Hes a pirate. Jack sparrow

Woodpeckers are known for chiseling and pecking wood loudly. They have extremely long tongues, and stiff tail feathers helping them perch upright in trees. This is what woodpeckers sound like...

Aww dude.

Historical news reports of the sad and often untimely deaths of famous people, celebrities and important political figures.

The Nightmare Before Christmas is a horror film, musical, fantasy and suspense film. And like most Tim Burton movies, the jokes are thrown in at just the right moments. The music in this movie rocks. Happy Holidays!

Chickadees are fascinating birds. There are several large classes of sounds made by chickadees, but one of the most characteristic is the chick-a-dee-dee-dee from which they got their name.

Use this to troll people as a demonic Dorito!

Bill's a goofy comedian & actor known most for Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, and Saturday Night Live. Lately, Bill has appeared in 3 deadpan dramatic roles focusing on male mid-life crisis which to fans and critics alike have appeared autobiographical.

aaaaaaaaa woooooooooooo

A compilation of memes from the amazing AstroKitty.

Bobby Hill is a character on the animated series King of the Hill and is voiced by Pamela Adlon. He is the 13-year old only child of Hank and Peggy Hill. He is somewhat of an eccentric couch potato, but Bobby is a very kind, caring, lovable, and good hearted character.

Abe Simpson also known as Grampa Simpson is a complaining old man and father of Homer. He finds fault with everything and tells stories that go nowhere. He spends a good deal of his time writing complaint letters.

Some of the best of Pink Floyd

Paul Delvecchio, better known as DJ Pauly D, is one of the members of MTVs overnight reality sensation Jersey Shore. He has received as much attention for his hair style as his housemates have for their partying and fighting. This Rhode Island native is a music dj too and may have a bright future at the local Hair Cuttery!

Rod Kimble, (ANDY SAMBERG) a self-proclaimed stuntman, is convinced he has bravery in his blood. He has a problem his step-father Frank falls ill, it's up to Rod to stage the jump of his life in order to save his step-father. The plan: Jump 15 buses, raise the money for Frank's heart operation, and then... kick his ass!

hey guys its ME comin with da new but 100% TRU soundboard babyy from my appearance in rip king so fuckin rip

In some areas like Puget Sound and San Juan Islands, these black and white Orcas remain an edangered species

A large sampling of some of the brilliant moments from the career of this amazing writer, artist, actor and comedian. You'll find clips from Newsradio to Simpsons to SNL.

Agent Smith possesses superhuman strength, speed and stamina. He could punch through concrete walls and dodge entire clips of bullets, and was skilled in martial arts. He could also go from one body to another whenever he wishes. He was also capable of flying on some occasions, and could copy himself on top of other programs in the Matrix.

Wasps and bees are beneficial insects. They sting to defend themselves or their colony. The sounds of bees and wasps are always composed of a uniform frequency. Buzzzzz...

Blackbirds are noisy birds, especially during roosting time when they emit a loud dik-dik-dik. They have a loud and pleasing warbling flute-like song, and a noisy chatter when disturbed.

What would a UFO sound like? Here are audio clips to possibly inspire your science fiction film or video production.

A young boy lies in his room awake on a snowy Christmas eve, listening for Santa's sleigh bells. It's five minutes until midnight & the boy sees something amazing. It's a gleaming black train, & thats when his exciting adventure begins.

For me, it's way more challenging to use a sword than a gun. Check this out!

Total Hockey soundboard..everything you need for Hockey games: Intro music, organ music, dance music, even national anthems..it's all here! Updated\added to weekly! PAYPAL ADDRESS: [email protected] (please put "hockey soundboard" in subject\item line) Thank you!

It's a collection of Dana Carvey doing his uppity Church Lady Character from Saturday Night Live. Well, isn't that special !!?

This play-turned-film pitts salesmen against each other in a contest where the loser gets spat out into a cold uncaring dark world and the winner gets steak knives! Lie, cheat, steal, all in a days work. Adult Language.

Various voice clips of Ghost from True Capitalist Radio

Need to hear some powerful explosion sounds? Check these out just don't blow out your eardrums!

Cheese, a simple, pale-yellow friend, was a character from an episode of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. He appears to be somewhat madcap and dim-witted, often saying incoherent or non-sequitur phrases, and breaking into sudden bouts of screaming when frightened or when he doesn't get his way.

this is a board

The Zebra is a part of the horse family, Equidae, native to central and southern Africa. They are recognized by their distinctive black and white stripes. Hear audio clips of these rare animals right here.

These are sound bites from beavis and butthead.

Sound clips of a character so caught up in his own self worth and with no inner monologue that you wonder why is it you find yourself wanting him to get back to the top again.