Need Roy to take care of a few phone calls for you? Need a nice Sexhavin sound effect/quote to put the cherry on top of a class PowerPoint presentation? Well sweet titties! You're in luck! Roy has graciously uploaded some sound bites from both Sexhavin songs AND independent sources in Roy's arsenal. Use this wisely.

Clips from television

If you wanted to know what the future would be like,The Jetsons was the show to watch. Truly a classic tv series from the 60's. The Jetsons had the humor and cleverness of the Flintstones. Originality and futurism is the big strenght of this animated show.

Various Songs and Sounds from the Original Boxing Game.

Excuses and explanations from the guys who got busted on Dateline NBC's To catch a predator show.

These are some Captain Falcon voice clips from Super Smash Bros.Brawl... I hope you enjoy them!

First off ladies, if Duffman from the Simpsons revs your engine you should know he is in a stable, long-term homosexual relationship. With that out of the way, it's Duffman ! Are you ready to get duffed? OH YEAH !

Kotal Kahn's dialogue in the game Mortal Kombat X. Voice actor: Phil LaMarr

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This Tv comedy is about a group of six friends living in the Manhattan borough of New York City.The show won numerous awards during its run.Also an Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series,& 6 consecutive People's Choice Awards for Favorite Tv Comedy

This is the Satanic Racist's voice altered to make him sound even more demonic than he already is. Adult Language

This Tv Sitcom comedy is about Tim Taylor, the host of a Detroit, Michigan television program about tools, who raises his dysfunctional family.Jillian "Jill" Taylor is Tim's wife who wants to be a psychiatrist.

Pinhead is the main villian from the Hellraiser horror movies. His character, the lead Cenobite, grew to be one of the biggest icons in horror. He's pure evil, but ...fair. Check these Pinhead sounds out!!!

Let's try some nerve gas

Melody and tone are prominent expressive features of Chinese music, and great emphasis is given to the proper articulation and inflection of each musical tone. Instruments includes flutes, mouth organ, and clappers, drums and gongs.

My favorite sounds from just about everything

The Sopranos Italian Mob tv series has spawned 6 seasons and here are some of the most memorable highlights in audio clips from the show. Adult Language.

Some soundbytes from my favorite sports talk radio station KFAN in Minneapolis, MN. Available streaming online - check it out.

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The Story is about 3 men looking for a fortune in buried coins.The catch is that Neither of the 3 know the full location of the coins.The film is set in 1862 New Mexico.Enjoy these sounds.

Dane Cook is an up & coming comedian that has had great success with his cable television "Stand Up" comedy specials and small comedic roles in Hollywood movies. Sit back relax and listen to this future legendary "Stand Up" comedian.

Steven Seagal is a martial arts master who has gone on to have a successful movie career. He has starred in movies such as Above The Law and Under Siege. Now he's a singer! Some mature language.

Surprisingly funny, a great comedy with lots of action and plenty of belly laughs. It was quite refreshing compared to some so called comedies. This is an excellent film with plenty of entertainment and something entirely different in the way of Comedy. Enjoy these sound clips from the movie.

Songs and themes from famous spy and espionage movies and tv shows.

Audio clips from the classic John cena prank call

A collection of the funniest clips from one of the worlds funniest comedians.

Clips of Stewie

Shinnok's dialogue in the video game Mortal Kombat X. Voice actor: Troy Baker

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Released in 1988 Die Hard created a genre all its own. This movie made Bruce Willis immortal. The wise cracking cop who is entertaining because he is sarcastically funny not uttering stupid catch phrases. Yippie kay yay!

This is a soundboard that we use on our show, it is a little bit of everything, quotes, sound FX, and anything that catches our ears.

Dr. Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons) on CBS' "The Big Bang Theory," is a theoretical physicist, possessing a master's degree, two Ph.D.s, and an IQ of 187. He exhibits a strict adherence to routine, a lack of understanding of irony, sarcasm and humor, and a complete lack of humility; these characteristics are the main sources of his character's humor.

Charlie The Unicorn is the seventh most watched video in Youtube in the Comedy category. The video was created by Jason Steele of Filmcow.com. The video follows the story of Charlie, a lethargic unicorn who is reluctant to travel to Candy Mountain with his two friends. The video has now gained over 32 million views on YouTube alone.

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