Seinfeld Quotes and Random Funny Quotes

A few of the funny quotes from the greatest T.V. show ever created as well as some of my favorite movie quotes

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George-Answering Machine
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Elaine-Dingo ate your baby
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Elaine-Faked Orgasm
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George-I Want Details
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Jerry-Hire You Latex Salesman
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Elaine-Fake, fake, fake
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Elaine-Regifter
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Frank-Festivus for the rest of us
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George-Dating a convict
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George-Driven women to lesbianism
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George-In love with Tony
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George-Lord of the idiots
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George-Wasting his life
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Jerry-Becoming Kramer
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Jerry-Car reservation
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Jerry-Dont wanna be a pirate
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Jerry-Favorite explorer
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Jerry-High five
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Jerry-Magic lugie
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Jerry-Mulva
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Jerry-Tractor story phone call
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Jerry-Yells at Kramer
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Kramer-Count me in(contest)
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Kramer-Descent fruit
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Kramer-Driving the bus
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Kramer-El presidente
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Puddy-Bogus man
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Puddy-Elaine going to hell
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Adventures In Babysitting-Blues
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Back to the Future-Barn
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Finding Nemo-Butt
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Groundhogs Day-Doozy
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Multiplicity-Carl
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Multiplicity-Golf
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Rat Race-Baby
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50 First Dates-Doug
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Armageddon-Scariest
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So I Married an Axe Murderer-Evil
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So I Married an Axe Murderer-Orange
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Old School-Bed Bath and Beyond
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Spies Like Us-Dick for
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Liar Liar-New Dress
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Dumb and Dumber-Tractor Beam
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Elf-Burp
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Elf-Wheres the Snow
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What About Bob-Never Gone
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Money Pit-Laugh
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Multiplicity-Bugs
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Multiplicity-Corndog
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Multiplicity-Monkey
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Multiplicity-One more word
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Multiplicity-Slab
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Planes Trains and Automobiles-Pillow
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Snatch-Beaches
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Snatch-Shut Up
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Snatch-Sit Down
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Snatch-Size of him
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That Thing You Do-Pay me
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Tremors-Said no to free beer
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Tremors-What the hell is goin on?
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Tremors-Half Right
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Tremors-Shut Up
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50 First Dates-Not Juice
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Armageddon-Dottie
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Big Daddy-Drugs
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3 Little Pigs-Bob Coyote
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3 Little Pigs-No Interest
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3 Little Pigs-Garbage
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3 Little Pigs-Stained Windows
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Bad BoysII-Nice Fish
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Bad BoysII-Parking lot
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Bad BoysII-Reggie
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Be Cool-E Weezy
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Bedazzled-Dolphin
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Bedazzled-Play Good
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Burbs-Dog
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Burbs-Lame-O
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Burbs-Paint ur house
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Burbs-Pinnochio
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Burbs-Red rover
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Burbs-Sleep
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Best in Show-Pet Store
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Best in Show-Private Parts
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Blue Streak-Pizza
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Blue Streak-Shamoo
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How High-Boring
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Next Friday-Baby D
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Next Friday-Carls Jr
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Next Friday-Girlfriend
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3 Little Pigs-Boards Up
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3 Little Pigs-Open the door
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Accepted-Scream
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Accepted-Think about her
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Adventures in Babysitting-Just moved
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Adventures in Babysitting-Run Him Over
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Beetlejuice-Nice model
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Three Amigos-Look up here
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Captain Ron-Teds
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Cool Runnings-Scary huh
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Friday After Next-Booty, beauty
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Friday After Next-Like a racehorse
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Friday After Next-Top flight
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How High-Get emm
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Orange County-Fire excuse
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Short Circuit-What is for dinner
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Speed-Gum
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A few of the funny quotes from the greatest T.V. show ever created as well as some of my favorite movie quotes

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