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Some people obviously think calling 911 will solve all sorts of problems. It is hard to believe that folks would call 911 with things like this going on, some of these are pretty funny. Here are some of the more ridiculous calls for emergency assistance. Adult Language.
Danny McBride as Kenny Powers is HBOs TV Show Eastbound and Down most foul mouthed, destructive hero since Tony Soprano. He plays a major league pitcher who lost his arm so he moves back home and becomes a substitute gym teacher. Listen to his quotes here. Adult Language.
Star Danny McBride as Kenny Powers from HBO's TV Show Eastbound and Down becomes a substitute teacher in his North Carolina hometown after his big mouth and declining fastball knock him out of Major League Baseball. Adult Language.
David Schwimmer portrays Ross Geller, a paleontologist working at a museum of Prehistoric History, and later a professor of paleontology at New York University. Ross has three failed marriages during the series, and is involved in an on-off relationship with Rachel.
Matthew Langford Perry played Chandler Bing on the NBC sitcom Friends for ten years. Sarcastic, witty, periodically unemployed Chandler has an interesting family history. Despite Chandler's ironic tone, his love for Monica is very serious.
Jennifer Aniston portrays Rachel Green, a fashion enthusiast and Monica Geller's best friend from high school. Rachel and Ross Geller are involved in an on-off relationship throughout the series. She is one of the characters that made the Friends show lively and entertaining. It is also in this show where Aniston received three prestigious awards.
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MacGruber Intro songs from the famous SNL skit making fun of the old Macgyver show. Great for ringtones - MACGRUBER !!!!
HBOs TV Show Eastbound and Down introduces Ashley Schaeffer in the second chapter, a BMW car dealer and personal-space invader. And yeah, thats Will Ferrell under that ridiculous blonde wig and sunglasses. Come on down to Ashley Schaeffer Motors where you'll find luxury and elegance in your pre-owned vehicle! Adult Language.
Danny McBride is a writer, actor and producer who has starred in several comedy films. Establishing a name in Hollywood wasn't as easy as he intended it to be. But In the last couple of years he is burst through the door like no one. He had an amazing 2008! Adult Language.
Courteney Cox Arquette portrays Monica Geller, the hen mother of the group, known for her obsessive-compulsive and competitive nature. She's also regularly ridiculed for having been an extremely overweight child by the others. Monica is a chef who changes jobs often throughout the show, and marries longtime friend Chandler Bing in season seven.
Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan is a fictional character from the popular US television sitcom Friends, played by Lisa Kudrow. Lisa earned an Emmy nomination as Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series; in 1998 she won that award for her role as Phoebe, the ditzy but lovable folk singer.
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MacGruber rocks the mullet and gets caught up in the Pepsi marketing machine. He sells out to Pepsi and changes his name legally to Pepsuber. Five seconds Pepsuber!
Does your friend have to diffuse a bomb in 20 seconds or maybe just have to do something for the problem solving SNL character Macgruber? Have Macgruber himself call and help your friend handle the sticky time sensitive situation.
Will Forte plays Macgruber in the famous serial skit on SNL tv where he always has to beat the clock to diffuse a bomb.