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                                            Youth, love ones, pizza
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            your right
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Your protection needs more protection
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            your my safe cracker
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            You'll like a burger shot
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            You your coming with me
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            You think all things
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            You need more than that
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            You might as well give up now
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            You look like an idot
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            You have no grounds
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            You guys sort it out
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            You couldn't hit a barn door
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            You cant shoot nothing
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            You can kiss your promostion goodbye
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            You asked for it
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Yeah Yeah whatever
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Yeah thats me
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            yeah hillary
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            with extra guts
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Wilco roger that
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            why would anyone want to speak to me
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Who the hell are you
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Wheres Cam
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            What ever you say
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            What did I tell you
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            what a load of crap
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Weres hillary
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Weres cam
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Were talking about a mans freedom here
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Well hello there
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            We use all of the cow
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            we made it
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            We just need your key code and were good
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            We got the swat retuirement fund
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            We get this cheap
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            We better go find him
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Watch the wheels
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Wait here
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Vice city swat
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Use explosives
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Tommy would you like a massage
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Timers are set3
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Timers are set2
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Timers are set
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Tie him up and gag him
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            This is a raid
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            This guy is a loony
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            This could take hours to crack
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            These idots are around a corner
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            These charges are not worth the charges
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Theres going to be hell to pay
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            theres an imposter
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            There they are
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            There storming the place
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            There here
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            There crapping themselves
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            The volt is open
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            The Swat will be here any minute
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            the car is ruined
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Take Cover1
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Take Cover
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Suronded
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            sure he was there
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Sure everything is real quiet
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Street races are illgal and forbiddin
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Street race in progress1
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Stop waving that thing around
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Smile at the other cops
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Sluder her myself sir
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Shut up you to or you can get out and walk
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            runed
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            remember the name
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Real smooth
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Put the wepon away
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Pre appicked dodo
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Please treat me bad
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Phil things still sweet
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Phil hold down the fort
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Or 5 minutes if you could find the manager
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Okey tommy
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Ok Ok Just dont shoot
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            ohh fits perfectly
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Now where hillarys gone
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Now that got him really eratted
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Nobody move
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            No cop drives this bad
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Nice badge
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Nice and easy
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            My Window display
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            My store
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            My lifelyhood distroyed
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            My client is inercent
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            my client is a very important man
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Mine too
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            lose the heat and get me back to my place
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Lets get the cops attention
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Leave me alone and never forgive me
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Keep driving around the block
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Its on a time lock
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            It was living this morning
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Im not driving for you
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Im busing you out
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I'll pay for the protection
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I'll go find where he is held up
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I'll give him adamit issues
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I'll drive
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I'll drive if
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I'll be seeing you later
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            If you asked to be your wife
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I will make a clam against the police department
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I told you not to touch that alam
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I said nobody move
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I run this town
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I got your asses covered
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I can do with some help
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I am not
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            How long2
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            How long
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            History
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Hillary's taking up to much room
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Hillary go find another car
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Hey tommy why have we stoped
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            He's gon insaine
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Here they come
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Hell I can bypass the time lock
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            He wasn't in Vice City
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            He wasn't in town today
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            He walks now
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            He never did that
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            He is an isecent man
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            He doesn't own a gun
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            he doen't apresite being called a killer
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Great a passenger
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Go Go Go
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Give me a bigger slice
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Give me 3 minutes
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Get in
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Get in the car
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Fresh guts in a bun sir
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Fire amunstion
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Fangy 900
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Everyone agianst that wall
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Enjoy your prosses cow lips
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Dont mention it
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Dont make me get irrrated
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Do you want to do me a favour and get together a job
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Do you think that is coing to stand up in court
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Do you think I was capable of that
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Damn straight
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Damn it
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Crazy Laugh
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Crap now the cops are on to us
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            come on he is an inercent man
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Can I help you sir
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Can I get something to eat here
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Can I get some food here pal
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            CAMERAR
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            CAMERAL
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Cam the volts upstars
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Cam Jones
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Calling all officers
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Call officer polesci down here
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Burger shot to go2
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Burger shot to go
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            BLOWROOF
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Black Fethers
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            BIKEREV
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            beats losing my ass in a cell
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Beat the hell out of them
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            bail or I sue
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Authrised Personal
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            asame Cam didn't make it
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Area Clear
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Are you serving or hanging out
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Are you drinking on the job
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Are to
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            and your wife is not that great
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            and were not even there yet
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Amos
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            All will pass and end
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Alay
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            AIRHORNR
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            AIRHORNL
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            A bit tight around the croch thou
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            100%
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            15 seconds
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            10 seconds
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            5 seconds
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            3,2,1 Fire
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Opening and Closing vanuatu
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            frogpants opening
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Im coming though
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I like nike air
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I got manky hair
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I got a beer gut
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            hey
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Chips and gravy
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Aussie battler style
                                        
                                        
                                        
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