seinfeld
what percentage of people
what are you turning into
vegie sandwich
oh god
no problem hre
no not that i know of
let the house go
k - your cut of the loot
k - you did
k - yeah what no good
k - yeah but then you gotta promise youll do something from me
k - what if i told you a very important person needed this card back
k - well not in so many words but
k - thats just as good
k - oh youre saying that babe ruth was a liar
k - oh yeah thats it yeah
k - look you want me to give it back or not
k - i was wondering if you could do something to lift his spirits
k - i sure do
k - hey can I show this to my buddy stubbs
j - yes I was using them to spit out the mutton
j - women don't respect salad eaters
j - what
j - what doyou reccommend besides the steak
j - well im not really much of a meat eater
j - uh
j - so what your genitals are still lined up
j - salads got nothing on this mutton
j - just a salad
j - its actually a line my bucher uses when were chewin the fat
j - in todays modern world it just doesnt seem relavent
j - i wsh i could take credit for it
j - i usually like mine with an angeoplasty
j - i bet he acted all aloof like he didnt know me
j - hey we could argue all night over who took the napkins
j - grandma mimma
j - dont worry ill be there and ill be packing an artiry
j - did she mention anything about our lunch
its from that grapefruit that jerry
i would rather date the deaf
g - what is this
g - well get it back its very important
g - tht was the grapefruit its like acid
g - thats what im afraid of
g - thats impossible
g - oh oh yeah woah
g - i know
g - how wa your massage
g - hey listen don't oversleep
g - he thought I was hiding
g - get it back
g -eh not yet
g - birthday card
e - ya got that right
e - thanks for mutton
e - shut up
e - oh god these dogs were chasing me
e - it wasnt special when my family visted
e - ah hello ah
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