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---- Please select a track ---- Hi how are you -Tales from the crypt Hello - Norman Bates Hello Bueatiful Good evening Hello who is it? Dr. No (1962) - James Bond My name is Norman- Norman Bates Im Agent Neville FBI - Samuel Oh yes its very nice No No - Now go away. No im an accountant Sure No Shit Check it out Chill out The Ref - Gus (Dennis Leary) What is your major malfunction? TollBooth Willy (Adam Sandler) Are you off your meds Do you think Im a pervert Does everything have to be a test I cant rembember this shit Is Daddy Home Take a shot Bleeping crazy I gotta pee Take my advice-Tales form the crypt Fate Chill Bro Cypress Hill concert Get on top Wizzeak I Don't Remember Asking You Bleep Jackass Apocalypse Now (1978) - I love the smell of napalm The Silence of the Lambs (1991) - Census Taker The Terminator (1984) - Hasta Lavista Baby The Terminator (1984) - I'll be back Bearded I Fart in your general direction Your mother was a hamster I dont want to talk to you I wave my private parts at Mind your own business I like that Am a master Here you go Talking about man You sure Wussie yo Weed college Forget it Ding ding ding I'm such a S**t ! Truth shall set you free! Piss and Moan Kickin' my ass F**k you A**hole Crazee's WTFBoomRap No stems no seeds Grabs ya by the boo boo Hey hang on you guys I'm Blind Chain me to the wall Born In East LA This is great man 40yr Old Virgin - Kelly Clarkson 40yr Old Virgin - Big Box of Porn American Pie - Band Camp American Pie 2 - I Got Peed On American Pie 2 - Jim's Dad - Keep It Real Army of Darkness - Mr Fancypants Batman - Riddler - Wrong Answer Borat - I Like Sex Clerks - I love women Clerks - That's Beautiful Man Clerks - What's Up Sluts Fast Times - Hey Bud Let's Party Fight Club - Jack's Lack of Surprise Fight Club - Jack's Smirking Revenge Fulll Metal Jacket - What's Your Name Scumbag Grandma's Boy - Adios Turd Nuggets Jay and Bob - The Internet is.... Jay and Bob - Whut up Homies Napoleon Dynamite - Bow To Your Sensei Napoleon Dynamite - Dang! Office Space - Mm-Kay? Pulp Fiction - *gun shot* Break Concentration Star Wars - Vader Dark Side Star Wars - Lack of Faith Superbad - McLovin Break YoSelf Talladega - Mountain Dew! Wayne's World - Sphincter Wayne's World - Exqueeze Me Wayne's World - Schwing! Wayne's World - Monkeys Fly Butt