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---- Please select a track ---- Brad didn't really say these things... few_houses_down god_you_keep_interrupting_me i_didnt_call_here_to_have_you_deny_everything i_know_its_you I_was_hoping_you_could_cut_it_out im_trying_to_start_shit it_smuges_up_the_windows oh_it_had_to_be_you_im_sure_it_was_you on_my_car_window with_my_neighbors you_dont_have_to_deny_it you_keep_writing_things_on_car_window you_shouldnt_be_coming_up_in_my_driveway_like_that you_wrote_that_ CouldntYouBeBotheredToDoAGoodJob CouldYouGetYourFamilyToDoABetterJobWithTheLights DoesntTakeThatMuchEffortToPutUpAReallyGoodLightDisplay GoToTheDamWalMart ILiveOverOnGlenwoodRoad ItSeemsLikeYouKindOfHalfAssedIt ItsLikeTheyPutUpAFewLights ItsLikeYouKnowTryHarderNextTime ItsNotMeItsLikeTheEntireCityFeelsThatWay KimLookIllComeCleanWithYea LikeWhenChristmasIsOverGoToWalMartTheyHaveThemOnSaleTheLights seemsLikeItMakesTheNiehborhoodLookLikeABunchOfHobos whyDidntYouPutUpChristmasStuffThisYear YeahButTheyLookGoodThoughRight YouKnowWeDriveAroundTheCityLookingAtTheHouses andIcanPay borrow12boy4couplehours coporateOffice hey_going_to_fly_to_your_town_soon iNeedToRentA12yo payLikeAhundredBucks whatAbout youngLookingFreshFaceAdultUrmThatsNoGood yeah yeah it might be best to ask her to leave we got word from her pimp they are not going to sit there and listen to my dumb music the rest of your drinks for the night are free sure im gonna go pee i dont know where this is going i cant believe ive been doing this for over two hours now thats crazy one of brad's favorite words when he is clearly fustrated: "GOD" one of brad's favorite words when things aren't going well: "balls" Boots and Boys this is a live show right now tried to trick me that girls a trickster tomorrows the real show though so im calling from the corporate office and im giving you permission so thats okay oh who did you page that you said that nobody responded to oh she hungup what the hell oh really oh im calling from the corporate office with target here in minnesota oh hi this is brad im calling from the corporate office with starbucks jesus christ its hopeless im calling back i think the store has been put on high alert i didn't hear you i think your a big lier crap! could I have a customer thats in there right now come to the phone? brad short laugh in brad's fake voice: "oh is this the service desk?" brad whispers WTF brad says crap 7 times brad laugh2 Brad Carter wants Ten Inches arron camble is that guy still there that put you on the phone your calling me yeah if I can talk to him on the phone when I talk to him that as your fault that must be him then your going to prison she was sucker punched oh hello is this the fitting room oh can I have the fitting room please is that guy still there that put you on the phone im with the credit card company im picking up the phone hello im calling from the corporate office with the all indian cafe hi I was trying to page a customer that was in there he's with somebody hello can I have a customer paged that is in there right now that is eating? hello can I have a customer paged that is in there right now that is shopping? hello customer that in there can I have them paged? could I talk to them on the phone because of your phone call and I am recording this call