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Here are some of my favorite sound clips from some of my favorite Christmas movies, including: Christmas Story, Christmas Vacation, Elf, It's A Wonderful Life, Miracle On 34th Street, Rudolph, Grinch, and The Muppets.

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There's so much to get excited about at Christmas. Singing carols, spending time with the family, giving and receiving presents, and, of course, Christmas TV! Enjoy this Christmas TV clips here.

I Dream of Jeannie (NBC 1965-1970) is a popular American sitcom with a fantasy premise. It starred Barbara Eden as the genie, Larry Hagman as her master, with whom she falls in love and eventually marries.

Philly Thug is pissed off! Listen to the subjects of his rage through this prank calls! Adult language.

Crystal Castles is one of the first arcade game from 1983. Take a moment to collect all the gems you can, without running into trees, a witch, or any of those nasty gem eaters!

Great Philly Thug one liners good for pranking friends. I think more people will start using it after they hear this. Adult Language.

D-Yikes! is the sixth episode of the eleventh season of South Park. This time it's a parody of the film 300. Mr/Mrs Garrison decides that she is a lesbian, going from a straight man, to a homosexual man, to a straight woman, Garrison has got to the sexual preference of lesbian.

The Road to Wellville is a 1994 film based on a novel by T.C. Boyle. The story is about the use of unusual foods to cure health ailments, championed by Dr. John Henry Kellogg (Anthony Hopkins), Listen to the funny clips here.

Painfully funny and funnily painful, MEET THE PARENTS is top drawer, grown-up comedy film of 2000. First comes love... then comes the interrogation. He finally met the girl of his dreams, too bad her dad's a nightmare.

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THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW (CBS, 1960-1968), is probably the greatest sitcom of all time. The show demonstrates that human nature is essentially the same. This is truly an American classic, and one wishes that it were better known to foreign audiences.

As a child growing up in the 1980s, you could not avoid watching Pee-Wee's Playhouse. Originally airing on CBS from 1986-1990, it was a staple in the viewing habits of youngsters of all ages. Pee Wee Herman was a goofy guy, but with this show you'll see that he could be serious and making important points.

Ally McBeal is one of the best shows to ever hit TV in 1997. Calista Flockhart is a wonderful person and a terrific actress. She made the show work. without her, no Ally. She was the intelligent lawyer who excelled in the courtroom but her private life was a shambles.

Bear in the Big Blue House is a children's program that was produced by the Jim Henson Company for Disney from 1997 to 2003. This show teaches a lot more than just colors and shapes, Bear talks about sharing, taking turns, being clean and more.

Scott Forbes, a senior database administrator for Fiduciary Trust, Inc. who said that his company was given three weeks advance notice that New Yorks Port Authority would take out power in the South Tower of WTC from the 48th floor up. Listen to his interview here last Oct. 25, 2008.

Domino Man is a vintage 1983 arcade video game released by Bally Midway. Check out these sounds from the same era of gaming that brought us Donkey Kong !

Raisins is episode 110 season 7 of South Park. After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant (like Hooters) known for its great chicken wings and hot girls, and Butters meets the girl of his dreams.

More Crap is the ninth episode of the eleventh season of South Park. Randy's constipation turns into a world record. His huge crap made him the new world champion of poops and beat the previous record holder - Bono.

Return of the Chef is the episode 140 of season 10 of South Park. The Chef returns from the super adventure club and becomes a ped-o-phile. This episode marks the final appearance of Chef. Warning Adult language.