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Some of the funniest symptoms of drinking water! This is a parody of those drug commericials where they have a list of possible side effects. Cancer of the Cancer...LOL
When he mentioned all the symptoms from water, the list is almost endless...So funny! This is a parody of those drug commericials where they have a list of possible side effects.
To begin with the most urgent prize is $2000 to who ever can condense down Alex's rant into an effective counter, to the British government censorship via Internet two of prisonplanet.com, and infowars.com. Alex talks with Dr. Nick Begich, Begich discusses attempts to regulate, control and censor the Internet.
Cosmo Kramer, more commonly known as just Kramer, has no job, no food, but always seems to get by. His source of food is from his neighbor Jerry, and he never carries his own money with him. He is notorious for harebrained schemes and ideas. The role is played by Michael Richards.
George Costanza is a close friend of Jerry Seinfeld in the show Seinfeld. He keeps all of his receipts in his wallet at all times, which in turn he keeps in his back pocket. His wallet is so massive that, when sitting down at a restaurant, he must put a stack of napkins beneath the other pocket to level himself. Played by Jason Alexander.
Military drama produced and directed by leading man Clint Eastwood. This is mostly a really excellent flick about patriotic values, military camaraderie and old grizzled military veterans. Clint Eastwood is at his best in the role of Gunny Highway. One of the most hilarious war movies ever. Adult Language.
This 1973 movie was the first movie to use rock and roll music all through the soundtrack. The film introduced such stars as Harrison Ford, Richard Dreyfuss, Cindy Williams and Charles Martin Smith. The film is about a group of recently graduated teenagers during one night of cruising the streets on summer of 1962. Adult Language
The short story A Wagner Matinee by Willa Cather consists of various themes that talk a lot about life in general. Lessons that can be used throughout our lives. One of those lesson is "Don?t love something so much that if it?s taken away from you, you?re lost without it." This is a tremendous lesson for us to learn about life.
Paul's Case is a story about a bourgeois Pittsburgh teenager who escapes reality by going to Carnegie Hall and later fleeing to New York. Lots of speculations pointed out that the author Willa Cather was probably a lesbian and demonstrated how Paul, the character, was homosexual. She made it out like the source of Paul's misery is his homosexuality
The ten biggest computer mistakes ever made. Featuring Microsoft Bob, Apple Newton, Xerox Alto, and Microsoft ME. Most of these were flops from the business standpoint than the technology one, some of these were simply great ideas ahead of their time.
Saturday Night Live's Seth Meyers is making waves with a broader TV audience as the show expands its political parodies. As a performer, he's not the alpha dog of SNL stars past, but he has an endearing, crafted wit.
Wilford Brimley's unique presence, sometimes grand-fatherly, at other times menacing, has been gracing film and TV screens for decades. Brimley may have a diabetes, but he's a respected actor and continues the good fight. So just cuz Brimley's got the beetus, it doesn't mean the beetus has got him.
Paul Oldfield is better known by his stage name Mr. Methane. He is putting the art into fart with his talented, but purely disgusting act! This guy must really learn to hold his beans! Check out his music and clips here. Someone should hire this guy in a symphony!
The outbreak of H1N1 swine flu is continuing and, although most cases are still mild, more deaths are expected. Although WHO does not recommend travel restrictions due to the outbreak, it does advise individuals who are ill to delay their travel plans. If you have returned from a trip abroad and feel ill you should seek appropriate medical care.
Steve McGarrett (Jack Lord) is a fictional character in the long running crime drama television series Hawaii Five-O. He was the lead character in the series with a regular supporting cast. Throughout the series he was a fictional police officer. He was appointed the command of a fictional state police force for the state of Hawaii, known as Five-O
These are the teasers at the end of the show which showed scenes for the next show and ended with McGarrett saying "Be here... Aloha!
Jones is known for replacing the ordinary vulgarities and titillations with preposterous conspiracy theories. Alex Jones is a man with a mission. Here are some of his clips that can be used to jerk our friends..
Water might be good for your skin, your stomach, your well-being or just reduce the probability of getting cancer. But here's some possible side effects of drinking water. Diarrhea of the mouth...that's so funny! This is a drug side effects commericial parody.
Sylvester Stallone's Rocky 3 goes the distance as a pop-culture time capsule, featuring Mr. T, Hulk Hogan and Survivor's smash hit Eye of the Tiger. The film's slickness becomes it's salvation, with an incredibly high punching rate, fast-moving escapism and the best Stallone-directed sequel apart from Rocky Balboa. Adult Language
Necessary Roughness takes it straight from the playbook in its efforts to deliver laugh after laugh. Instead, it fumbles miserably all the way to the end zone. Necessary Roughness is one of those football movies you can watch before College Football Season starts. Adult Language
This movie is about what it means to be a boy in middle America as opposed to being a girl, or to be trapped in a gender you don't want. Hilary Swank is very convincing in playing the role of Teena Brandon in this movie. Teena Brandon was real, no questions. She really deserved the Academy Award she won for Best Actress. Adult Language
Johnny Soporno is a prominent figure in the dating and adult entertainment industry. He has spent over 18 years perfecting his techniques, and teaches students to become well-rounded individuals as well as masters of seduction.
This album is a classic! Astounding moments of pure, emotive musicality. It sparkles from start to finish. Jamie Odell aka Jimpster continues to fuse 70's jazz fusion and 80's pop with techno futurism in a combination of aquamarine, electro-funk instrumentals and melancholic vocal tracks. Albums like this make life better. I love it!
This inventive half-hour series is seen through the eyes of Malcolm played by Frankie Muniz, a regular high school kid trying to navigate his way through life despite the various obstacles thrown in his way. Although Malcolm has a genius IQ, he can't seem to make sense of the opposite sex, much less his embarrassing family. Fantastic show!
Ramsay's reputation is built upon his goal of culinary perfection. His ferocious temper has contributed to his media appeal in both the United Kingdom and the United States, where his programmes are currently produced. Despite his fevered actions, Ramsay has a loyal staff and claims an 85% retention rate since 1993. Adult Language
Arielle Dombasle is a French-American singer, actress, director and model. She became known to American audiences through her appearances on Miami Vice and Sexy french comedy movies. Her mystique has earned the admiration from men of stature worldwide. Dombasle can be dangerous, complex, and a seductress. She's as unclassifiable songbird!
Kazoos are one of the easiest instruments to play; even the design is fairly simple. It creates a buzzing sound when a person hums into it. There is nothing on this instrument that will help to change the pitch or the sound; this is done by the person humming into it. The kazoo is even played professionally in comedy music and in jug bands.
One of The series of AT&T 3G Laptop Connect Card commercials features broadcast journalist Bill Kurtis. The intended message is very clear, use AT&Ts products and services and you will be productive with the Internet anywhere. The delivery of this message in various Kurtis commercials is clever and witty.
Is there a better celebrity impersonator than Melbourne native Darrell Hammond? His impressions have been applauded by television critics and viewers alike for their uncanny accuracy and range. He does a lot of politician impersonations on SNL sketches, he did 12 times of Sean Connery.
Traditional camel cultures have always been aware of the health-promoting effects of camel milk. It is suggested that camel milk may be useful to treat several diseases. Modern studies have proved that the milk is good for the treatment of HIV, hepatitis, tuberculosis and brittle bones. Listen here... Water is the Soul, Milk is the Life!
The theory of Pangea is that millions of years ago all the continents were joined together in one enormous land mass known as Pangea. Then for a reason that is still not known for sure, the continents broke apart and began to drift in opposite directions. The theory goes on to say that the continents will continue to drift until they meet again.
Hawaii Five-O was one of the oldest templates for what would become today's police drama series. the series featured breathtaking scenery matched with sharp dialogue, and was one of the most popular TV shows of all time. It ran from 1968 to 1980, and was the longest US police show until overtaken recently by Law and Order.
Everybody Loves Raymond is put apart by its smart, adult, family comedy, combining real-life situations; strong, well-defined characters; distinctive performances by expert comic actors and crisp, clever writing. It is grounded in interesting, human stories and incredibly funny but realistic dialogue.