yeah you told me aobut that before i'm tired my body's giving reet out it's disrespectful to me gonna be better now quit job what color panties bra pretty much that's what im doing reet now yeah i started to reet at the kitchen table maybe but extremely disrespectful just wondering - sandwich on the lull all day Lorne says own name working on my truck to go there and back and there and back again I'll be ok, better once im there my body is worn out holy crap Don't you be recording me aint that sumethin .... OH you sound smart was going to tell you something on the phone parents left - smile on face Uhh geeze I can't remembr the name of it i cherish sitting down hilarious fantastic and i'm nawt 3 i really do want you to stop mentioning stuff about that proper thing to do is ask someone if they're bisexual or gay getting me all weird the questions your asking me two females fine im perfect w that I've got ham but they're not ham cubes marry you delete archives i think it's gross for guys and guys You're very welcome i thought about calling the innernet shopping for wemmen (only) lorne's chores He wants her to look at his penis. get a better look at it ham cubes ham ham