random sound clips for all your spoofing needs
Duke Nukem - Balls of Steel
Duke Nukem - Blow It Out Your Ass
Duke Nukem - Eat Shit and Die
Marcus - Suck Pavement
Green Eggs
Thank yew
I come with holyspirit
in the name of jesus
trust in devil
Universal Bank
Mass Destruction
Star and Stripes with Farting
Bonertime
Beavis and Butthead
The Wigger song
Ali in da punani
Do you like porno?
My Sister is number 2 prostitute
Homer plays blackjack
Excuse Me
Big Butt
Mother is so Fat
Laugh Track
Access Denied
Computer meltdown
explosion
Porky Pig
It's Lisa Simpson's b-day
Happy bday- Vanilla Sky
No Soup For You!
You can't say no - Samuel Jackson
No Way - Scarface
Carlin's 7 dirty words
Assholes
Give up Cigarettes
Can't Believe
I'm Rick James Bitch
Skank biscuit
Bring your daughter to war day
Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat
Britney Spears Boobie Song
Men in Uniform
I havent seen you in 3 years
Apologize to american people and troops
Hey Hey good looking
Hey Soldier - Apocalypse Now
Weather man goes off
You're in denial when you say no
Is he incarcerated
Moron System
Call cannot be completed
Is that your final answer
Not Be Judged by the Color of Their Skin
Cooties Commercial
Cooties Public Service Announcement
Cooties Public Service Announcement 2
Farley--Tommy want Wingy
McLovin--were
McLovin--Gangsters
God bless the internet - American Pie
The Google - George Bush
No more fuddy duddy
Saddam is Irreplaceable
Sex Fruit
You are pukes
Who said that?
Sleep with your rifles
God has a hardon
What is your major malfunction?
I am McLovin
Fear not Muslim friends
Bond that can't be broken
All systems go
Transmission Terminated
Submarine dive alarm
Police siren
Siren wail
Peeing in Toilet and Flushing
Scramble
TipToe
Hit Anvil
In Out
Gong
Explosion
Crowded Laugh
Whistles
Snore
Ooooooh
Car horns in gridlock
Bugs bye
I'll be back
Hasta la vista baby
Bombs Away 5
Snoring
Attention
Church Call
Revielle
Tattoo
Cars crashing
WTF BOOM
Bruce Lee Karate sound
Woman Scream
Listen to me Rap
On a Mission From God
Call her again and go to jail
Be Respectful
I am a law man
In Jail
Talk nice to the police
Hello this is Dog
Terry
Call the Police
Rumor
Freedom Tacos
What Did I Do?
Mild Salsa
Never Do
Oranges
Police officer
Boys have penis...
Good morning
I don't like
Six years old
Goodyear
It's me Frank
5000 Street Corners
Mother is a goat
Alalalalalal
100 dollars
Calm down
Get out
Police, police
Ready
Camels groan
Do a dity
I'm gonna teach
Hey, this is a loading zone
Smell it
Can't leave
Blood will be on the floor
24 hour enema
Great gopher holes
Incoming choppers
Mash 4077
You're spiffier
Psychiatrist observes Klinger
I have bad news
Come here f**khead
Explosion
Shotgun fire
Angel Pine
Flint County
I farted
Shut up cheerbitch
Nipply
Up Shitcreek
Im the law
Vomit
Yee Haw !
The Three Stooges Hello
Lost your Kitty
Actual Work
I do not speak English
Very Sexy
You are a bueatiful woman
fart tacos
Chinese
Kick your ass
Fun and games
Lumberjack
What the hell was that
Yeah Baby!
Advice
Bitch
monkeys
hush
fried
MG42 Burst sound 2
I'm Dr. Gregory House
Hair in special place
Don't go towards the light
Cure death
Known as easiest
Alcohol
Here's the women
There is a code
Unfriendly
You'll be dead
Squirt 3
MGM Roaring Lion
Columbia Tri Star
Explosion
Cannons
Airport Security Announcement
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