Brittish actor Hugh Laurie sharpens his wit like a scapel every week as Doctor House on Fox TV.

Spike the egg nogg and listen to some hilarious Christmas songs and holiday stories. Fa La La!

One of Kubrick's most classic characters is Gny. Sgt. Hartman, the drill instructor in Full Metal Jacket who tears his trainee's emotions to shreds to make them killers.

Abduction testimonials and stories of encounters with UFO's and aliens from outer space.

On the Evening of Oct. 30, 1938 the night before Halloween, radio history was made. Orson Welles read the radio play War of the Worlds. Millions of people believed they were listening to real live accounts of the earth being taken over by Martians!

Rapper Flavor Flav of Public Enemy legend, delivers. From oldschool rap with a message, to outlandish pimp with a heart it's all Flav!

Live on the C-Span tv news show, callers catch the hosts unaware. Neither Republican nor Democrat polictical sensibilities are safe! (mature language)

Soundclips from this Cohen brothers classic starring Nic Cage, Holly Hunter, John Goodman and more. Ok then.

music sound clips kool man

One of the historians and orators of all time, Winston Churchill was the absolutely right man at the right time. By listening to some of his greatest speeches you begin to understand why.

Kevin and Cort's first prank phone call

Some hilarious commercial parodies including Bartending College, Universal Bank and AOL. Enjoy!

Professor Joseph Campbell (1904 - 1987) was best known for his illuminating work in the fields of mythology and comparative religion. Listen to excerpts from some of his greatest interviews with Bill Moyers on the Power of Myth.

Terrell Owens defined the next generation of big physical NFL wide receivers in the late 90's. And with all the controversy from the 49ers to the Eagles to the Cowboys, oh T.O., what a long wild ride it's been!

Chad Johnson, of the Cincinati Bengals football team, is probably the nfl's most fined wide reciever. He's known for his touchdown antics and trash talkin'. "There's three things in life that's certain: Death, taxes, and #85 will always be open."

Born Malcolm Little, Malcolm X rose to power in the 60's by leading civil and human rights causes for the African American community worldwide. While he was assasinated before he could speak to the united nations, the strength of his words live on.

Harvard Professor Dr. Timothy Leary, the LSD guru and sixties counter-culture icon opened minds for a living. So tune in to the words of this brilliant author, philosopher and revolutionary. RIP Tim.

Merry Christmas! This is a collection of holiday classics like Jingle Bells, White Christmas, Santa Baby and more. Have a happy holidays!

This is dedicated to Mom-Mom Dottie Dukes. She has a bunch of really cool sayings, and we find enjoyment in hearing her say them. Please turn your volume up and enjoy this soundboard.

Listen to the stars through Radio Astronomy Telescopes like the VLA in Sorroco, New Mexico. Did you know you can hear Quasars, Plasma, Comets, and unexplained phenomena from deep space? Galaxy UGC6697 is 180 million light years from Earth.

funniest thing ever

Listen to Apollo astronauts in space and on the moon. Most broadcast recordings from Nasa.

Some hilarious answering machine messages from Clint Eastwood to our favorite George Costanza.

Dick Cheney is the 46th and current vice president of the United States. Former CEO of Haliburton, he is still a major stockholder. Cheney has been involved in many scandals including a hunting accident where he shot a friend.

A Timely and historical collection of audio clips from William Jefferson Clinton, the 42nd President of the United States from 1993 to 2001.

The most feared man in heavyweight boxing during his prime, Mike Tyson went on a rampage and the world watched. Iron Mike had a way with women, a taste for ear, and a tendency to knock you the F%!K out. Adult Language.

Fact: Dwight Shrute is simply the best. Fact: This soundboard was made by a fan who loves NBC's The Office TV show. Question: Why aren't you listening yet?

Songs from perhaps the best long running ad campaign in radio history: Bud Light's "Real Men of Genius." So drink up Mr. Soundboard maker audio mixer guy, these are pure brilliance!

We'd take a tape recorder and sit at Terminal 3 of Heathrow Airport under the PA speakers. Then we find a flight that had just arrived where the passengers names would be unpronouncable. Then we'd bring up a written slip and they'd read them!