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---- Please select a track ---- The Dude Train Bottoms! Gotta beat It Forget you and continued good s A big job on his hands Bower's a Bottom Bower - Hi Bower - Huh Bower - What'd you say? Bower - I think so Bower - wow Bower - laugh Bower - really I knew it! - Bower Bower - That's what i'm sayin' Bower - Deuce in the sink Ooh, Snap! F the text lines Bower - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Bower - Fantasies on the bottom Bower - gong Bower - that's not what she said! Bower - Larynx Punch Bower - You're insane Bower - Jill Bower - Interested in being nude. Bower - Bottom Pummeling Bower - Just holding my head Bower is a sexy Black Woman Bower is a huge hooters fan Condescending Bower Bown Jov-E 1050 Sports Subway will never be a Sponsor Question Number Poll E - I've got nothing E - touch It We got boned E likes to go hoggin' E - Lady Bing E's brainteaster E - Bottom Pummeling E's premature chicken E - Blew it too soon E - You know how i know that you're gay? E's favourite supermarket E - we can do it sunday E- hey E - why E - not me E - rectum E - Butt gargle E's trim E - in her mouth Fun fact about E Dick Hunsaker Paulie - Jared's meat Paulie - Quality peter lick Paulie - Watch the bottom! Paulie - quick finger action Creepy Paulie Paulie - dark room Paulie - Shut up!!! Paulie - That is stunning! Paulie - Someone beat him Carlos - Boston hates the Hammies E's violent gunshot Racist Carlos Keith Hernandez Dennis Ecksfoihgoegehehonekwslvneubbnoveoropwnmkjr Brokeback Bower tickles E. Bower's husband and kids Bower - Seeee ya Bower's after-show plans Cause - jammed down throat Cause's deal with Eric Cause - slapping face with it Bower - King Douche E - blasted a couple times E - push harder E - short cackle e- sausage cackle e- might just bite it off Bower - all right E - F the text lines NEW 02/13 Bower - Stuff sausages E - obvious night E - hard and dirty E - loves other guys hard E - topped off w/ cornhole E - likes to plug people E - i love this guy so hard E - new wife midget sausage Paulie Gun Dude Train Gun Cackle gun E - Shove it down my face Bower - I wanna wrestle you E - Just squirted some E - pop that in E - give it to me hard NEW 02/16/08 Bower - It's got bush and wood Bower - listen dick Bower - right dick E - bottom knuckles NEW 02/18/08 Bower - midgets E's dumpster Paulie - wedding dress Paulie - gimme a call Paulie - special someone Paulie - blondes touch it gun belly laugh gun NEW 02/19/08 Bower - sure enough Bower - oh yeah E cause they suck Tiger Woods drops by E - lickin himself NEW 02/21/08 Im Tiger Woods E's confession E - nude fee Paulie is in TIger Woods Paulie - young studs(excited) Paulie - young studs(creepy) Paulie - rollin through young studs Paulie - sweet nasty sliding in Paulie thinks he's a good looking guy E - ball in hand Paulie - yeah it does NEW 02/22/08 Jason - Just rip it off man Rob - curly thing above lip Rob - faeries Rob - took it in the end Jason - she's a hussie Jason - lil bit Rob - twigs n berries Jason - bangkok Rob - bangkok Rob - stuff somethin Carlos - took down a 20oz'er Yount montage E- hangs his yount out Bower - Cap'n Yount Bower - call me a yount Bower - yount E - hit my yount E - tip of the yount E - yount boy E - yount punch yell E & Bower - yount, yount E - yount yell E - yount YOUNT GUN Jason - I'm the straight guy E - slide a yount in there Mr Zippy pt. 1 Mr Zippy pt. 2 Mr Zippy pt. 3 Mr Zippy pt. 4 Jason - I pulled an 8.5lb yount. Jason - yount Rob - yount Rob - apple yount E - Ready to PUMMEL Bower Ten D song title yount was a bad choice Bower - Cocky E - Tanned wiener Bower - monitoring 5 ladies 'Suck one' 'I'll suck 2' E - I like dude parts Paulie - My thing lights up Paulie -tight round E - get off my back, Paulie E - screw the questions Paulie - I Play with Bower Rob - wife Jason - small labial tear Labial tear segment Bower - known as the freak Bower - let's have fun -- naked Bower - in my panties E - you got me all excited E - Jason rubbed off on me E - see if i can 3-way Rob - torn labia Rob - bit for a while Rob - Tweakin' E - didn't he pull out? E - good with his hands Bower - meat at Dickie's E and Benny Hill E Tim Raines E - Screw everybody E - Cox Bower - Dirty Cox Bower - touching himself Bower - great to be swallowed up Bower - not my baby E - we gave it to them E - balanced on woman's head Bower - Suck it!! Bower - forget it!! Bower - Suck it!!! E - News for Bower E - Spider Web E - I can't see E - Sticky material on face E - Avery Johnson's message for Mort Mort's voicemails E - dude trying to blank me E - get blanked bower - bring your sundress over here bower - real man ... pootie E - blank the pootie short E - didn't blank the pootie pootie segment E calls Bower at his show E - sundress flying thompsons - broaden the spray rob - come out yer nose rob - Fukudome Jason choke laugh Rob - fun with dick trickle Jason - Dickshot Rob - Ugly Dickshot Jason - Chubby Cox Rob - Chubby Cox Rob - Mike Sweeney Jason - Misty Hymen rob - pete LaCock rob - Death Stab Jason - kid blank Jason - let's blank and go home rob - get these guys rob - let's blow this thing Jason - let's blow this thing Jason - death stab Jason - dream wish fantasy rob - princess E - ooh ooh baby jason - spice girls jason - crazy way e - trying to get it up rob - he's got it out E injected with steroids Bower - in the buttocks E - oral on the end Bower - great when you get friction e - I suck Bower - touch it Bower - break ya neck Bower - wild enough Bower - fine enough Chris Brown meets Chris Hanson E meets Chris Hanson hussy gun faeries gun chubby cox gun screw everybody gun young studs gun Jason - big walking blank i think so gun Rob - size matters Jason - i'm nailin' it E - front tooth nutter butters Bower - spread and front tooth E - Screw off, then Bower - you are horny E - hit me with it E - punch me with it Bower - Hug it out Bower - nipples Cause - almost aroused Cause - more on yer chest Cause - bring tampons Cause - bower's cookie Nate - who Nate - factoids and wikipedia Nate - Jello wrestling Nate - calm down Nate - favourite bush Nate - in the butt with a needle Nate - my mouth is full2 Nate - yes Nate - naked man e - goodnight, lover cause - forced to look at your chest cause - pat magroin cause - balls flew out cause - you're a woman E - we need some protection Cause - can't take tops off here E - McCovey is off the table E - dude train wolverines E - should have said yao ming Bower - pee pee Rob-hold that many poles Carlos- she's a whore! Jana - Suck on this Bower - three inches solid E - it's not that hard E - screw off, then Cause - definitely E moan jason - porn movies jason - long laugh Bower - take a shot to the face Bower - gonna get hard Bower - McFeely's package Bower - Henrietta pussycat's meow Bower - platypus mound Bower - blank henrietta pootie Bower - black female boy Bower - giant intestines Bower - big boy Bower - kush, squish, nerf, plush Bower - scaly green thing Bower - swingin' over 10 carlos - you meow me carlos - oh hell no carlos - stripper name e - 2 dudes, 1 sock bower - buff bower - choppy choppy bower - e, grab this Cartoon Beat Bower - rough n ready Bower - Paulie blanked slow Rob - i'll take sweaty balls Cause - loving the front end Cause - jam it down my throat Cause - stick it to her Cause - different things jammed throat bower - enjoy molten lava cake bower - the single biggest douchebag bower - jagoff douchebag nate - in da butt cause - tampons bower - hot pocket throat nate - my suggestion... Cause - blowjob Paulie - ron paul sneak behind Paulie - stupid E - paulie pulled out of butt E - punchline name list Jason - pile of guys Rob - take off my shirt E - hair here and a hair there Bower - flopped his nuts Bower - i love his stuff E - that why you love his stuff E - t.i.t. E - plug me E - i'd eat it rob - Silver Balls rob - Golden Balls rob - He's got a Golden Ball bower - sock Fodder E - whatd you just say? bower - prelaugh ignition rob - went off in kids face Paulie - so tight Paulie - Shots to the face Avery e- rough hard Bower - turntwo coming e - mine hasn't grown e - beat us, fry us, eat us Bower - strictly come dancing Bower - blow Bower - my libido e - Jana is a dude e - jason flopped nuts e loves black people e - you stop blanking on me e - first asian e - sexual and violent Jason music Rob - veyr large fart cause - embarrassed lack of action Matt - he has a cute butt SweetNasty is mad Rob - very large fart Cause - Eric's face E - Rub mouth Raw E - Rubbing and licking raw Paulie - got stoned Bower - bite in my sack Bower - drop a load JaSON - i LOVE PEE WEE rob - reach hand and slap rob - who loves manmeat? rob - beat my kids rob - every inch of it e - how can i get my hands on that Paulie - finger rub and bounce Paulie - you want to sleep with me Paulie - sex goddess Matt - oil myself all up Paulie - face action Matt - attack like a mongoose Matt - oil my butt Matt - lickin' chocolate Paulie - Bottom Man Matt - beat on that sausage Bower - put something in mouth option Riob - my pants are tight Jason - he rode Tommy Lee Jason - Lobo song Jason - later loser Paulie - you might be a man Carlos - you're goin out with me Carlos - black bras E - towel and clean up Cause - Screw You Cause - hey, LKL E and Cause banter E - how bad do you want it? cause - I want it bad Cause - I enjoy her hard cuase - got wii on craigslist cause - push it real good cause - interested in dating me e - 16 year old girl e - pennis Bower - I love willy Bower - start & end w/ willy Bower - that's my tiger Bower - e will rub in your face cause - i want a big huge cause - dick lane cause - pulling it out carlos - i want it cause -blowing on the ball cause -big behind bower- i gave it to 'em good bower- need a hug? bower- lil mac nails king hippo E - classic looking c Bower - Champagne room got Fed Bower - horsie girl fantasy Bower - close out w/ guy love Matt - that's not right Matt - go both ways Bower - pop in & out Bower - not familiar weenie wagon E - he circumcised me rob - I could hit it e - i do love the cock rob - bring my own bat Jason - anything fits in mouth Bower - embrace you teat Rob - he likes to choke people THIS WEEK'S SOUNDBOARD OFF WINNER Bower - bathroom on me Bower - what is this?!? Bower crapping Bower groan Carlos - cheers song Cause - lube and pound Bower has had guys Bower gonna be a long'un E - pop open E - Please like an old lady Rob- all beavers Paulie - not distracted by boobies Cause - laugh - tap all day Cause - tap all day Cause - cavecrazy pull it off Cause - more horniness Cause - blowing Tony Bower, Cause & E - Oooooh yeah. Cause - big dirty man Cause - just had stuffed Cause - 2 years as a blank Cause - little flag Cause - all lubed up Rob - thrust E - bought first ho Bower loves being licked all over Bower - slap in face Paulie - just a trickle Paulie - his buttocks Bower - put something else in E - I pound 'em E - i'll pull myself DOUBLE MARK Bower - Wood on Wood Bower - give face back Cause admits domestic violence Bower - focus on the mouth Carlos - fit it in once more E - I'd letter whym00 Kinky Rob carlos - showin' weiners Rob- Slumpbuster carlos - totally into furries Jason - don't lay out on me, ho Paulie wanted to do him Bower's Outlook reminder Paulie - boobies CHRIS CAUSE'S DUDE TRAIN E - join in on threesome Paulie - dumbest answer choice ever Cause - Wee Wee hockey Jana - Swollen members