Eve Dy

Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) is a young geek who has a lot of phobias about almost everything from clowns, to bathrooms, to checking the back seat of cars. Being alone and scared of the outside world has kept him alive. His new fear is being eaten by zombies. To survive, Columbus has begun making a long list of rules to survive. Adult Language.  

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Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) is a young geek who has a lot of phobias about almost everything from clowns, to bathrooms, to checking the back seat of cars. Being alone and scared of the outside world has kept him alive. His new fear is being eaten by zombies. To survive, Columbus has begun making a long list of rules to survive. Adult Language.

Rule #1- Cardio
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United States of Zombieland
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Columbus
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A family
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F_ _k this clown
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I'm in Garland
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Don't swing
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Loner
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Made to be broken
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Makes him happy
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My rules
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Nut up or shut up
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Rule 32
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Rule #2- Double tap
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Rule #3- Beware of bathrooms
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Rule #4- Fasten your seatbelts
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Safer with Tallahassee
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Three-part apology
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Welcome to Zombieland
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Few non zombies left
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No fear
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Location
UK
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