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Need Roy to take care of a few phone calls for you? Need a nice Sexhavin sound effect/quote to put the cherry on top of a class PowerPoint presentation? Well sweet titties! You're in luck! Roy has graciously uploaded some sound bites from both Sexhavin songs AND independent sources in Roy's arsenal. Use this wisely.

Greeting - Hello?
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Greeting - Roy!
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Greeting - Roy De Luca
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Question - Who is this?
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Statement - Ummm
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Angry Statement - I've got a bone to pick with you
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Set up - File a complaint
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Statement - Employee
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Statement - Employee 2
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Statement - This is just how I talk now
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Angry Statement - This is how I talk, faggot
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Statement - I just wanna talk
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Angry Question - Why did you call me?
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Question - Do you have time to take a survey?
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Set up - Can I ask you a question?
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Set up - Can I ask you another question?
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Question - What have you got to say about that?
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Set up - My first question is...
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Set up - Next question:
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Question - White or a black?
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Statement - I don't believe you
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Question - Could I please speak to a white person?
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Question - Man or a woman?
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Statement - Eww
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Statement - Eww 2
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Question - Why?
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Question - What?
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Statement - Okay
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Statement - Okay 2
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Statement - Mmm
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Statement - Yeah 1
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Statement - Yeah 2
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Statement - Yeah 3
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Statement - Yep
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Statement - I Guess
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Statement - No
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Angry Statement - No!
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Statement - Well, uhhh
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Insult - I don't care
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Statement - Please
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Statement - Sorry
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Statement - I can't do that
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Question - Are you American?
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Statement - Hail Satan
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Angry Question - What was that supposed to mean?
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Angry Question - Seriously?
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Angry Statement - Shut the fuck up
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Angry Statement - Shut the fuck up 2
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Statement - Oh, okay good
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Statement - Nevermind
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Angry Question - Why the fuck not?
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Set up - I agree with you
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Angry Question - Why in fuck's cunt?
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Question - Could you please repeat that?
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Insult - Is there a point to this?
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Angry Statement - You're starting to piss me off
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Question - Chipotle
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Question - Asshairs
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Question - Ready for Christmas
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Question - Humped your wife
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Question - Why are blacks allowed to vote?
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Question - Is this part over yet?
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Question - Where the hell would I find that?
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Question - How much is that gonna cost me?
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Question - Can we talk about something else?
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Statement - I have an idea for a greeting card
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Set up - It's gonna say..
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Statement - Talk about Jesus
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Statement - Garage door
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Statement - 50 dollars
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Statement - 12
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Statement - You're welcome
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Set up - Oh, by the way...
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Statement - I Farted
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Statement - It was weird!
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Statement - On Thursday!
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Statement - I want a handjob
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Statement - I'd like it as soon as possible
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Statement - Mayonaisse Monster!
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Statement - A beer a day...
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Angry Statement - I'm always angry
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Statement - Slow down
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Statement - My car won't start
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Statement - Cousin Rico
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Statement - Don't queef in the spinach dip!
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Statement - Strange feeling
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Set up - I'm only gonna say this once
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Statement - Pope
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Statement - I know I am!
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Statement - Garbage Disposal
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Statement - I need a new XBox
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Statement - Tomahawk
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Statement - Skyrim 1
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Statement - Skyrim 2
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Angry Statement - Let me think for a minute!
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Angry Question - What did you just call me?
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Angry Statement - I play hardball
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Angry Statement - Fuck (long)
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Angry Statement - Fuck (medium)
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Angry Statement - Fuck (short)
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Angry Statement - Masturbate!
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Angry Statement - Masturbate furiously!
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Angry Statement - Masturbate at Sea World
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Angry Statement - My brutality knows no bounds
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Angry Statement - It's brutal!
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Angry Statement - Because I fucking said so!
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Angry Statement - Makes me think about violence
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Angry Statement - Take this fuckstick
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Angry Statement - Bullshit!
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Angry Statement - Roar!
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Angry Statement - Orrrrgh!
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Insult - They should be neutered
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Insult - Ballpark frank
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Set up - I've been wanting to tell you something..
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Insult - You are the stupidest bitch
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Insult - You should be ashamed
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Insult - You are pathetic!
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Insult - He's a faggot
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Insult - You're a faggot
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Insult - Gay!
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Insult - I'm going to fuck you with a shovel!
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Insult - Delousing your pubes
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Insult - You sound like you weigh a ton
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Insult - Good one, fatty
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Insult - Your mom
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Set up - I have a confession to make
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Set up - Look here, bro...
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Set up - I guess the old saying is true...
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Statement - This conversation
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Statement - A huge boner
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Statement - I'll let you go now
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Statement - I'll call you real soon
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Statement - Bye Bye
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