Story - Very Compelling Story
Please don't cut my testicles
Do We Have Any Pride
Is That What We Psacrafice Our Lives For
Yes: You're GD right
Got: Un name me
Name: Grizz oh no god no
Not funny: you are so f'n funny - peter Griffen
Dumb: you are so dumb
Unspeakable Things
Shut up: Shut your f'n mouth kill
Pokemon: Pikachu woop your ass
Pokemon: Pikachu and Garados
Oh no, omg no
Meow cats still going crazy
Effects: Meow
Wet: So wet
Gay: Kind of gay
I'm sick going throw up
Grind on me
Effects: Fart
Pokemon: Jigglypuff
Effects: Barf
Effect: Angry cat
Ain't nobody got time for that
Got: Bring my Wine the Hound
Thanks, Dude.
Get A Friend... Loser
Insult: What A Loser
Do It Montage
Bitch: Filthy Bitch
Shut up: OMG who the hell cares
Oh no: Oh dang
Argue: Not time time for dick measureing
Hey Peyton Grille
Nerd: Check out this total nerd
Story: Riveting Story
Sour, Sweaty Balls
Hi: YO BITCH
Fire "UP" The Grill (stupid douche)
Double Double Down Down
Going to fuck them
Play with her ass
LETTUCE AND TOMATO!!
Insult: You mind your own fuckhole!!!
Boom, that's a fart
We'll do it live!
We'll do it live, fuck it!
Squirt: she's a squirter
Poo: a monster dump is coming
Shut up: please talk longer next time
Shut up: thanks for that hunny and please talk longer next time
Wet: bet you her pants were soaked
Success - Zelda Chime
Douchebag: Lets Go, Douchebag
Insult: Pathetic Loser
Dick: Small Ds
Insult: Lahoosaher
Bored: Im bored
Fail: Horn
Poo: Eat da poo
Insult: Got you good you f'er
Effect: Splash
Douche: Douchebag X10
Not Funny: You are a funny guy (mocking)
Douche: Stewie douchebag
Poo: Stop...pooping
Effect: Womp Womp Womp
Effect: Laugh Track
Effects: Booooo
YEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Hurry: Ah, hurry up!
Effect: Chicken
Bitch: You are a bitch
Effect: Crickets
Pussy: Pussy
Effect: Splat
Drunk: You are drunk and stupid
Drunk: Mmm Beer
Drunk: Drunk and stupid is no way
Effect: Buzz kill
Effect: Boing
Fuck: Let's fuck
Insult: Kiss my ass and suck my dick
McConaughey: Take my shirt off
Effect: Whip
Dick: Eat a dick
Bitch: Cuz you's a bitch
Chris Hansen: Want to have sex?
Chris Hansen: Cut you
Fail: Hahaha, no
Fail: Stupid comment
Bullshit: Bullshit hit
Bitch: You son of a bitch
Pussy: Pussy
Effect: Slap
Wet: Squirtle
Fail: No shit
Insult: Virgin Can't Drive
Insult: One Pathetic Loser
Fail: Adam Sandler Laugh
Stupid: Too Stupid To Insult
Name: Wilson spitting extremely loud like always
Insult: Drop dead
Insult: You got Buttslammed
Effect: Baby Crying
Random: Big Mouth
Boring: Boring
Random: CHOCOLATE!
Story: Cool story horrible bitch
Story: Coolest story ever
Insult: You Dick!
Penis: Long Stick
Penis: Penises
Double Down: Double Down (song)
Grunt: Tim Allen Grunt
Grunt: Tim Allen Grunt Question
Random: It's Party Time!
Random: Nurses
Random: Nerds!
Pussy: Nice Beaver
Random: Over 9000
Fail: Ripcord
Fail: Keep pulling that ripcord
Insult: So stupid
Squirt: (Zane)
That's what she said
Sword Fight
That's what he said
Insult: You stink
Insult: You piece of shit (Sean Connery)
You Can Be My Wingman
Virgin
Wrong: Wrong Again
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