My Son is Heterosexual
hey
Im pregnant
Black or not
Getting off hard
Really juicy
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Bowlshit!
Thank you so much
Go hang out with your bearded freak friends
meet me somewhere 3
Ha ha flavor flav
Right near the beach
Dont ask her about nose job
you sound like you about 4'3
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My father is a drug dealer
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Take Mobil Home
I'm very important
Mary Tyler Moore
What do you do for work ?
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Purring Orgasm
Chapelle - Rich, Bitch
What you just say
I'm rich bitch!
212 number
Ok lets do it
Thats pretty offensive
who the fuck are you
Stop callin
Roaches in the Chicken
Hi hey
Dont joke This is really serious
Huh
Loud Orgasm
AddLoop C_ogg
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that was just ketchup
You can barely buy Spaghetti
meet me somewhere 1
Banana boat
her boobs
tell me where you wanna meet
Don't know who this is?
I don't do drugs
Juicy!
Don't give a f k
The Famous 100 Grand Winner Prank Phone Call
Oh what the hell!
Mary Tyler Moore
I havent eaten today yet
don't fuck with me
Orgasm!
Hey My Man, Fuck You!
All you gonna do is bullshit
Tyrone - Is anthrax bad?
All about me
yeah
boobs and bush
who the fuck is your bitch ass
That's all you can say
Telemarketer Nightmare Prank Phone Call
Hi
This is a sensitive time for me
I don't know you
Real Ecstacy
Look Out Crack...here I come!
4 thumbs down
That's Tit Durt!!
This is great
You want me to loose weight
i'm goin get off the line
Cussin me out
Nice - sarcastic
you wanna talk shit on the phone
Mother Fucker who
Smoke A Lot - Get away from me biatch
Juicy!
Don't know you
The Busted Boyfriend
I almost numbchucked you
Medium Height Blonde
Ill meet you there at 6
give me a destination
Ohhhh
Hold my drink
who's speaking 2
Bitch
Half Baked - I love weed
Are you crazy
Yes
Boobs
Who the hell is this
When do we have sexy intercourse
I actually need to get going
Shut your mouth
I got your bitch
Satisfying Orgasm
Y'all tell anybody....I'll kill you!
Playa Hater
Don't call my house rant
Tight
I know its so crazy
what da fuck you talkin about?
Imma show you bitch
The Cheating Wife
Sure Sure
i'll fuck your punk ass mama
Hello
Not going back
Yippy kay yah!
Don't play it
Wow wow wee waa!
No
You wanna grab some dinner
i aint no fuckin jew
She's Cumming
Im Rick James Bitch 1
who's speaking 1
Do you know who you're talkin' to?
Help!
Bullshit with you
you
boobs 2
Yeah you
You have an erotic physique
Im Alison
ooohaaawww !
Mother fucker
Vocals during orgasm
Four years just for weed
Free crack?
Dirt dog
Were you a fan of comics
you were talking about me.
they won't be able to regognize your bitch ass
What are you talkin' about
Failed Drug Test Prank Call
Hey 2
This is Alison
You don't me apparently
Heavy Breathing
Holy Crap
Get the f_ _k out
Do you have a laugh
Oh shit
Lets not get ahead of ourselves
i'm a black man
getting off hard
Skeet skeet skeet
you don't even know me
Stupid mother fucker
Mama!
Don't call my house
Oh my god this is the best news ever
boobs boobs boobs
I made sexytime with my
Imhmm
I sacrificed my Vagina
Quit bullshitin'
Women enjoying orgasm
I'm impotent
Grandmother answered the phone
The Time-Haters
WTF
Ok lets do it
We didnt mean to do this together
who are you
Dirty Turban Prank Phone Call
hey
Wanna get together tommorow night
Who is this
Cumming
She's gonna squirt
Hello
La La La La La
Oh
You should support everything i say
meet me somewhere 2
tanya double pen
Affirmative
you don't know me
Knock my head off
I know this isn't your responsibility
I'm squirting
Don't call my number
The Italian Boyfriend
Do you need to get to work
Bang Skid Nigga
Impossible u have 2 have sex
Sorry that was inappropriate
What
Real pleasure
Just run this down
Don't know who the hell you are?
Fat girls
Don't give a f_ _k what your name
yeah
Ahhh let me check
who the fuck are you
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