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---- Please select a track ---- Who's chest did you pop out of? Nice to meet a fellow Texan My bullets cut through metal, and bullshit! I work for the Emperor I suggest you hit the trail I put holes in tin cans Haven't seen one of your kind in a while Got some bullets with your name on 'em Can we start now? With a stitch in your side and a bullet in your ass Run back to Raiden What do we have here? You have something to say? We don't want any Whatever bullshit you're peddling You won't get close enough to find out Who's to say you won't do it again You'd best shut up and draw You're an easy target You two deserve each other You've stepped in it now You enjoy that one? You won't win this This is gonna get ugly To what do I owe the pleasure? You'll drop in one shot Walk it off! Well here comes a double helping There's an obvious insult there I prefer Outworld We've barely begun my lovely That's far enough, rebel They won't be hungry for long That's it, no stirring speech? The bigger they are, et cetera, et cetera Think I'm about to make some money Think I've seen a ghost The Kahn sends his regards The last mistake you'll ever make The world needs less Kano State your business! Such a pretty face That doesn't calm me down That seems to be the case One shot's all I need Papers, please Ready to eat lead? Repulsive as ever Sonya married this? Stop bleeding and stand up! My friend, Tanya Never bring a sword to a gun fight No complaints so far Let me show you real projectiles Let's get to it then Let's teach you some manners Like your new holes? No, you're a toady Not even aimed at your head? It's just money, nothing personal It's only a threat if I lose Nothin' here can hurt me I'm not much of a joiner I've earned it I hate critters I'm older than I look I'm the real deal Introduction's complete, let's go I'm worth the money, watch Have it your way I'm, adaptable I used to hunt toads as a kid I've got two good reasons I'd go with that feeling I really don't care I serve one person, me I'd rather kill you If the money were good enough I'll be smiling in a minute I'll stop if you pay me! I'll survive longer than you I'm no longer amused He offered more coins Hello beautiful Hmph, shame I have to put you down I already have a job I can barely stand one of you I can take you away from all this I follow the money I have some of my own Gonna beat some respect into you Gonna regret saying that Got a bullet for every last one Got some bullets just for you Go back to your sandbox! Guess who got paid to kill you Happiness is a warm gun Haven't had to be yet But it feels so right A couple of bullets outta deflate that ego A trash bin for dead things Child Depends on who's asking Girls with guns, always hot Almost always hot At least I'm paid to serve Did you cut yourself? Does anyone like you? Atleast I don't take orders from a woman Bad idea to insult me Don't kiss and tell now Don't say I didn't warn you Be a shame to lose your other eye Blonds do have more fun Flip on back to Earthrealm Further proof of a godless universe Bullets beat snowballs anyday Bullseye Get ready to draw