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Jim Norton might not be known for his TV or film credits, but he's gained a reputation as one of the true originals working the comedy circuit. Listen to the clips of this funniest comedian alive and a favorite radio sidekick.

Hogan's Heroes was all about the antics of a bunch of war prisoners during World War II who could escape any time they wanted, but thought it better to use their status as prisoners to gain Germany's top secret information and blow up stuff along the way. It brought us some of the funniest characters to ever grace the television screen.

Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo from the South Park episode of the same name. Was he only Kyle's delusion or was he a messenger of holiday spirit and love !!???

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A large sampling of some of the brilliant moments from the career of this amazing writer, artist, actor and comedian. You'll find clips from Newsradio to Simpsons to SNL.

Agent Smith possesses superhuman strength, speed and stamina. He could punch through concrete walls and dodge entire clips of bullets, and was skilled in martial arts. He could also go from one body to another whenever he wishes. He was also capable of flying on some occasions, and could copy himself on top of other programs in the Matrix.

The Nightmare Before Christmas is a horror film, musical, fantasy and suspense film. And like most Tim Burton movies, the jokes are thrown in at just the right moments. The music in this movie rocks. Happy Holidays!

A young boy lies in his room awake on a snowy Christmas eve, listening for Santa's sleigh bells. It's five minutes until midnight & the boy sees something amazing. It's a gleaming black train, & thats when his exciting adventure begins.

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Bill's a goofy comedian & actor known most for Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, and Saturday Night Live. Lately, Bill has appeared in 3 deadpan dramatic roles focusing on male mid-life crisis which to fans and critics alike have appeared autobiographical.

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It's a collection of Dana Carvey doing his uppity Church Lady Character from Saturday Night Live. Well, isn't that special !!?

A compilation of memes from the amazing AstroKitty.

Bobby Hill is a character on the animated series King of the Hill and is voiced by Pamela Adlon. He is the 13-year old only child of Hank and Peggy Hill. He is somewhat of an eccentric couch potato, but Bobby is a very kind, caring, lovable, and good hearted character.

Abe Simpson also known as Grampa Simpson is a complaining old man and father of Homer. He finds fault with everything and tells stories that go nowhere. He spends a good deal of his time writing complaint letters.

This play-turned-film pitts salesmen against each other in a contest where the loser gets spat out into a cold uncaring dark world and the winner gets steak knives! Lie, cheat, steal, all in a days work. Adult Language.

Various voice clips of Ghost from True Capitalist Radio

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Paul Delvecchio, better known as DJ Pauly D, is one of the members of MTVs overnight reality sensation Jersey Shore. He has received as much attention for his hair style as his housemates have for their partying and fighting. This Rhode Island native is a music dj too and may have a bright future at the local Hair Cuttery!

Cheese, a simple, pale-yellow friend, was a character from an episode of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. He appears to be somewhat madcap and dim-witted, often saying incoherent or non-sequitur phrases, and breaking into sudden bouts of screaming when frightened or when he doesn't get his way.

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Rod Kimble, (ANDY SAMBERG) a self-proclaimed stuntman, is convinced he has bravery in his blood. He has a problem his step-father Frank falls ill, it's up to Rod to stage the jump of his life in order to save his step-father. The plan: Jump 15 buses, raise the money for Frank's heart operation, and then... kick his ass!

These are sound bites from beavis and butthead.

Sound clips of a character so caught up in his own self worth and with no inner monologue that you wonder why is it you find yourself wanting him to get back to the top again.

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During the Vietnam War, Captain Willard is sent on a dangerous mission into Cambodia to assassinate a renegade Green Beret who has become a God among a local tribe. The film is an allegory of the classic Conrad novel: Heart of Darkness.

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Ultraman is the hero of an early 1960s Japanese TV show, Ultra Series. The plot, not surprisingly, revolves around Ultraman battling various monsters and other threats to Earth. The funky opening music stucks with you through the years, probably because it was outrageous - even to a kid.

Blade Runner (1982) was a science fiction film directed by Ridley Scott and adapted from a Philip K. Dick novel. Harrison Ford plays a cop who has to hunt down 4 androids who have become aware of their own existence.

Freddy Krueger is a character from A Nightmare on Elm Street series of films. He has taken his revenge on the parents of Springwood by stalking their children through their dreams. He still lingers in the pits of hell with no indication if or when he will return.

It's the Monty Python comedy group going at another potentially funny topic: Christ? It tells the story of Brian Cohen (played by Graham Chapman), a young man born on the same night and the same street as Jesus Christ.