Matt Berry I.T. Crowd

All Matt Berry Quotes from The IT Crowd. Pretty much everything he says in the series.

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EATEN ONE OF THE TOYS
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I'LL NEED SOME FOOD
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TWO FRIENDS ROSS
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TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS
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BOTTOM OF THE WORLD
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SOMEWHERE OFF PISTE
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TRAMP UNIFORM
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CORRUPTING A MINOR
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HELL'S TEETH!
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IT'S ALRIGHT OFFICER
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BE COOL
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THIS IS MY CAR!
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I'M SUCH AN IDIOT
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THAT'S THE ONE
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GREAT IDEA
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SMASH A WINDOW
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LET'S CRUISE
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LET'S GET IN THERE
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CONRAD BLACK GOT ARRESTED
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ELTON JOHN'S DOG
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INVITED TO A PARTY
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NOT AS GOD AWFUL
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CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE
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WE'RE FILMING!
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YOU WANNA SHUT UP?
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VERY SAD
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CAN'T TALK NOW
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MAKE 50 THE NEW MINIMUM
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ARTWORK BY MADONNA
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I MUST TAKE THIS
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PRETEND I'M NOT HERE
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AVERAGE SOCIAL WORKER
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IT'S...FOR YOU
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FURIOUS
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NO LONGER MY ASSISTANT
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MASSIVE TIT PARTY
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SECRET PISSING MILLIONAIRE
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REPUTATION TO UPHOLD
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BUM YOUR EXCUSES
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AND YOU DO IT AGAIN!
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WHAT THE HELL?!
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LOWER THAN THE BASEMENT
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STAY OUT OF TROUBLE
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THAT PRODUCT THAT WE MAKE
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SPARE ME
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NOTHING TO HIDE
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DRY YOUR EYES BONO
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YOU HATE WOMEN
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HOMELESS BEEF
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WHAT'S GOING ON JOAN?
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WEEKLY REPORT
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WHAT HAPPENED?!
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PRETTY SURE IT DOESN'T
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LIGHTER AIRIER
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TOUGH BUSINESS WORLD
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I CAN'T READ!
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IS IT NOT?
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YES!
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YES I'M WEARING
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WOMENS SLACKS
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TWO WORDS
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KEEP IT TO YOURSELF
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DISCOVERED THE SECRET
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A CONFINDENT MAN
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SAY THE RIGHT THING
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NOT THAT SUCCESSFULL
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LOOK AT ME
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CONFIDENCE TRICK
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FUNNY VOICE
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JUST SHOOTING THE SHIT
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ARE YOU HAPPY
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PC WORLD IF YOU WILL
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TONIC
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WHAT'S WRONG ROSS?
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TALE THAT SIGN DOWN
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CLOSER TO LADIES TOILET
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USUAL MAGIC
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CANCEL SECRET MILLIONAIRE FOR ME
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I'LL TELL MY ASSISTANT
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@#$% IT I'LL CANCEL
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ONE HAPPY SHAREHOLDER
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GET PEOPLE TALKING
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SEXY AND CLASSY
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500 ACROSS LONDON
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PERFUMED PORNO VAMPIRE
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FINEST IN SOOHOO
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HURRAY!
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NOT PRETENDING
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ONE THING I WANT TO SAY
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KILLING MY FIRST WIFE
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HEARD A FEW THINGS
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SING YOU CANARY!
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MY KIND FELLOW
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SOUNDS UNPLEASANT
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WHY DID YOU LEAVE?
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WHAT DID YOU DO?
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WORKED FOR A TIME
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FULL NAME PLEASE
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I SUPPOSE SHE WILL
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NO FURTHER QUESTIONS MY LORD
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MAURICE MOSS IS IT NOT? 4
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MAURICE MOSS IS IT NOT? 3
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MAURICE MOSS IS IT NOT? 2
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MAURICE MOSS IS IT NOT? 1
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THAT WAS RUBBISH
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NO
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APPROACH THE BENCH?
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WHAT'S UP JEN
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MAY I CONFER
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YES YOUR HONOR!
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NO FURTHER QUESTIONS
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WHO AM I THINKING OF?
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ISN'T TRUE YOU SAY?
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ISN'T IT TRUE?
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ABOUT THE REAL YOU
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WISE WORDS
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ARE YOU NOT?
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NOT IN ANYWAY CROSS
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BRILLIANT BIT COMING UP
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YOU HAVE YOUR ORDERS
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BUT SHE'S HURT
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BEAM THEIR CAPTAIN ABOARD
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THANK YOU FEMALE CHEKOV
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WHICH ONE?
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READ IT BACK?
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OBJECT TO WHICH WORD?
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YES YOUR HONOR
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BULLOCKS
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BRUSH TEETH
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HOW DID I WHAT?
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IT'S MY SUIT
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BRING IT ON
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CHALLENGE I RELISH
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IT GETS DONE
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SHE'S TERRIFIED
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WHAT I PAY YOU FOR
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OH I SEE
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TALKING STOPS IN COURT
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REPRESENT MYSELF
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YOU'RE FIRED!
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220 TITTY MILLION
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BULLOCKS OLD CHAP
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BALLS FROM HELL SHIT TWINS
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BLOODY BLAST UP MY ASS
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BRING TO IT'S KNEES
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CAN'T BE SERIOUS
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10,000 POUNDS
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I DON'T WANT TO DO IT
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WHY NOT YOU
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IT'S COMPLICATED
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RELATIONSHIP MANAGER
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ALREADY DIVORCED HER
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BEFORE NOW
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DIVORCE RIGHT NOW
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SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD YOU
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REMIND ME?
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WITH LEGAL?
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DIVORCE MY WIFE
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TO MY WIIIIFFEEEE
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THAT IS NEW
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GIVE IT ANOTHER GO
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OH GOD!
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IT'S OVER VICTORIA
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FROM WHERE WE LEFT OFF
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I DON'T KNOW!
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INVISIBLE DESSERTS
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YOU WERE...
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CHEF'S OWN CELLAR
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HOW'S THE WINE
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BAD STEREO SYSTEM
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VICTORIA!?
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THROUGH THAT DOOR
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STRICT INSTRUCTIONS
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ON THE CARDS
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TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF
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GIVE ANYTHING
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MORE THAN WORDS
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ASSUMED THE WORST
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CAR WASH VANISHED
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TWO WEEKS
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OH MY WIFE?!
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QUITE A FEW VICTORIAS
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I KNEW RILEY
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EDIBLE MENU
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CHOCOLATE RADIO
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SHORT HELICOPTER RIDE
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MERRY GO ROUND OUTTAKE
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OBVIOUS DEAD WOOD
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HEAD OF HIRING AND FIRING
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A DOUBLE RUSE!
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BEEN A SUCCESS
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FEAR OF BALLOONS?
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LET THE REVELS BEGIN!!
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OH WELL JEN
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GEORGE LUCAS AS A TREAT
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MARK AND RAY?
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ATTENTION THEY DESERVE
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RIP HAHAHAHA
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ISN'T YOUR DAY AT ALL
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ONE BIG RUSE
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SAY A FEW WORDS
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HONOR BEN GENDERSON
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GET A SHOWER
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KEEP IT TO YOURSELF LINDA
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FOR HOW LONG?
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BIGGER THAN EVER
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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UNCERTAIN TIMES
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LIKE YOUR COMPANY
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FIRM FRIENDS
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LISTEN TO ME
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THAT CAN BE ARRANGED
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LONG PARTNERSHIP
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GET IT OUT OF HERE!
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CONNECT TO INTERNET?
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LAPTOP OUTSIDE
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MR BERNATELLI MEET JEN
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GENERAL LAUGHTER
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DOESN'T MATTER
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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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LAUGHING
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MAYBE YOU'RE THE BEST WOMAN
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CHAO!
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OHHH
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LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR VISIT
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VERY IMPRESSIVE
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SPEAK ITALIAN?
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BE A BETTER PERSON
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FOR SPORTS RELIEF
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EXCELLENT WOMAN
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DAMN GOOD JOB
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VERY CONVINCING
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MAKE OR BREAK
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BERNATELLI
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CONGRATS ON THE IPHONE
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IMPRESSIVE
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ODD AND DISTRACTING
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WEE WEE WALK
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NEED TO GO TO THE TOILET?
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HAHAHA!!!!
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WA HA HA HA HA!!
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GRAVITY IT DESERVES
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MASSAGE INDUSTRY TO ITS KNEES
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SERIOUS SPACEOLOGISTS
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NO LAUGHING MATTER
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GETTING A ROBOT HAND!
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TATTOO GOT INFECTED
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SSOSS NUMBER 3
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ORIGINAL INJURY
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TERRIBLE ISN'T IT
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PUSH YOUR BACK UP
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GO LIKE THIS
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MASSAGE EXPOSE
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DON'T SEE A MASSEUSE
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU
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MY HELICOPTER!
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READ A BOOK ON TATTOOS
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ANOTHER SUCCESS STORY
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ONE DAY ROBOT HAND
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DON'T WORRY JEN
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EXPLAIN IF YOU CAN
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BOUGHT A HELICOPTER
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WAITED TIL NIGHT
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YES
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DRAW THROW WISH
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VISUALIZE IT
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SKEPTIC JEN
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GIVE YOU A CLUE
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NEW HELICOPTER
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AH JEN
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NEVER AGREED TO THAT
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WORTH THE 50 POUNDS
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IT'S BRILLIANT
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SPECIAL EFFECTS
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GENIUS RAY
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DON'T DESERVE IT
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ALL OVER THE UK
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STAR MATHS WISHY THINKING
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SPACE STAR ORDERING
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WISH THAT'S COME TRUE
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THINK ABOUT THAT
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MET ON HOLIDAY
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HEAD ON TIGHT
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NOT A CULT
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NO RELATION
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BETH GAGA SHAGGY
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BETTER THAN SCIENTISTS
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DIDN'T KNOW TIL NOW
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SPACE WHAT IS IT?
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TAKE IT TO THE MAX
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HARDCORE
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NOT DRESSED FOR IT
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5 6 7
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OH YEAH
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OK LET'S GO!
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OK THANKS JEN
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THE NATURE HAS CHANGED
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MISSED A FEW?
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WHY COME IN?
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WHAT???
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YES?
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PROBLEM SOLVED
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YOU BROKE MY HEART
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OF THE WOMEN IN IT
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INSIDE MY COMPANY
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JUST BULLSHIT
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WIFE KILLING RUMORS
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OH WHAT?!
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SECOND CHANCE
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THAT CLEANED THE PIPES
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THE BITCH IS CRAZY
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THESE ARE FEMINISTS
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WHAT??
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MEET SOME WOMEN
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TAKE THAT AWARD BACK
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WHAT
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THE GLASS FLOOR
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CHANGING FOR THE BETTER
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AT LEAST I TRY
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NO ONE COULD MISTAKE ME
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CONSUMABLE WITH BUTTER
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WHAT DON'T YOU LIKE ABOUT THAT
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SHE HAD AN AGENDA
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WHAT TYPE OF SHOW?
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HAHAHAAAA
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SERIOUSLY ILL
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HIS HEART EXPLODED
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PLANNED SOMETHING RAUCOUS
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LONDINIUS
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HOLDING PENNIES
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DON'T YOU WORRY PHIL
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PHIL JOHN AND JOHN
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MEET JEN
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ENOUGH ABOUT OUR BALLS
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AWARD FROM THOSE FEMINISTS
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SAW THROUGH THAT REPORT
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HOLD ON A MINUTE
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HELD BY A MAN
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UGHH
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THAT'S RIGHT NOT FOR YOU
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ENTERTAINMENTS MANAGER
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HAHAHA NOT FOR YOU JEN
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YOUR MAD EYES
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I DIDN'T DO IT
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YOUR FAULT
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TEAR MY EYES OUT
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GLOOMY MORONS
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SEXY CONTENTS
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READY TO GO
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I CAN'T WAIT
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COME ON GOOFY
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THIS IS EXCITING
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EVERY PAGE SEXIER THAN THE LAST
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MAKE IT AS SEXY AS HELL
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NONETHELESS
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ROUTE TO KNIGHTHOOD
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MAKE A MILLION POUNDS
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JEN HI
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HELLO THERE
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I'M SHAGGING HER
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COME ON BE GAME
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GREAT THING ABOUT FRIENDFACE
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HAVING A PARTY
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HI THERE JEN
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WAAAAAH APRIL!
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NOT THE SAME
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IT'S OVER
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YOU BASTARD
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JUST GO
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BEYOND MY CONTROL
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TEARING ME APART
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OPERATION
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IT'S YOUR THING
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OF COURSE I DO
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NOT ME IT'S YOU
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OUR ADVENTURE ENDS
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NO PAINTBALLING WEEKENDS
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NO SEAGAL MARATHONS
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NO GETTING SHITFACED
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WE NEED TO TALK
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I DON'T KNOW
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OH GOD
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USED TO BE A MAN?
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ALONG THOSE LINES
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I'M VERY MODERN
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AS IF I'D BE WORRIED
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CAME FROM IRAN
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OH POPPET
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LOVE THE BLOODY ASS OFF YOU
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I LOVE YOU
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I FEEL ALIVE
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USUALLY CAN'T WAIT TO LEAVE
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LIKE A DREAM
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YOU'VE READ MY MIND
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TOMORROW NIGHT?
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AROUND THAT AREA
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AMAZING!
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UP FOR IT?
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I'M NOT MOST MEN
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TAKES ALL SORTS
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DOESN'T BOTHER ME
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I DON'T CARE
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OH?
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GO ON
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CONDOM MACHINE
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BUT I DON'T CARE
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WHICH IS MY WANT
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HEART OVERPOWER MY HEAD
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I'VE SAID TOO MUCH
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AFTER DINNER
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CHARMING NAME
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NAME AGAIN?
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SO ENCHANTED
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HAHAHA DELIGHTFUL
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GOING TO HULL
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A NEW RESTAURANT
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IN PARIS?!
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TAKE YOU TO DINNER?
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A SURPRISING MAN
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AH YES
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HE SAYS AH YES
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CHURCHILL
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THE ELEPHANT MAN
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PLAYING GAMES WITH ME
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NO GIANT DOG
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HE WAS FICTIONAL TOO
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IT WASN'T WATSON
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GIANT DOG BUSINESS
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FICTIONAL?
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CHECK YOUR FACTS
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SHERLOCK HOLMES
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OK
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NO TRUMAN CAPOTAY
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SKETCH AS WE TALK
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ONE OF MY HOBBIES
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EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH BOX
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OH MANY THINGS
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OH YES THAT'S RIGHT
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WELL I'M THE BOSS
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NICE AND LOOSE
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MMMMMM
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GOOD WORK
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THAT'S BETTER
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TRY THAT WIRE
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FUCK OFF!
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FIDDLE ABOUT WITH IT
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PULL DOWN MY TROUSERS
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FIX MY PANTS
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GET ME IT!
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HOW CAN THAT BE EROTIC?
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THESE ELECTRIC SEX PANTS
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PANTS ARE BROKEN
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WASN'T EVEN SEXY
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A WOMAN OR AN ENGLISHMAN?
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MAGIC POTION
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500 QUID
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EXCEPT PAINFUL
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TEA?
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TAZED IN THE BALLS
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DON'T SAY ANYTHING
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JUST CHARGING THEM
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PARTING WITH MONEY IS PAINFUL
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ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
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IS SHE ASLEEP?
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THANK YOU JEN
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I KNOW WHERE TO SIGN
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ROBBING ME BLIND
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CRAFTY IRISH BASTARD!
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LUCKY TO HAVE YOU
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EVEN IF IT ISN'T
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LUCKY TO SEE AN IRISHMAN
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BEING BY MY SIDE
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GENTLE IRISH ROY
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I'M ALIVE
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MUST CALL MARK THATCHER
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NOT IF I SEE. YOU FIRST
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NO I'LL SEE YOU LATER
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NOT QUITE READY
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LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE HITLER
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THAT LOOKED LIKE HITLER
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WAS THAT HITLER?
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