Jacob Crawford
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Almost 2000 Matt Berry clips from several shows. Will Be updating when I get more!
All Matt Berry Quotes from The IT Crowd. Pretty much everything he says in the series.
Favorites from the Ultimate Matt Berry soundboard.
This Place Is Valhalla
A Fucking Sparrow!
5.1 VS 7.1 Surround
A Bit Of Luck
A Bridge Too Far
A Damned Good Bodyguard
A Good Evening To You Too
A Picture In Lights*
A Precious Vow
A Simple Plan
A Siren
Absolutely 2
Absolutely Anything
Accurate Or Persistent
Accurate Persian Turban
Ah For Fox Sake!
Addressing Injustice
All Can Be Kings
Alright My Darling!
Anything Gets Me Hard
Approach The Bench
Are There Baron It's Me Laszlo
Are You In?
Are You Ok?
As Limp As A Finger
Assume The Position
At NYConnex Dot Com
Avoid Depressed Vampires
AYYAH!
Baron Is Definitely Dead
Baron Wife Me
Before They Meet The One
Being Sarcastic?
Bet You Didn't Know That Existed
Better To Not Know At All
Bought These
Boys Only Night
Break The Door Down
Broken Tulips In The Garden State
Built This Around The Car
But I Can't Be Fucked
But I Digress
But I Think I Know Why
But We Got One Of These
But You're Not
Bye Biker Gang
Call It My Good Deed
Came To The New World
Can't All Be Pillow Experts
Can't Pretend To Be A Human
Can't Sleep He's In The Basement
Captain Never Abandons His Crew
Captained Many Important Vessels
Carry On.
Chaps And Chapesses
Chicken Spell
Circle Jerk Assumption
Classless Wankers
Clearly Not Into Guys
Colin Robinson Is Dying
Come Back!
Come With The Pillow Case?
Compendium Vampirium
Continue With Your Tale
Control The Hell Hound
Could Be The Beginning Of A...
Could Ruin The Greatest Friendship
Couldn't Give A Fuck
Couldn't Give A Tinker's Fig
Couldn't Trust Your Kind
Count Me In
Courtroom Song And Dance
Dead By Sunrise
Defending Hogs And Horses
Definitely Investigate
Delay Slumber For A Couple Days
Deserve Their Day In Court
Deucedly Cross With Me
Did I Get Ya?
Did You Mom Die?
Didn't Care I Was A Vampire
Didn't See That Coming
Dig Deeper
Dig There
Disappearing To The Penny Pornos
Discharge Pamphlet
Do A Favor For Nandor
Do Nothing But Wait
Do What?
Do You Have A Name?
Don't Ask Me Where I Got Them
Don't Believe In This BS
Don't Fuck About Get That In
Don't Go To The Hog Roast For The Cole Slaw
Don't Mind If I Do
Don't Need Cheering Up
Don't Pitch Woo On Drugs*
Don't Think It Can Do That
Don't Worry One Second Longer
Dream Come True*
Dry As A Nun's Doodah
Egypt's Longest Penises
Eight Thirty Tonight?
Enchanted Twice In One Evening
Even When She's Not Singing?
Everyone Signed The Card
Everyone They Knew Is Gone
Exactly 100 Years
Expire On Birthday
Fairer Sex Interests?
Fancy Seeing You Here
Far Less Certain Future
Feel I Succeeded
Fell In Love With A Beautiful Simple GIrl
Fetch Me That Book
Fetch The Broom Gizmo
Finacial Ruin And Heartache
For His Tummy
Friend Of Yours?
From All Of Us
From The Starboard Bow!
Fuck No
fuck
Fudge*
Gentleman's Debt Repaid
Get A Shovel!
Get Anything I Want
Get In Back
Get You Out Of This Whole
Ginger Ale For His Tummy
Girl From A Tiny Dirt Island
Gizmo Stop Doing That
Gizmo!!!
Go Ahead And We'll Wait
Going Silent!
Good Idea
Good Or Shit?
Good To See You
Gotcha
Greenberg?
Guilty As Charged!
Gutenberg's Vaginarium
Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Had We Not Escaped
Half Chicken
Half Man Half Madness
Have No Fear Here I Am
Haven't Got A Clue!
Haven't Had The Heart
Haven't Sign His Card?
He Ha Ha Ha Ha
He'll Do His Mind Magic
He's A Vampire Killer
He's Been Brainwashed
He's Dead!
He's In Distress
He's Incredibly Dull
He's Mad
Hedonistic Debauchery
Hello??
Help Me Get It Out Of Here
Her Job To Enchant You
Here She Is
Hey Hey Hey
High Firm Ass Of An Irish Derby Winner*
High Fives All Around
His Father Was A Member Of The Sherwood Club Of London
Holiday Time!
Home Phone?
Honorable Pain In The Nutsack
How Can One Man Be So Dull
How Does Nandor Work This Ape Body?*
How May Pillows?
Hucking Fell!
Huge Honor All The Same
Humiliating End
Hypnotic Powers Are Buggered
Hypnotize Arturo Rodriguez
I Can Give You A Lift
I Don't Use A Pillow
I Feel Fine
I Had A Mother Once
I Know This Is True Love
I Need Your Credit Card
I Stand Corrected
I Think I Swallowed The Harmonica!
I Think We Did
I Thought You Need Me
I Was A Barrister
I Was A Member Of The Sherwood Club Of London
I Wasn't Myself*
I Wouldn't Be Man Enough
I'll Leave You To It
I'll Need Ten Minutes
I'll Wank My Way
I'm Banned From Driving
I'm Busy Here
I'm Gonna Puke
I'm Ready
I've Got Interests Too
If He's Not Drowned In His Filth
If I had My Magic Flute
In The Back Garden
Indeed That One!*
Indeed
Invited Colin Robinson
Is Frank Dead?
Is That Code?
It Certainly Is
It Was You Nadja
It's A Trap!
It's Been About 300 Years
It's Given Me The Pip!
It's Over There
Just Come Back From There
Just Taking Care Of Business
Kaleidoscopic Entwining
Keep Notes!
This Will Blow Your Mind
Kick Your Balls
Knobnomicon
Known For Months
Lamest Of All Birds
Last Place On Earth I'd Go
Leave Him Alone
Left His Mark On My Heart
Let's Do It
Let's Go For A Ride
Let's Head To The Women's Intimates
Like A Cheap Thief
Like Nothing I've Heard Before
Look After My Wife
Look At What She's Doing
Looking For Exactly?
Lords And Ladies Of Jury
Lords Ladies And Gentlemen
Made A Vow Never To Return
Main Crime Is Being Dull
Maurice From Steerage
May I Approach The Bitch?
May I Show You Something*
Maybe A Boyfriend
Me For Dinner You Dor Dessert
Might This Be Him?
Mine Own Delirium*
Mmmm Very Much Alike Then*
Most Beautiful Song I've Ever Heard Again
Most Beautiful Thing In The World
Most Licentious And Transgressive*
Mostly Representing Myself
Move Get Out The Way
Must Attend To An Urgent Matter
My Father Was A Member Of The Sherwood Club Of London
My Jalopy
My Magic Flute Works
Nadja Hates Gail
Nan
Nandor's Odd Behavior
Need To Sort This Now
Never Ever Ever Go Back
Never Told You Why
No Best Buy Cards
No BS From Thy Mouth
No Extended Warranty
No Longer True
No No No
No Reflection In Rear View Mirror
No Shit My Beauty
No True Love Today
Not A Cool Place To Live
Not Again
Not Gonna Leave You CR
Not Gonna Start Now
Not Much More To Say
Not Paying Today
Not Rumor, It's True
Not So Fast Old Chap
Not To Me
Nothing All Good
Nothing Much Has Changed
Nothing We Can Do About It
Now Fetch My Hat
Now I Will
Now I'm Ready
Now!
Now's The Time To Say It
Nude Latin Learning
Nut Deep in Prostitutes And Sword Fights
Objection
Of Course
Off You Fuck
Oh For The Geek Squad?
Oh Fucking Hell
Oh My WTF?!
Oh Right
Ohh Nice Voice
Ohhhah Cheeky Prick
Ohhhhhh
Old Fashioned Methods
Oldest And Largest Collection Of Porn
On Behalf Of Us All
One Hundred 69 Positions
One Word Springs To Mind
Only A Bag Of Skin
Oohhooo Nice
Ooooohhhoooo!
Or Perhaps F That
Origin Of Energy Vampires
Over My Dead Body!
Party Of Six
Penny Porno Room
Petrol And Coal Hybrid
Piece Of Piss
Played With A Cock
Please Be Upstanding For CR
Potting Shed
Pretty Low Odds
Propelled Plastic Spider
Proud To Call Him My Friend
Pulled His Fangs Out
Put That Away Laszlo
Put That On And Pull Meg
Quadraphonic Sound
Quicker He'll Shut Up
Ravenous Little Monster
Ready To Rock?
Ready To Wrap This Up
Really??
Reckon
Release Him Siren!
Right
Rub Shoulders With Chimney Sweeps
Safe Fare
Safe Passage Colin Robinson
Safe Passage Darling
Say No More*
Scat Away
Scrubbing The Poop Decks
SEANAAAAY!!!
Seany!
Searching For Energy Vampires Info
See Ya
Self Portrait Photograph Please
Send Us A Postcard
She's A Beaut
She's Angry As Women Often Are*
Shit Look
Shit!!
Shit!
Shit..
Should I Give It A Go?
Show Him Good Last Months
Shut Up You're Giving Me The Pip
Silence And Hark!
Sinatra's Not Chinese
Slackjawed Half Wit Look
Slice Of A Fair System
Snap Indeed, Donal
Sold How Many?
Someone To Mend That Fucked Up Brain
Something Else Bothering You
Something Like That
Sorry Did I Get Ya Again?
Sorry We Didn't Get To Plum Island
Sounds Marvelous
Speak
Stand Aside
Stange And Dangerous Netherworld
Staring Down Life's Eternal Tunnel
Start From A Clean Slate
Stomach's Not Gonna Repair Itself
Strong Bold Independent Woman
Stupid Prick
Suck Blood and F Forever
Suicide By Porno
Sunday Maybe?
Super Slumber
Swear At Me?!
Tawdry Sentimentality
Tell Him To Fuck Off
Tell Us More About That
Ten Minutes
Terrifying Existance
Thank You
That Changed Everything
That Gaggle Doesn't Belong On The Sea
That Girl
That Rock Is Ringing A Bell
That Rock There
That Was Him
That'll Do Nicely
That's Low
That's What It's Called
That's What You're Really Saying
The Ball Ache
The Bonus Pile
The Dying Has Begun
The Hair Of A Pedophile
The Man Knows His Cars
The More The Merrier
The Most Desperate
The Real Rat Pack?
The Secret Of Plum Island
The Stutz Laszlo
The Titanic For Two Seconds
There's Nothing Down There
They Called Her A Peasant Girl
They DGAF About Whoring
They Know What A Siren Is
Think I Said What?
This Particular Book
Those Fuckers Expelled Me
Thought I'd Written More
Threeway Hypnosis
Today Is An Auspicious Day
Too Fast Too Soon*
Too Much For Your Young Cock
Toodle Pip
Touch Act To Follow
Transporting Miners
Treachery Was Afoot
Tried To Seduce Me
Turn It DOWN!
Uh Maybe Later
Unanimous Decision
Uncanny Bugger Off
Under My Nose The Entire Time
Unhand Me Peasant!*
United Ding Dong
Up To 300 Years
Urban Myth Like Ghosts Or Large Dicks
Use The Door!
Very Funny Indeed Colin Binks
Viva Atlantic City!
Voice And Personality
Voice Beckons Me
Want To Know An English Story?
Wasn't Listening
We Can Drive To Montenegro
We Don't Miss That
We Know From Experience
We Know You Hate Her
We Need One Gizmo
We Shall Rule Britannia!
We Should Investigate
We Thought You Were Dead
We'd Be Dead By Now
We're Being Enchanted
We're Not Even Tied Up
We've Lingered Here Long Enough
Well He Didn't Like That
Well I Can
What About This Chap?
What Are You Talking About
What Could He Want?
What Do You Want?
What Else?
What I Found Shocked Me
What Is This Song?
What Is This?
What The F?
What The Hell Is That?
What?!
What's She Talking About?
What's The Problem
What's This Shit
What's This
Whatever The F This Is
When Your Best Friend Is Suffering
Where Is That Thing?
Which Means It's A Fake
Who Are Weak And Defenseless
Who Gives A Shit?
Who Need Protection And Care
Who The Fuck Is That?!
Whoa What Was That
Why Don't You Get Fucked
Why Lie?
Why We're On This Boat?
WMMMM
Won't Stand For It
Won't Tell A Soul
Worth It's Weight In Gold
Wouldn't Take That Personally
Wretched World
WTF $49.99?!
WTF It's Dark!
WTF?
Years Of Fun And Friendship
Yes I Did Kevin
Yes I Did
You Alright Sean?
You Bald Prick
You Betcha
You Don't Need Anyone To Keep You Safe
You Get Where I'm Going
You Have Gizmo
You Know Why!
You Like That?
You May Speak
You Might Say
You Name It I Sailed It
You Will Remember Nothing*
You're Too Late He's Gone
Your Big Debut*
An Exquisite Lyricist
90 Year Old Baby
100% Witch Skin
A Century's Worth Of Pornos
A Coward?
A Decent Proposal
A Direct Woman
A Double Ruse!
A Duel It Is!
A Fucking Star!
A Gentleman's Promise
A Goat!
A LOT Of Nudity
A Love Song
A Pawn
A Real Horror Show
A Real SOB
A Sex Change?
A String Is A Sweater
A Thing About A Damn Thing
A Thousand Year War
A Twist Ending
A Two Person Orgy
A Van?!
Abandon The Vessel
About Dag
About Time
About To Make Love
Absolutely Not
Absolutely
Agreed
Ah! Here We Go!
AHHHHH!
Ahhhhhhh
Ain't So Bad
All Boring?
All Night
All The Best
All These Years
Alright 2
Alright 3
Alright Calm Down
Alright Mate
Alright Sailor
Alright
Ample Butt Firm
An Incredible Idea
And So It Begins
And Thrown Them On The Ground!
And Tonight
Animalistic Acrobats
Another Stolen One
Answer's No
Anubis
Anyone Can Be A Vampire
Anyway How Dare You
Anyway
Apart From The Dead
Apologies for the Crepe Paper
Apple Shit
Are You Alright?
Are You Fucking Deaf?
Are You Kidding?
Are You Mental?
Are You Sure You'll Be Alright
Ariana's Fate
As A Joke
At Last