A dark comedy following the rise and fall of a young, handsome, uneducated teenager who becomes porn star Dirk Diggler. A star studded cast of Mark Wahlberg, Burt Reynolds, Heather Graham and more parody the adult industry. Adult language.

No apes sounds here, various smaller Monkeys recorded in nature. A couple rungs back on Darwin's evolutionary ladder, still, some of the faces look like young humans and the behavior is similar. Give a listen.

Funny movie about a fraternity of sex starved nerds. Some adult language.

Grace lays down some funny audio quotes from the Will & Grace tv show. One of the wittiest comedies on the tube. Grace of course was played by actress Debra Messing, who was a fag hag of sorts to roomate Will.

These are turkish phrases, usefull when you travel to Turkey and want to confuse the locals in to submission.

These songs fully created and sung by me. They were sung in the Turkish language. I have many more songs, but at the moment i'm still working on them. I hope you like.

Whales are large, magnificent, intelligent, aquatic mammals. They breathe air through blowhole(s) into lungs (unlike fish who breathe using gills).

I dunno... My first soundboard?

Dreamfold is the music project of Minneapolis, Minnesota artist Brian Kenney.

More songs created using online dictionary voices and having them sing songs. The robots sing: Nine Inch Nails, Prodigy, Snoop Dog, Metallica and more. Adult language.

The doctor's and authors of "Why do men have nipples?" Answer burning questions that haunt all mankind, such as: what causes brain freeze?, why do I have a very small penis, and what are boogers made of...

Peyton Manning is the starting QB for the Indianapolis Colts. He is the son of former NO Saints quarterback Archie Manning. He is the older brother of NY Giants quarterback Eli Manning. He also does some of the most funny commercials !

This soundboard is dedicated to my special girl. Enjoy the sounds that are apart of what makes you special.

Head coach of the Chicago Bears: Lovie Smith speaks about the upcoming Superbowl vs. the Indianapolis Colts at the offical press conference on January 28, 2007.

Swingers Movie sound clips including the hilarious Vince Vaughn. We're going to Vegas baby!

Hilarious audio clips from the movie Super Troopers written by the principal cast, credited as Broken Lizard, and directed by Jay Chandrasekhar. Adult language.

Funny audio quotes from the witty gay lawyer Will Truman,of Will & Grace. Actor Eric McCormack plays him. The show is in syndication now but with 16 Emmys over the years it still has legions of fans.

On Nov.7, 2006 a UFO (unidentified flying object) was sighted hovering over United Terminal C17 at Chicago, IL, O'Hare airport. Then it flew up & ripped a visible hole through the cloud cover. News reports and eyewitness pilot interviews are here.

Special sound effects to use mixes and shows

Searry goes Agro! Searry playing WoW @ lvl 20+. Other voice on the soundboard is the mighty legendary warrior Amiiiiiir! Recently known as Majori, his soundboard can be found on http://www.soundboard.com/sb/juhoz.aspx

Theme songs from your favorite reality TV shows.

Written by Washington Irving and published in 1820, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow remains a scary folk tale to this day. It tells the story of Schoolmaster Ichabod Crane, who is chased at night by a horrifying headless horseman. Running time: 1:23:23. Non subscribers may preview 50% of each track, unlock the board and you can download and listen to

Prank call stores about evil furbies!

The imagination running amuck.

I had to put together these special sounds for my "Knight In Shining Armor". I Love you Happy Valentine's Day.

Ray Lewis is a Linebacker for the Ravens of the NFL. In "01", He led Baltimore to a SB win and was named "SB MVP" for that game. He was the 1st linebacker to win the award since "71". He's the only "D" player ever to be on the cover of Madden.

Cute Quotes from America's cutest kids! Original hosted by Bill Cosby. Sit back and enjoy the sounds and of course the Jello pudding.