Christoph Hadtstein

 

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Shadow Warrior Lo Wang

Zilla sends his regards LoWang
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You will die without honour
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You want to wash wang
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You very bad man
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You not slither away a second time
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You no mess with LoWang
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You move like a pregnant Yak
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You look like you need Ass kicked
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You look like a stupid
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You have no honour
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You gotta LoWangs Motor running now
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You got something with a bigger back seat
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You good looking sailor babe
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You go PoPo. I leave room
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You faggot Rabbit
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You drive like a Baboon in Heat
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You do that you go blind
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You can't evade me forever
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You are weak as a Baby fart
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You are tiny grasshopper
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You are have a man you used to be
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Whoops. LoWang drop soap
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Who wanta some Wang
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Who put these here
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Who flying this thing anyway
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What you don't like Music
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What have we here
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What did you eat
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Welcome to real life Mr.Chan
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WARNING
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Want to cruze with LoWang
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Voice. Zilla is here LoWang
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Voice. Proceed with caution LoWang
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Voice. Be careful LoWang
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Voice. Be aware LoWang
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Two Wangs are better than one
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Tora Tora Tora
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Time to get erased
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Those real kids
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This is not Turnament. This is for real
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This is not a sharade
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This is no movie Mr.Chan
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This could be dangerous
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There can be only one
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Thats why LoWang prefer to walk
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Thats what you get for making LoWang chase you
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Thats no odinary wang
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Thats no odinary Rabbit
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Talk or not. Make no difference
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Tack some balls. Squashi Penis
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SWYELL23
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SWYELL22
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SWYELL16
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SWYELL14
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SWYELL13
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SWYELL06
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SWYELL05
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SWYELL03
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Stupid carpet. Go where i say
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Stink like dead Baboon in here
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Sticky Bomb. Meet Mr.Stupid
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Sticky Bomb Liky you
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So. You good with hands
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Snatch pebble from Hand
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Smell remind me of old girlfriend
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Shitface
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Shes raided her last Tomb
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See my stickshift
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Sayonara scumbag
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Row your boat down the stream
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Revenge is dish best served raw
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Rather kick ass than solve puzzle
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Push in the bush there little Rabbit
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Pain is for the week
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Oh. Split personality
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Oh. Better zip fly
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Oh, queer Bunny
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Oh you little tiny dick
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Oh look. You are coming apart
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Oh damn Im running into walls now
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Oh Baby. Whats up your Tailpipe
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No Way. Water cold
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No Power
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No Pain no gain
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No cell can hold this Wang
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No cant use this
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Must be year of rat. because I trapped like one
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Must be American made
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Must be American Driver
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Maybe if I close eyes it go away
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Maybe a boat will help me rach Zilla
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Master Liep. what have they done
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Luck is with you LoWang. We will meet again
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LoWants driveshaft need service
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LoWang wish somewhere else now
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LoWang soap you good
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LoWang need extra large
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LoWang hungry now
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LoWang gonna vomit now
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LoWang comfort your little snake coward
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Look you have a new Friend
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Look like LoWang need to cut back on Sushi
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Like I scared of little snake
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Like Chinese New Year Fireworks
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Lady. Somebody beat you with the ugly stick
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Knock Knock you freak. LoWang in the house
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Kaua Bonga
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Just like Pearl Harbour
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Just like Nagasaki
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Just like Hiroshima
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Its down to you and me Mr. Fly
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Its all in the reflexes
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It is natural to die
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It is good day to die
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I stick a firecracker in your arse
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I see now
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I must seek out Mast Lieps advice
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I love the shurokens
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I like sword. Thats a personal weapon
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I like nuklear weapons
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I like big weapons
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I kill you
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I hope you are paying attention
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I hate son of a bitch
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I come for you soon
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I am warrior. Not Repair man
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I am the shadow warrior
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I am sitting here. Getting stiff
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Huhahahah
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Hows that for KongFu fighting you chicken shit
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How you recon that move
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How about a test drive
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Horney Rabbits
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Holy Shit
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Holy pieces of Shit
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Holy pieces of Cow
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Holy Cow
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Holy cow. Look like Duke nukem
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Hihihi. Taste like a chicken
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Hihihahaha
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Hey. Since you already in bed...
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Hey. LoWangs driveshaft needs service
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Hey you make mistake there
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Hey what happened. What the Hell
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Hey peaches. How about you moon me
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Hey chicky. You tighten my nuts2
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Hey chicky. You tighten my nuts
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Hey baby. You pollish tool
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Hey Baby. You already in bed. Is there room for two
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Hey Baby. Pull my finger
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Hey Baby. I have some lug nuts for you
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Hello. What died up here
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Hello. Is your refrigirator running
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Hello. Is big bottom there
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Hello. Anybody there
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Hello Borama. You have 16pound balls
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Have fun little Rabbit
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Hahahaha
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Hahaha. Try hiding both of us
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Hahaha. Thats me
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Go Speed Racer go
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Give me your best shot Roboturd
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Gasp for air
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Eye for an eye
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Everybody dead. I like that
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Eat This
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Dinasour taking piss
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Dieing time is here
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Damn it. No Zilla
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Come back here and finish fight
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Call me Mr. Fix it
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Burn Baby Burn
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Bombs away
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Better watch out. It go BOOM
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Better than Accupunture
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Before you attacka. Grab your wacka
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Be proud Mr. Wo
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Avenge my death
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Ancient Chinese Secret
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Ah Sooo
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A Ninja knows no fear
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7 year bad luck
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UK
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