mind bottling
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            name my testis
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Negus
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            nobody got time for that
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Nobody knows what it means, but its provocative
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Ollie Williams-back and forth about Peter and Louis
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Ollie Williams-everybody looks like ants
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Ollie Williams-weather report
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Ollie Williams-who wants this dog
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Plums - Feel it down in my plumbs
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Plums - sun dancing of em quite nice
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Plums - take em to the farmers market
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Quote Unquote
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            rim shot 2
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            rimshot 1
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Roll Damn Tide
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Samuel L Jackson -   Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in Hell!  
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Squidbillies-dawgs sick em sick em woof woof
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Squidbillies-Go Dawgs Sickem
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Squidbillies-Go Dawgs
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Squidbillies-Hell we ain't discussin that
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Squidbillies-I don't wanna hear the labor
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Squidbillies-i have just reevalutated
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Squidbillies-I let you talk now listen to me
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Squidbillies-naturally we're gonna go with the triple option
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Squidbillies-naw hell naw
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Squidbillies-One nation under GOD
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Squidbillies-regrettably no
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Squidbillies-The Georgia Damn bulldogs baby
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Squidbillies-the rightful kings of the SEC
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Squidbillies-You gotta look inside the numbers
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            sword fighting
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            that escalated quickly
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            that idea ain't worth a velvet
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Tiger-I hit it so good
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Uncle Charles-big testcles bro 2
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Uncle Charles-big testcles bro
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Uncle Charles-dead giveaway 2
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Uncle Charles-dead giveaway
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Uncle Charles-moron imbecile
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Uncle Charles-nothing exciting about him
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Uncle Charles-ribs and salsa music
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Uncle Charles-the only reason shes running to a black man
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Uncle Charles-tripple life
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Uncle Charles-white girl runing into a black man's arms
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            We did it
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            what 1-borat
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            what 2-borat
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            what-chappelle
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Yari - We made it
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Yari -Give yourself a clap on the hand
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Yari's - theres no substitute for winning
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            you're a hater 
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            boing
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Booty Warrior-somebody's gving up some booty
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Bunch of queers
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            buzzer
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Charles Ramsey-eat ribs and listen to salsa
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Charles Ramsey-girl going nuts
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Charles Ramsey-whie girl runs to a black mans arms)
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            compelling and rich
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            correct answer
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            crickets
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            don't be proud of your ignorance
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Draw sword sound effect
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            General Lee Horn
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            gun cock
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Gun Shot
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            habitual line stepper
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            hallelujah
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Homer Simpson - You Are Gay
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            homer-doh
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I love my stuff so suck on that
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            i love the ladies
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I piss excellence
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            i'm a man that discovered the wheel
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            In ever Jerry
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Is it Racist
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Let the boy watch
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            loser-price is right
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            ma get off the dang roof
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            aint nobody got time for that
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            All aboard
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            always go for the money
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            applause
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Ask Me About My Wiener
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Baby Crying Sound Effect
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            banjo music
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            big hairy american winning machine
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            The Georgia Damn bulldogs
                                        
                                        
                                        
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