Some of my favorite moments and lines from this classic. Just don't mess with my stapler.

Funny Parodies and songs about famous sports stars like Mike Tyson, Randy Moss, Lance Armstrong and more.

A custom soundboard for use with the internet radio show Sunday Bloody Sunday, at www.rangerplex.com

Movie star John Wayne became and embodiment of American values and patriotic pride. Listen to him in such classics as: "America and why I love her"

Paul Reubens plays the neat freak with the red boe tie and white shoes. Funny sound bites made famous through Pee wee's Big Adventure movie and the kids show Pee-Wee's Playhouse.

Take a trip down under by listening to animal sounds of Australia mate. Koala bears, Tasmanian Devils and Kangaroo are among the featured wildlife clips.

TV and radio commerical audio clips that stick in your head. "I love Buns of Steel!"

Maui Hawaii is well known for it's surfing, sun and wonderful vacation atmosphere. But Whale watching is also a fun tourist pastime. Hear underwater recordings of Humpback whales which return every Fall to the island.

Bah Humbug. Sometimes the whole thing just gets on your freakin nerves, the songs, the commercialism, the scary relatives. Rejoice! the Christmas fart song and jokes even Scrooge would appreciate are here.

Fart fun everyone. Fart tunes and fart sounds that are truly a gas!

Funny and cool soundboard!

Jim Carrey Fast facts: Canadian, death metal fan, loves Radiohead, terrific sculptor, The highest paid comedy movie actor, has a chip in his front tooth, loves pro wrestling, his face is very stretchy.

Not only is Mexico a great vacation, but home to a diversity of wildlife. Enjoy as the Mayans have for centuries, these tropical Bird Songs of the Yucatan Peninsula.

My Week 5 record: 9-5 pickem, 7-7 against the spread. 2007 results: Pickem = 71-41, Spread = 65-47. Your football picks for week 6 of the 2008 NFL season are now online. Come back every week!

Replace your current email alert with a funny one! Now everytime you have new mail you can hear James Brown or a sexy chick. Ahhh Relief, all is good in the world again.

Songs and parodies of the classic America Online sounds like "You got Mail!" Some mature language.

Funny Thanksgiving quotes from tv shows like Simpsons, Roseanne and friends. Turkey day humor served up with extra gravy!

Happy Hannukah! Traditional songs as well as Comedian Adam Sandler's Hannukah song are here for your holiday enjoyment.

These are those short studio/distributor intros that always signal the end of the brutal onslaught on trailers. It signals that the movie is starting and that's when I get pumped! From THX to Dreamworks - enjoy.

Who wishes you a very Merry Christmas? Musicians, movie stars and celebrities do! Have a great holiday!

A Soundboard of quotes from Grandma's Boy.(Contains Language)

Wizzy Radio Sound Board- Used on Broadcast

Believe me, your jokes will go off much better if you have some laughs to finish the punchline. We've included a drumroll and some applause for your joking convenience as well as some famous laughs and some kids laughs for clowns and stand up comics everywhere!

My love of movies started not with Star Wars, but with Raiders of the Lost Ark. This board is an homage to one of the all-time great characters. Temple of Doom excluded, for now.

Kevin Garnett, KG, The Big Ticket, Da Kid, Superman... theres no one else in the NBA like him. He's a real player and has the heart of a champion. Will he remain with the Minnesota Timberwolves?

Richard M. Nixon was the 37th President of the United States: 1969-1974. Watergate was indeed the scandal that finally destroyed him but public unrest with the war in Vietnam as well as other abuses of power contributed to the end of "Tricky Dick."

Chris Farley tore down the house everytime he played the Motivational Speaker on SNL. He's just trying to help, so here's some great audio clips from the man who lives in a van down by the river!