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Dear oh dear....
Im talkin about eels!
Wooah Im a Cockney Nutjob!
I dont see why not
I beg your pardon?
Really? How So?
What have we got here?
Are you bulletproof boy?
What about you squire?
Did you enjoy that boy, Cockney urine all over your face?
Do I look like a reasonable man, or a peppermint nightmare?
What are you sposed to be?
You like eels?
You wanna know about my thumb boy?
Intrigue you, does it boy?
Im gonna cut you slags up!
On account of me bein an orphan an that
I remember this place when it used to be a Pie N Mash Shop
They used to serve eels here
If you werent a geeza Id be rapin' you right now
Skin you, pop your eyes out and stamp on em!
The Black Voodoo!
Connect 4 in dagger terms!
Slice You Up!
Live eels in your belly..
Looks like a geeza in a dress!
Army of Green B!tches
Scarcely believe my Powerful Peeper!
Shut up, and put the tea on!
Imma Cockney flower, watch me shower!
How about I give you no money...
Trendy Modern Wankers
Jazz Funk Movement
Stop the car...
zoo: Im gonna feed you to my menagerie!
Welcome to my zoo
zoo: Nazi Turtle
zoo: Parking Ticket Horse
zoo: Klu Klux Goose
Like a powerful horse!
Been backed up for some time...
Comin' Out Like Yellow Cable!
Sprinkle you onion!
Eels (Nu Rave)
BONUS: Eels live
BONUS: Original song from the nutter who made this
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