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---- Please select a track ---- It's security [PD] Why start now [PD] That s*** can't fly It flew [PD] You gotta be fake [UL] Faaake faaake scripted [MC] *Psycho Dad Prayer* [PD] Jesse's up my a** constantly [PD] It's frickin YouTube [MC] Let's get millions of views [MC] This isn't entertaining [MC] And you're filming [MC] I wanna game [MC] I'm really f***ing good at it [MC] I don't wanna mow lawns [MC] Covered in ketchup [MC] Walmart does a bang-up job [MC] You threw a turkey at me [MC] Dude my dad's gonna think I'm f***in gay now [MC] Suckin on your corn cob [MC] Get Mark here [MC] Need somebody to have my back [MC] It looks like a girl's car [MC] He's making me look like a f***kin p**** [MC] This is your redemption right now dude [MC] There's my brother's account [MC] I just f***in love my family [MC] Time to get revenge on these f***ers [MC] Corn?! [MC] AAAAAAAAGH [MC] *Games shredded scream* [MC] Super Saiyan scream [MC] *Chainsaw prank w/ scream* [MC] Are you kidding me [MC] Dad 1 [MC] Holy s*** [MC] S*** 1 [MC] Whoopdie f***in doo [MC] F***in a**hole [MC] WTF 1 [MC] F*** 1 [MC] F*** 2 [MC] It's called surveillance [PD] Security for everybody [PD] But a camera system [PD] Keep track of everything [PD] That's not for security [PD] You gotta get a job [PD] Maybe you'll get a job [PD] Stinkin video games all the time [PD] Got the camera up everybody's a** [PD] Why you filmin [PD] He can manipulate any situation [PD] All your fault [PD] Now get outta my house [PD] Not part of the family [PD] Ashamed that you're my son [PD] Do whatcha gotta do [PD] Who pissed in your Wheaties [PD] Learn your lesson boys [PD] Think about it there Weinstein [PD] Happy frickin New Year [PD] I can't trust ya [PD] Yeah right [PD] Are you kiddin me [PD] What a freak [PD] Get off [PD] The h*** was that all about [PD] This is bulls*** what is this [PD] Don't start with that s*** [PD] Bulls*** [PD] Crap [PD] Jesse was like losing his s*** earlier [CORN] McJuggerNuggets [BB] Don't hate you, just don't like you [UL] You should ask for for Christmas [UL] Wouldn't that be funny [AM] Whatever I say it's always wrong [AM] You manipulated her [AM] Larry you still are an a**hole [AM] Really hate me don't you Larry [AM] New camera that doesn't smell like s*** [AM] Are you f***in kidding me [AM]