Very, very funny
Well Hello!
How are you doing?
Might i have your first name?
Do you know who I am?
Col.Nathan R. Jessep (long)
I have some good news
I'm going to need you to listen
I'm going to need you to listen#2
I'm going to need you to listen#3
Watch your mouth!
Bye Now!
Yes!
No!
I Beg Your Pardon!
What!
Thank you!
Thats right!
Absolutely!
Yes I Do!
No problem!
You want answers!
You can't handle the truth!
Are we clear#1
Are we clear#2
Are these the questions i was called hear
You have to ask me nice#1
You have to ask me nice#2
For christ sake!
Don't i feel like the f@#kin asshole!
I'll Answer the Question!
My answer is!
i'm a fair guy!
extend me some f@#king courtesy!
You snotty little bastard!
I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 cubans!
Did you ever serve#1
Did you ever serve#2
Did you ever serve#3
Did you ever serve#4
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