Most people use answering machines or voicemail for a greeting. I have a lists here of some funny answering machine messages that will give you a creative idea on communicating to your callers when your busy or not around.
This is the ultimate Duke Nukem soundboard, with new stuff added as I find it. All of the classic one liners with a few extras! There have been new tracks added. If you only see 41, clear your browser cache!
Yb Better + Ratio + Loud = funny bozos (Suggest sum stuff you would want me to upload in the comments)
The ultimate Gears of War soundboard featuring clips from your favorite COG and Locust characters. (May contain spoilers) XBL: Crimson Carmine
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