by elajj ajsf - 380 tracks
00 - postal - A Christmas tree Guess it's never too early to introduce some major fire hazard into the home
00 - postal - A little scruffy
00 - postal - Aaah, now you can't say I never gave you anything for father's day
00 - postal - Ah, can't forget Uncle Dave's birthday. He always throws such excellent parties at the compound
00 - postal - Ah, hell bite my ass, that stuff is addictive
00 - postal - Ah, jail, a small slice of urine-stained heaven. With a little sodomy on the side
00 - postal - Ah, Krotchy, the hottest new toy this year. Hope they still have some in stock
00 - postal - Ah, that's gonna be sore tomorrow 1
00 - postal - Ah, that's gonna be sore tomorrow 2
00 - postal - Ah, that's the stuff 1
00 - postal - Ah, that's the stuff 2
00 - postal - Ah, there it is
00 - postal - Ah, this must be the one
00 - postal - Ah, time to part-ay with mr. Napalm!
00 - postal - Ah, voting day. The system may be flawed, but I'll do it because I care
00 - postal - Ah, withdrawals a bitch
00 - postal - Ah
00 - postal - And another one bites the dust
00 - postal - And done
00 - postal - And Joe Bob, son of Billy Joe Bob!
00 - postal - And one because I have ammo left
00 - postal - And one 'cause you're fugly
00 - postal - And one for Bobo the space monkey
00 - postal - And one for little Johnny
00 - postal - And one for the pope 1
00 - postal - And one for your mother
00 - postal - And one just because I can
00 - postal - And one more group offended. Guess I'm just not a people person. Good thing I have Kevlar! Wait, do I have Kevlar
00 - postal - And one to grow on
00 - postal - And ready, go
00 - postal - And steaks for the Psychotic Friends Network barbeque
00 - postal - Are you gonna sign this or will it be your surviving family members
00 - postal - Are you saving, again
00 - postal - Aw, cold turkey
00 - postal - Bless me, father, for I have really sinned. Really, I'm not kidding here. Big sinner. Yep
00 - postal - But how much trouble can I get into at a police station Hmm
00 - postal - But, I just started yesterday!
00 - postal - Butt sauce
00 - postal - Can't we all just get along Guess not. I better watch out for those guys from now on
00 - postal - Can't we all just get along
00 - postal - Choking
00 - postal - Close enough 1
00 - postal - Close enough 2
00 - postal - Come on, hurry up. I know you got minorities to oppress
00 - postal - Crap, now I'm gonna have to find it myself. They probably keep 'em in the back room
00 - postal - Crap, sold out. Figures, there are plenty of Larrys left
00 - postal - Crap. I thought I'd be home by now
00 - postal - Crap. Looks like everyone in town had the same idea
00 - postal - Damn, do all these people look alike or what
00 - postal - Damn, here I was minding my own business just enjoying my second amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me
00 - postal - Damn, I can't even tell who that will count for
00 - postal - Damn, I'm an idiot. Maybe I should check the map
00 - postal - Damn, looks like it's not gonna be so easy to get home this time
00 - postal - Damn, that stinks
00 - postal - Damn, who will cash my check now Maybe I'll cash it myself in the vault
00 - postal - Damn, who will cash my check now Maybe I'll go cash it myself in the vault
00 - postal - Definitely some inbreeding going on here
00 - postal - Did I ask for cheese
00 - postal - Did someone slaughter a goat in here No, seriously, I wanna know
00 - postal - Didn't you just save
00 - postal - Does my voice annoy you 1
00 - postal - Does my voice annoy you 2
00 - postal - Doesn't take a genius to guess what will happen the next time one of them sees me
00 - postal - Don't crowd, there's plenty for everyone
00 - postal - Don't these people have jobs
00 - postal - DudeDialog uax-0000000357
00 - postal - Eh, I guess I better get started
00 - postal - Fascinating
00 - postal - Fuck 1
00 - postal - Fuck 2
00 - postal - Fuck 3
00 - postal - Fuck 4
00 - postal - Fuck me, I better get home 1
00 - postal - Fuck me, I better get home 2
00 - postal - Fuck you
00 - postal - Gah, I feel like I'll get hepatitis if I touch anything in this fucking town
00 - postal - Gee, I hope nobody is taping this
00 - postal - Gee, that wasn't so awful
00 - postal - Get down if you don't wanna die
00 - postal - Get down!
00 - postal - Get the FUCK down!
00 - postal - Gimme some money
00 - postal - Glad to see my tax dollars aren't going to waste
00 - postal - Go long!
00 - postal - Go see Vince
00 - postal - God, what's that awful stench
00 - postal - Grandfather of Jimmy Joe Billy Bob, cousin of Johnny Joe Billy Jimbo Bob
00 - postal - Guess I better find the drop box 1
00 - postal - Guess I better find the drop box 2
00 - postal - Guess I need to get up to the top floor
00 - postal - Guess I need to go here for that
00 - postal - Guns don't kill people. I do
00 - postal - Have a nice day
00 - postal - He didn't.. I didn't..
00 - postal - He he he ha ha ha ha
00 - postal - Hell, I needed a vacation anyway
00 - postal - Hello, miss. I need to buy some napalm. Uh, to kill weeds in my loan, as far as you know
00 - postal - Hello, Mr. Coleman. I love Facts of Life! You ever do that Leather Tuscadero chick
00 - postal - Here it is
00 - postal - Here you go, uncle Dave. Happy fucking birthday
00 - postal - Here, catch
00 - postal - Here's some lead for you to recycle
00 - postal - Here's your tax relief
00 - postal - Hey Ayatollah, how about some service over here
00 - postal - Hey Chico, I need an alternator for an '87 DeFuckYou
00 - postal - Hey! Now I can't feel MY legs!
00 - postal - Hey, Ayatollah. How about some service over here
00 - postal - Hey, I am just exercising my second amendment rights here, ya fucking communist
00 - postal - Hey, I know. You've fallen and you can't get up
00 - postal - Hey, it's not my fault. Book the kid with the keyboard
00 - postal - Hey, liberace, catch
00 - postal - Hey, look! It's uncle Dad!
00 - postal - Hey, mascot. I need a bad touch Krotchy
00 - postal - Hey, they left the door unlocked again
00 - postal - Hi there. Would you like to sign my petition
00 - postal - Hi there
00 - postal - Hi
00 - postal - Hmm, a long line. I suppose it was inevitable
00 - postal - Hmm, I suspect the motorcade will pass by without incident due to the fact that all the cars in this town seem to be useless, exploding
00 - postal - Hmm, let me fix that
00 - postal - Hmm, maybe I should have waited for him to tell me where it is. Guess I'll have to find it myself now
00 - postal - Hmm. All outta cash 1
00 - postal - Hmm. All outta cash 2
00 - postal - Hmm. It's been awhile since I've confessed. Hope I can remember everything
00 - postal - Hmm. Looks like the chad is still hanging on that on, but I'm sure they'll count it
00 - postal - Hmm. Normally I'd expect a fancy cinematic to explain such a crucial story element. The font is nice, though
00 - postal - Hmm. Nothing a coat of paint and some antibiotics can't cure
00 - postal - Hmm. Those weeds are getting pretty tall. Gonna need something extra strong
00 - postal - Hmm. While I'm in the neighborhood, I suppose I should leave something for the old man
00 - postal - Hmm
00 - postal - Holy shit! I am not racist; these people really DO all look alike!
00 - postal - How convenient
00 - postal - How'd you like it if somebody called YOU a lunatic
00 - postal - How's this sound You give me that last Krotchy doll you've got hidden up your ass, and I'll give you this freshly autographed Gary Cole
00 - postal - I am an equal opportunity lunatic
00 - postal - I AM the law! Ha ha ha!
00 - postal - I better drop this off at the arcade before anything bad happens to it
00 - postal - I better get my ass home before some psycho shoots it off
00 - postal - I better get out of here
00 - postal - I can relate, bro
00 - postal - I can't buy that
00 - postal - I definitely need more of that
00 - postal - I didn't expect that
00 - postal - I don't feel so good
00 - postal - I don't think so 1
00 - postal - I don't think so 2
00 - postal - I feel better already 1
00 - postal - I feel better already 2
00 - postal - I feel like shit
00 - postal - I got your affirmative action
00 - postal - I gotta find more of that good stuff
00 - postal - I guess this crap ain't gonna get done by itself
00 - postal - I have faith the system will set me free
00 - postal - I hope the bitch appreciates the trouble I went to
00 - postal - I knew it 1
00 - postal - I knew it 2
00 - postal - I knew that stuff wasn't good for me
00 - postal - I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even like video games
00 - postal - I need some stakes for the Psychotic Friends Network barbecue
00 - postal - I need to take a piss
00 - postal - I regret nothing 1
00 - postal - I regret nothing 2
00 - postal - I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first
00 - postal - I think I'll need to keep an eye out for these folks. They're definitely hazardous to my health
00 - postal - I was pretty hungover yesterday, but I think I remember where I work
00 - postal - I was wondering where the drop box is. Probably way in the back 1
00 - postal - I was wondering where the drop box is. Probably way in the back 2
00 - postal - I wonder how much these go for on eBay
00 - postal - I wonder if he'll say that Willis thing. Maybe I'll ask, I'll bet he likes that
00 - postal - I'd like a hot number 2 to go
00 - postal - I'd like to cash this pitiful and embarrassing check please
00 - postal - If there were stricter gun laws, this sort of thing wouldn't happened
00 - postal - If you say so 1
00 - postal - If you say so 2
00 - postal - I'll bet that door is unlocked
00 - postal - I'm bored already
00 - postal - I'm here to pay for this trumped up addition to some highway patrolmen's retirement fund
00 - postal - I'm here to pick up my normal clothes
00 - postal - I'm really gonna bust if I don't take a piss immediately
00 - postal - I'm so wrong 2
00 - postal - I'm so wrong
00 - postal - I'm sorry 1
00 - postal - I'm sorry 2
00 - postal - I'm sorry, apparently I'm feeling a little psychotic this morning
00 - postal - I'm sorry. I meant to do THIS
00 - postal - I'm sure that seemed intuitive in the design docs
00 - postal - It's for my mother, I swear
00 - postal - I've got a note that says there's a package for me. Last name's Dude
00 - postal - I've really gotta take a leak
00 - postal - Jeez, I better get that looked at
00 - postal - Jeez, if the sheriff turns out to be numbnuts, I'm gonna kill everyone and then myself
00 - postal - Jeez, looks like a goddamn town meeting
00 - postal - Jeez, people must have been pissing on that wall for a thousand years
00 - postal - Jeez, the walk home seems longer this time
00 - postal - Jeez, whoever designed this town was on serious crack
00 - postal - Just call me Dr. Euthanasia
00 - postal - Just kidding
00 - postal - Let's see
00 - postal - Look, just sign this stupid petition. I've got stuff to do
00 - postal - Look, we both know you have one of those toys stuffed up your ass. How much do you want for it
00 - postal - Man, I can't go home looking like this. I better go pick up my dry cleaning
00 - postal - Man, I sure hope I get to sleep in tomorrow
00 - postal - Man, this apocalypse is some heavy shit
00 - postal - Man, what these game developers won't do for a buck. At least it's educational
00 - postal - Man. I gotta stop smoking this crap
00 - postal - Maybe I should keep that
00 - postal - Maybe I should try to escape
00 - postal - Mission accomplished. With extreme prejudice
00 - postal - Mmm, I think I need that
00 - postal - Mmm, I'm experiencing a sort of burning, itching, spewing kind of effect
00 - postal - Mmm, smells like chicken
00 - postal - Mmm, this seems like a good route
00 - postal - Mmm. Guess I can do that anywhere
00 - postal - Mmm. Slow roasted goodness 1
00 - postal - Mmm. Slow roasted goodness 2
00 - postal - Mmm. That stuff really works
00 - postal - Mmm
00 - postal - Move along
00 - postal - My bad 1
00 - postal - My bad 2
00 - postal - My grandmother could beat the game if she saved as much as you do
00 - postal - My president IS Chuck Heston. Here's your rebate ya damn dirty apes
00 - postal - Next
00 - postal - Nice catch 1
00 - postal - Nice catch 2
00 - postal - No 1
00 - postal - No 2
00 - postal - No jail can hold me
00 - postal - No problem
00 - postal - No, more
00 - postal - No, really, does the sound of my voice get on your nerves It bugs me sometimes
00 - postal - Nope
00 - postal - Not a chance 1
00 - postal - Not a chance 2
00 - postal - Not right
00 - postal - Not that one
00 - postal - Nothing to see here
00 - postal - Now I can see the music
00 - postal - Now I'm gonna have to find it myself
00 - postal - Now THAT'S what I call welfare reform
00 - postal - Now the flowers will grow
00 - postal - Now where is that
00 - postal - Oh look, they left the door unlocked
00 - postal - Oh man, I gotta take a wicked leak
00 - postal - Oh my God. I'm the damn Gump!
00 - postal - Oh yeah, gotta get that petition signed. Good thing I'm a people person
00 - postal - Oh yeah, like I'll ever find THAT
00 - postal - Oh, great. Now my day is complete 1
00 - postal - Oh, great. Now my day is complete 2
00 - postal - Oh, I definitely need to get this looked at
00 - postal - Oh, I get it
00 - postal - Oh, like that's NOT gonna get me into trouble
00 - postal - Oh, look. I still have my matches
00 - postal - Oh, medicare ain't covering THAT
00 - postal - Oh, mommy!
00 - postal - Oh, my head
00 - postal - Oh, my nads 1
00 - postal - Oh, my nads 2
00 - postal - Oh, my spleen's poking out
00 - postal - Oh, that can't be good
00 - postal - Oh, this is gonna be an expensive repair job
00 - postal - Oh, yeah
00 - postal - Okay 1
00 - postal - Okay 2
00 - postal - Okay, copper, take me in
00 - postal - Only my weapon understands me
00 - postal - Ooh! Can't forget to pick up that package. Wonder what's in it
00 - postal - Ooh, Gary's in town. I used to love What's Happening
00 - postal - Ooh, right in the stuff
00 - postal - Ooh, that's gonna be quite a wait
00 - postal - Ooh, that's gotta hurt
00 - postal - Ooo, Krotchy gets his own day! Why do I suspect the mayor owns stock in this toy company Guess I'm just jaded and cynical
00 - postal - Oooh... Yeah!
00 - postal - Oops 1
00 - postal - Oops, botched that one. I wonder how much his remains would go for on eBay
00 - postal - Oops, that was impetuous of me. Now I'm gonna have to find it myself. Probably through THAT door
00 - postal - Ow, my clavichord
00 - postal - Ow. Ooh, that can't be good
00 - postal - Ow. So that's how that feels like
00 - postal - Pain 1
00 - postal - Pain 2
00 - postal - Pain 3
00 - postal - Pain 4
00 - postal - Pain 5
00 - postal - Pain 6
00 - postal - Pain 7
00 - postal - Pain 8
00 - postal - Pain 9
00 - postal - Pain 10
00 - postal - Pick up some milk..
00 - postal - Please don't think I'm a bigot. I kill races equally
00 - postal - Right about now I bet you feel pretty silly putting all that money into your IRA
00 - postal - Say, that actually smells kinda good
00 - postal - Say, what's this
00 - postal - Score some cash. Excellent
00 - postal - Shit 1
00 - postal - Shit 2
00 - postal - Shit 3
00 - postal - Shit, bet if I had looked at the map I would've known this was blocked
00 - postal - Shit, didn't go through all the way, but they can obviously tell what my intention was
00 - postal - Shit. How far away do I live anyway
00 - postal - Shit. Now I'm gonna have to cure myself
00 - postal - Shut up, moron
00 - postal - Sign my petition, damn it!
00 - postal - Sign this petition or I'll follow you home and kill your dog
00 - postal - Sissy
00 - postal - So THAT'S what that does
00 - postal - Someone stole my doughnuts, and now you're all gonna pay!
00 - postal - Sorry, folks. The bible backs me up on this one
00 - postal - Sorry
00 - postal - Sounds reasonable
00 - postal - Stupid alternator
00 - postal - Stupid book. Gary Coleman's autobiography would've been more interesting
00 - postal - Stupid library book. Bitch can't even read
00 - postal - Sure 1
00 - postal - Sure 2
00 - postal - Sweet
00 - postal - Thanks 1
00 - postal - Thanks 2
00 - postal - That can't be good
00 - postal - That looks like the place
00 - postal - That Viagra shit works
00 - postal - That was bad of me, wasn't it
00 - postal - That was bad of me. Wasn't it
00 - postal - That was impetuous of me. I wonder where they keep the napalm. Well, I bet I can find it
00 - postal - That's clearly wrong
00 - postal - That's definitely gonna be on my permanent record
00 - postal - That's gonna leave a mark
00 - postal - That's the one! Er, wait, no
00 - postal - That's the one
00 - postal - That's the ticket
00 - postal - The gene pool is stagnant, and I am the minister of chlorine
00 - postal - There we go
00 - postal - This better be damn fine stakes for all that bullshit
00 - postal - This can't be good for me, but I feel great
00 - postal - This is gonna be sweet
00 - postal - This is so humiliating
00 - postal - Time to head home
00 - postal - Today's the first day of the end of your lives
00 - postal - Too dry
00 - postal - Too easy
00 - postal - Ugh 2
00 - postal - Ugh 3
00 - postal - Ugh, are you storing cadavers in here Someone light a match. Wait, bad idea
00 - postal - Ugh, excuse me while I push my internals back in
00 - postal - Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have smoked that crap
00 - postal - Ugh, what a bunch of fanboys. Hope I get an autograph
00 - postal - Ugh
00 - postal - Uh-uh
00 - postal - Usually this town is crawling with cops. Figures. They're gone when you finally need some
00 - postal - Video games don't kill people. I do
00 - postal - Was THAT supposed to happen
00 - postal - Well, I guess I don't have to pay now 2
00 - postal - Well, I guess I don't have to pay now
00 - postal - Well, these errands aren't gonna do themselves
00 - postal - Well, those people didn't seem very happy with me at all. Better watch my ass
00 - postal - Well, who'd have thought THAT would happen
00 - postal - What for All the cars in this town seem to be props anyway
00 - postal - What fucking moron designed this
00 - postal - Where the hell am I
00 - postal - Why does this not surprise me
00 - postal - Woah! The walls are melting. Groo-vy!
00 - postal - Wo-ho, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, baby
00 - postal - Would it be safe to say your family tree is a mobius loop
00 - postal - Would you please sign my petition
00 - postal - Wow, Uncle Dave's having a party!
00 - postal - Yeah yeah, blah blah, just cuff me already, big man
00 - postal - Yeah, baby, I AM the lizard king!
00 - postal - Yeah, that looks like enough
00 - postal - Yeah, that's what they all say
00 - postal - Yes! 1
00 - postal - Yes! 2
00 - postal - Yes! 3
00 - postal - Yes
00 - postal - You go, girl
00 - postal - You gotta be fucking kidding 1
00 - postal - You gotta be fucking kidding 2
00 - postal - You just know there's gonna be some variety of pickled testicles in here somewhere
00 - postal - You probably think I'm not a nice person
00 - postal - You probably thought you weren't gonna die today. Surprise!
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