Nothing special, just some junk for a project
Struff's Non-FCC Friendly Soundboard
Fake Radio "demented" sweeper
Fake Radio sweeper
Fake Radio stinger
Fake Radio thx sweeper
Than & Sam plug Fake Radio (NSFW)
Struff rules, p-i-g, maroon
aaahhhhh!
aaahhh! (b&b)
aah crap!! (krusty)
alcohol is a way of life...it's my way of life...
all women are two drinks away...
alright, brain, u don't like me and I don't like u
are you out of your f-ing mind?!? (NSFW)
arrr arrr arrrrrr
ass-munch
ass-rammer
beer kills brain cells
belch
bionic fx
boing-oing-oing-oinggggggggggg
boring
boy, everyone is stupid except me
boy, what a rotten program this is
call me when you got no class
car peeling out
cartoons kick ass
certainly! (curley)
computers can do that?!?
coool! (bart)
cool...huh-huh, huh-huh
Current Affair stinger
crickets
dagnabbit
dave's not here
d'oh!
dog barks
don't bogart it, dude
do u know how much energy I use trying to picture
dude what are you doing?
drop the chalupa
Drum Roll - Boogey
drum roll 1
drum roll 2
excuse me but I believe that I requested the handj
fat drunk and stupid is no way to go thru life
food fight!
fight with glass breaking
f dolt (NSFW)
go ahead, make my day
go away boy, you're bothering me
go f yourself (NSFW)
g-damn sonofabitch, I'll kill you (bluto) (NSFW)
great horny toads!
ha-hah! (nelson)
hampster dance
he loves the cock (NSFW)
huh-huh...he's masturbating
hey everybody, we're going to get laid
hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat
hey weasel-brain, change jobs w/this button-head
hiddelly ho
high five
ho, ho...very funny...ha, ha...it is to laugh
holy shit (NSFW)
hoo-ahh
huh???? (bart)
huh-huh...yeah...huh-huh
I am your worst F nightmare (NSFW)
I am s-smart...I am s-smart
I...am...so...pissed...off right now
I came very close to spitting out beer
I didn't do it
I don't think the Ranger's gonna like this
if anyone ever tries that on me I'll kick his ass
I hate you guys so much...so very very much
I have been zinged and I love it
I haven't felt this way since Funkytown
I kill me
I know you are but what am I
I like playing w/myself. I play w/myself (cartman)
I'm a complete coward, I have a little dick... (NSFW)
I'm Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
I'm so horny my hair hurts
I'm trying to think but nothing happens
I see nothing...I hear nothing
is this like one of those 976 numbers?
I think it sucks (bart)
it's like broke or something
I used to rock & roll all nite and party every day
I've fallen and I can't get up
I wasn't playing with myself, I was cleaning it
jay raps (NSFW)
just a second, fat-ass
kill your parents, F your friends, have a nice day (NSFW)
life sucks, get a F helmet (NSFW)
little boy blue...
Lucy, I'm home
man hit with board
maybe that'll learn ya to keep your big mouth shut
meow meow meow, smack
missed it by that much
mmm, beer
mmm, chocolate
mmm, crumbled up cookie things
mmm, donut
mmm, fattening
mmm, pie
mmm, potato chips
mmm, salty
mmm, spaghetti
mmm, unprocessed fish sticks
mmm, urinal fresh
my advice to you is to start drinking heavily
...my friend Patty promised me a blowjob
my! it's a big one!
nice kid, but a little dumb
no problem
nothing is over until we decide it is (FULL versio
nothing is over until we decide it is
no tv and no beer make Homer...
oh, bitch, bitch, bitch
oh boy is this great
oh, goody
oh, I suck
oh, wise-guy!
oohh baby..
oral...huh-huh...
permit me to demonstrate (bart)
phone call for al...al coholic
pussy (NSFW)
Shadow talks about gay marriage
she asked me to give her 9 inches... (NSFW)
shut the hell up
shut your blathering pie-hole, you fat F (NSFW)
shut up, brain, or I'll stab u with a q-tip
something tells me I shoulda stood in bed
sorry (homer)
spit on your hand and stroke my c (NSFW)
stop in the name of all that does not suck
sufferin succotash
sweet mother of God what is the hold-up?
1069er we got whores
thank you, come again
that boy is a p-i-g pig
that's all, folks
that was an invalid selection
that's a joke, son, don'tcha get it?
37...my gf sucked 37 dicks (NSFW)
Timpani Drum Roll
toga! toga! toga!
uh-oh (bart)
wahoo!
wahoo! (homer)
watch your language, bud, we're on the air
we don't need no stinking badges
well isn't that special
we're gonna buy this beer and get drunk
we're putting that bitch on ice
when do we have sexy intercourse?
Woob-Woob-Woob
would you like a blowjob? certainly
what a dork
what a dumbass
what a dumb thing to do
what are you gonna do, you pervert?
what are you people, on dope?
whatchoo talkin' about Willis
what is the freaking hold-up?!?
WTF are you bitches babbling about (NSFW)
what the hell?!?!?
what the hell is wrong with you all (koth)
what the hell was that?!? (krusty)
when I try to lick my balls I keep falling off the
whizzzzzz
who's responsible for this unwarranted attack on m
yabba dabba doo
you blew it, boy, you really blew it (kramer)
yeah, let's do that again
YES! (b&b)
yippee kay-yay, MF (NSFW)
you cocksmoker (NSFW)
you dumb-ass
you go to hell...you go to hell and you die
you idjit
you suck-diddelly-uck, Flanders
you're dispicable
you tried your best and you failed miserably, the
when you're telling these stories, have a point
I'm good enough, and smart enough, and ppl like me
applause 3
applause 2
applause 1
Fake Radio 'dial tuning' sweeper
Fake Radio 'hits back to back' sweeper
Fake Radio 'biggest songs' sweeper
Fake Radio 'classic-hit' sweeper
Fake Radio 'hit-radio' sweeper
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