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---- Please select a track ---- I've got balls of steel Balls of steel Balls Steel Have A Taste of My Ball Looks Like You're F'd I'm Gonna Kill You Old Style You Can See My D*ck From Here I'm an equal opportunity ass kicker You're an inspiration for birth control I oughta break a broomhandle off in your ass Damn, you're ugly You're gonna die for that Rest in pieces Wasted! I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch! Blow it out your ass! Yippie kai-ay mother f***er! Don't get your panties all in a bunch Who wants some? Come get some! This is KTIT... Damn, that was annoying. Damn, I'm good. Quit wasting my time My name's Duke Nukem This really pisses me off You're pissin me off Now I'm really pissed off Get back to work, you slacker! Looks like it's time for me to go postal I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck Go ahead, make my day I'm gonna get medieval on your asses Don't have time to play with myself See you in hell It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... You guys suck Hail to the king, baby! I like big guns... It's my way or... Shit happens *sniff* Something smells rotten... Die, you S.O.B.! Eat shit and die Your face, your ass, what's the difference? My gun's bigger than yours Say hello to my little friend Get that crap outta here Game over! Son of a bitch! Ooooh, that's gotta hurt. Holy cow Holy shit! Let God sort 'em out! What, there's only one of you? It hurts to be you You talkin to me?