Whether on stage or screen, Emmy award-winning talk show host, comedienne/actress Sherri Shepherd never fails to delight audiences with her magnetic personality and hilarious sense of humor. A self-described class clown, Shepherd always wanted to pursue a performing career.

Eddie Izzard, starting off sounding really bored "Phone, phone's ringing", getting a bit more annoyed "Your phone is ringing". If you still haven't answered you end up with him shouting "Answer the bloody phone". Check out this funny Eddie Izzard ringtones.

Sounds for all ages

Mixes and sounds made to be used in the creating of mods for pc video games.

Animal sounds that go to Eric Carle's book, "Polar Bear Polar Bear What Do You Hear?" This is so my students can identify different animal sounds.

David Keith played William McClean in the 1983 movie The Lords of Discipline. When the school admits its first black student, McLean is confidentially charged with making sure that the newcomer's initiation does not get too violent. Yet that is exactly what happens, and McLean becomes alarmed when it seems like someone is out to kill his new charge

Robert Blake plays John Wintergreen, a motorcycle patrolman on the highways of the northern Arizona desert in this 1973 film. A police officer who would rather use his brains than his gun is put into a situation where neither can help him in this police drama. Check out the clips here.

Here are series of public service announcements aimed at teaching kids and even adults on how to avoid spreading flu or H1N1 virus. If you want to get protected, check this out!

Witness is one of the examples that prove that the 80s was just as much an era of beautifully crafted movies as any other. Harrison Ford plays the cop, John Book, who heads to Lancaster County from Philadelphia after a young murder witness identifies Books colleague as the culprit, unveiling a departmental conspiracy.

Here's a wide array of strange and beautiful harmonic audio artifacts. Listen to these unique and valued addition of audio that will never be on the air.

This is the one Christmas movie that anyone can't ever get tired of. Chevy Chase returns in the third installment of the Vacation series as Clarke W. Griswold as he tries desperately to maintain his sanity during the holidays with all of his relatives coming to stay under his roof and enduring all the mishaps along the way. Adult Language!

The Star-Spangled Banner is the national anthem of the United States of America. The lyrics come from a poem written in 1814 by Francis Scott Key, a then 35-year-old amateur poet. Probably one of the most difficult national anthem to sign due to the wide range of this tune, one and a half octaves.

Morpheus is the captain of the Nebuchadnezzar, which is a hovercraft of the human forces of the last human city, Zion, in a devastated world where most humans are grown by sentient Machines and kept imprisoned in the Matrix, a virtual computer-generated world. The character is played by Laurence Fishburne.

Meryl Streep as Julia Child is one of the most endearing, arresting performances ever. Grateful audiences are going to be laughing and crying and being inspired by this movie for a long, long time. Meryl Streep continues to amaze. Deliciously light entertainment!

The leader of the Commando Elite and the antagonist in the movie Small Soldiers. He is the archenemy of Archer, who was equipped with a pistol and later uses a knife.

Peabody was one of the back-up segments in several of Ward's cartoon shows, starting with Rocky & His Friends. the Peabody cartoons are well remembered by the generation that first watched them. The Wayback Machine has become a familiar phrase for recalling times gone by.

When I think about Thanksgiving, I can't help but recall one of my favorite episodes of Cheers, Thanksgiving Orphans. No one will be left out of the festivities, Carla impulsively invites the Cheers gang to dinner at her place. Check this out!

Despite the 70s sleaze and feel to it, Love at First Bite was a brilliant spoof of the original Dracula. George Hamilton's campy accent and deep Dracula gaze were perfect. George Hamilton had obviously studied the Bela Lugosi version carefully, and there are many references to famous lines.

He is the town drunk and Homer Simpson's best friend. His capacity for alcohol is a frequent butt of jokes on the show. Barney was inspired by the cartoon character Barney Rubble from the The Flintstones and by several barflies from other television programs. The character is voiced by Dan Castellaneta.

Fred Flintstone's neighbor and best friend. Barney tended to be much more jovial-minded and easygoing than his friend Fred, who was slightly smarter than Barney in some matters and slightly dimmer than him in others. Mel Blanc was the principal voice of Barney Rubble.

Brian has lived with the Griffin family since Peter picked him up as a stray. Peter is his best friend, despite Brian's superior intelligence. Seth MacFarlane has once described Brian as a dog who has a wit as dry as the martinis he drinks. Brian is often the voice of reason in the family, often reminding Peter how stupid or corrupt his ideas are.

Dharma & Greg was an unusual cross-generational situation comedy created by Chuck Lorre & Dottie Dartland. This show has everything! Intelligent humour which requires the viewer to pay attention and of course the plethora of silly humour for which Dharma is famous. It's hilarious, but also very touching at times.

Silverhawks, essentially, is a 1940's Chicago cop show in outer space. The evil criminal Monstar and his gang of thugs has escaped from prison, and must be stopped. Unfortunately, he's on the other side of the galaxy and no human could survive the journey to get there. Adult Language!

Super Chicken and his lion sidekick Fred who wore a sweatshirt with a backwards F on the front, would usually begin their adventures with the battlecry that went something like "Quick, Fred, to the Super Coupe", which was an egg-shaped air vehicle in which Super Chicken and Fred would fly to the rescue of innocent victims of crime.

A Christmas Carol is simply too perfect, in all its spectacular redundancy, to be able to express any feeling at all anymore. Both children and adults will gain more from this experience than most family films

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Youtube Poop stuff and random lulzy music

Here are the tracks!

This soundboard is solely for entertainment purposes only. I will add to it whenever I see fit. Use it well. Enjoy!

The Happy Happy Joy Joy song from Ren and Stimpy

darwins grab bag!

Favorite clips of Swedish actor, director and Hammarby fan Alexander Skarsgård.

Recordings of music performed by me on my computer based virtual theatre organs, and on the real Barton 3/10 Theatre Organ at the Redford Theater in Detroit, Michigan.