Tourettes Guy Soundboard

The internet sensation Tourettes Guy can't stop swearing, in the drive thru, on the phone and over life's little bumps in the road. Many short phrases & nasty adult language.

Category: Comedians   Tracks: 38   Views: 1489487  

by Tourettes Guy - 38 tracks    Full Board $4.99
Embarrasing to have an ass
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Go count your dick
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Damn this is good shit
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Head and shoulders
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Don't talk shit about total
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Advice
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My Grandpa Died
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I said bacon and eggs
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Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster
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Biggie Fries
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Go touch his dick
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Walked in to get glasses
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Bitch
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Chewbacca
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Fuck!
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Fishsticks
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Fashion Bug
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I love you
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Faggot
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Manager called me a dumbass
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I'd kill myself too
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Jolly pirate Donuts
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Oh Shit
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Or cock
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Owww
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Can you do me a big favor
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Pickles 1
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Pickles 2
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Piss
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Shit !!!!
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Shut up
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Tuba
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Two Cheeseburgers
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Wheres my glasses
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Wheres the paper towel
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Without your balls
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Yeah
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Answer the damn phone
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The internet sensation Tourettes Guy can't stop swearing, in the drive thru, on the phone and over life's little bumps in the road. Many short phrases & nasty adult language.

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