Sretchy Pants
I'm your huckleberry
Aby normal
Candle
Eye-gor
Bags
like a vagina
She Gave Me A Pen
Your mother
Booby traps
You gotta a boyfriend
Yo Adrian I did it
WILD THING
Homopalooza
Bolognese
I just sharted
I'm stoned
This is my retarded friend
So uh, what do you think
You just wasted good weed!
I see dead people
Don't think that's an option
You fargon sneaky bastage
Your testicles and you
Misty FU
Not Insane
Shmeshmortion
Be My Lover
Grow Old With U (Wedding Singer)
Kind of stereo
Blunt
Snootchie
Can an idiot be a policeman?
Back up
Jacuzzi
Ben Franklin
Commandments - Moses
Hear Me? - God to Moses
Luca Brasi
Someday...and that day
Sorry I blocked your cock - Cops
Piece of shit
Today
Shut up
This is a giant c*ck
We're smokin
Bleeder
peewee's laugh
use the phone
White woman
I'm Sombody's
Poor black child
Damn these glasses!
Casino - Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci)
Full Metal Jacket - Sgt. Hartman
clearance Clarence
I am serious
The Godfather Part II (1974) - Friends and Enemies
I'm as mad as hell
Yippe Kayeh
The Exorcist - Regan MacNeil possessed
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
This Boy's Life - Dwight Hansen
TollBooth Willy (Adam Sandler)
Stepped on a duck
Drugs?
I Don't Remember Asking You
The Shot
Ive got a turtle head poking out
Get in my belly
Home
Breakfast
Jackass
Scratch my back
Male cameltoe in jeans
Your Schwartz
Find sh*t
Daddy would you like some sausage?
ROBERT DE NIRO
KEVIN SPACEY
VING RHAMES
Fuck Ball - Harvey Keitel
Mother Fucker - Joe Pesci
What is your major malfunction?
You are pukes
My Sister
Ghetto speak
Let's have some meatloaf
Were they real?
Don't ever leave me....
Emotions
Givafck
Midnight Run - Criminal
Bread Baking
Bart Simpson
Blowjob
Office Space - My Stapler
Smoke A Lot - Get away from me biatch
Nephew Christopher
Boring
Endangered
AbsolutelyF-ckinNot
What you gonna do - Tony
Why would I trust
Fanabla
Your sisters ass
Motherf*ckin pain in
Gonna be a jerk off
What were you expecting
Valley Girl Style - 1982
Coulda woulda shoulda
Little Nephew
You are a bum
Pack Everything
A kilo of blow
Your fucking fired
Perfect crime
May I take your hat
A few words
This is Patrick
Transforming sound
Days Weeks Months
Thanks for noticing me
Athiest Meathead
Get me an icebag
Hand guns
Hooters
Wyoming
Kermit's Introduction
Bungholio
My bunghole
Airwolf - 1984
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Piggie - Hiyaaa
Piggie - Sorry
Hey brain
Nigga Please Cereal
You'll get a nigga busted
Where you from huh
Where we goin' man
adam sandler
The Wave
Superman
Traffic
Your Prayers
I Mean Whoa
Help
Hoo... Hoo
Very Quite
Come back here
Something Awful
Puddy tat - Tweety Bird
What's cookin Doc - Bugs Bunny
Laugh - Tasmanian Devil
First Class - Bug Bunny
Scooby Doo
it's cold outside
that's all folks
what's up doc
what a hangover
very sorry...very apologetic
Jerky Boys - Fava Beans
Jerky Boys - Sparky the Clown
Jerky Boys - Chickity China the Chinese Chicken
American Pie - Band Camp
Back to the Future - Think McFly
Batman - Joker - Get a Load of Me
Borat - I Like Sex
Dazed and Confused - Joint
Major League - Just a bit outside
Reservoir Dogs - No Tipping
Urkel - Did I Do That?
Booger Belch
I can't stand it
I hate you
Desperately Seeking Susan - Don't believe it
F yourself Cream Cake - Ricochet
Get out of Prison - Ricochet
No Wire Hangers
Can't give me respect
Don't fuck with me
Why are you doing that
Noooo
Ecstacy
OK FU hows that
Mother Fucker
Take it Easy
Obscene Amount - Pretty Woman
I Spit on Charming !
Nuts - Death Becomes Her
When I'm bad
When women go wrong
Your kind
Keep running - 50 First Dates
Gertie scream - E.T.
What's Happening? - E.T.
My biological clock is ticking
Scrotum
The words
Talking Stain - Tide
Like a glove
Shikaka
Bumblebeetuna
Go away!
Let's Get Ready to Rumble
nevermindthat
psycho
Submarine lair
Smoke and a pancake
Father
Dixie Normous
Get out of your system
Getting weird
Listen to my hooves
Vigilante cat
Backwards man
Haven't slept
Alrighty then!-Ace Ventura
Are You OK?- Stewie Griffin
Message Ho ! - Full voice mail
Ordering a pizza
The quarterback is toast
Koolaid Man
Little Ceasar
Chucky attacks
Time to play
Incredible Hulk
Greatest American Hero
Wonder Woman
Hey Baby
Witch laughs
put em up
I'll Get You ! - Wicked Witch
Three's Company
Twighlight Zone - Next Stop
The Xfiles theme song
West Side Story
Annie
The Godfather
You ever suck...
Bad ass weed
Marijuana made you an embicile
Smoke some weed
I'm ready
Keep happening
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