A collection of songs and audio clips that I think are hilarious, but others may find disturbing.

This sound board was created with the intention of use on the xbox 360 for online games. There aint nothing like Arnold telling you to "GET DOWN" in the middle of a firefight, or Leonidas telling you "This is Sparta" before a game starts. Enjoy

The Day the Earth Stood Still was entertaining. You'll really enjoyed all the special effects and there are new ways to doom all of us with such creativity. You'll love keannu Reeves, his acting is superb make me thought it's another Matrix Movie kind of acting. This movie is really a touching message to man kind showing on 12 December.

A consummate character actor, Joe Pesci rose to success on the strength of a series of Martin Scorsese films which took full advantage of his gift for outlandishly menacing supporting performances. He often plays a criminal and frequently works with longtime friend Robert De Niro. Adult Langauge

The narrative is original and effective, with witty and funny dialogs and the characters are believable. Ellen Page performs a typical teenager, annoying most of the time, with moments of maturity and others naive and silly, chasing the perfect world that unfortunately does not exist for her baby. Adult Language

Almost three decades ago an unusual series of events led to the deaths of more than 900 people in the middle of a South American jungle. Though dubbed a massacre, what transpired on November 18, 1978, was to some extent done willingly, making the mass suicide all the more disturbing. These clips are authentic from the last days of Jonestown.

Chevy Chase stars as Clark Griswold, the typical American businessman. Well, almost a basic businessman. He works in food preservatives. Chevy Chase gives his best performance as Clark, a real optimist, go get'm kind of guy, who completely snaps toward the end of the film. Adult Language

Lloyd Christmas is an illiterate and somewhat mischievous man who has apparently been fired from several jobs due to his lack of intelligence and his unwillingness to work 40 hours a week, the most recent of which is working for a limo company. The character is played by Jim Carrey for the movie Dumb and Dumber. Adult Language

Harry Dunne is a good best friend to Lloyd. He makes up for by being a superior linguist to Lloyd. He, along with Lloyd, plans to open up his own pet store to specialize in selling worm farms the store is tentatively named I Got Worms. The character was played by Jeff Daniels in the movie Dumb and Dumber. Adult Language.

Josh Groban has the most expressive, crystal clear voice in popular music, and it is displayed to its most beautiful extent in this collection of Christmas songs. The songs are relaxing and sounding like the music they play in department stores. Christmas collection would defintely not be complete without this album.

Gospel music for Christmas is pretty much non existent now a days. Check out these songs that bring so much energy and joy as well.

The animation team has accomplished something truly spectacular, watching The Prince of Egypt is like seeing life breathed into a rich, luxurious tapestry. The action sequences are truly exciting and the miracles wrought by God are depicted with awed and respectful wonder. This is one of the best animated movie of all time.

Electronic music. Easy listening, trance. minimal, etc... Dot.Dot.Dot.

Chris Constantine aka Gorilla199 on YouTube is a crazy christian fundamentalist who believes in all kinds of conspiracy theorys. He also wishes people cancer in pm's

It seemed in the early 1990s that every film released in the US had Joe Pesci in it. This diminutive, intense Italian-American character player took a long time to make it to the top. His notable credits include a controversial character turn in Oliver Stone's JFK and portrayal of a mobster in GoodFellas. Adult Language

The sound woke me up... someone's at the door! Check out the different knocking sounds here

Barking is a dogs natural reaction to changes in his environment, he should be allowed to indulge himself as long as its reasonable but some dogs bark at everything they see and hear. Listen to these barking dogs clips some maybe irritable but some are cute...

The following clips are the common things cops say to a probable suspect.

In 1966 the US Supreme Court found that police officers need to provide suspects with their Miranda rights in order to safeguard a persons right not to self incriminate. Any suspect who is in police custody must be informed of his rights prior to any police questioning. For more info see the U.S. Supreme Court case, Miranda v Arizona 1966.

Political corruption stories don't get any better than the one that erupted today about the Democratic Gov. Rod Blagojevich, who was arrest in an alleged attempt to sell President-elect Barack Obama's U.S. Senate seat has thrown state government up for grabs.

This is the classic, the best when it comes to christmas cartoons, this is one of the few cartoons that really captures the Christmas Spirit outside of the religious and social aspects of the holiday. And what is not to love with Boris Karloff narrating, Chuck Jones animating, and a story by the lovable Dr. Seuss himself.

A guy challenges himself to say YES to everything for an entire year. This movie is all very silly of course but this feel-good comedy has a small undertone of seriousness as well. And it has a great cast, many delightful scenes, a reasonably relaxed Jim Carrey and a lighthearted style. Will be release on December 19, 2008

Buddy the Elf is a central character played by Will Ferrel in the 2003 christmas comedy film ELF. Buddy was a baby in an orphanage who stowed away in Santa's sack and ended up at the North Pole. Later, as an adult human who happened to be raised by elves, Santa allows him to go to New York City to find his birth father.

In an effort to redeem himself days before Christmas, Cartman decides to bring Christmas to the Iraqis. The boys catch a ride with Mr. Hankey to the North Pole and, with the help of Santa and Jesus, successfully bring Christmas to Iraq. Adult Language

Jimmy has to figure out a way to pull himself together before the big talent show. Jimmy can't wait to perform his new comedy routines. Jimmy noticed that one of his body parts has a mind of its own. Jimmy must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the show. Adult Language

Let us feel the spirit of Christmas with these unforgettable Coca Cola Christmas jingles...