Stoned cop dials 911.
01 YEAH CAN YOU PLEASE SEND.mp3
02 I THINK I'M HAVING AN OV.mp3
03 YES.mp3
04 MARIJUANA.mp3
05 I DON'T KNOW IF IT HAD S.mp3
06 CAN YOU PLEASE SEND RESC.mp3
07 I'M 28, 29 YEARS OLD.mp3
08 AND MY WIFE IS 26.mp3
09 PLEASE COME.mp3
10 YES PLEASE.mp3
11 WHAT_.mp3
12 NO THAT'S IT.mp3
13 NO.mp3
14 PLEASE COME.mp3
15 NO I'M JUST....mp3
16 I THINK WE'RE DYING.Copy.mp3
17 UH I DON'T KNOW WE MADE.mp3
18 AND I THINK WE'RE DEAD.mp3
19 I REALLY DO.mp3
20 I DON'T KNOW.mp3
21 UM... MY WIFE AND I DID.mp3
22 TUBA C'MERE.mp3
23 SHE'S ON THE, SHE'S ON T.mp3
24 SHE'S BARELY BREATHING.mp3
25 UH I THINK SO.mp3
26 YEAH I CAN FEEL IT.mp3
27 SHE'S LAYING DOWN IN FRO.mp3
28 TIME IS GOING BY REALLY.mp3
29 PARDON.mp3
30 JUST PLEASE SEND RESCUE.mp3
31 IT'S PROBABLY LIKE A QUA.mp3
32 YEAH WE DID.mp3
33 IT WAS A QUARTER OUNCE.mp3
34 I DON'T KNOW.mp3
35 I PROBABLY HAD LIKE A SM.mp3
36 PLEASE COME.mp3
37 IT'S... WHAT TIME IS IT_.mp3
38 PROBABLY LIKE AN HOUR AN.mp3
39 YEAH SHE IS.mp3
40 SHE'S SITTIN...SHE'S KNE.mp3
41 I KNOW, WE HAVE TO WAIT.mp3
42 YES.mp3
43 MY NAME IS EDWARD.mp3
44 PARDON.mp3
45 NO THAT'S IT BUT THERE C.mp3
46 THERE COULD'VE BEEN SOME.mp3
47 NO I DON'T.mp3
48 MY WIFE TAKES VICODIN.mp3
49 UHHHH... NO I DON'T THIN.mp3
50 THE VICODIN IS...UHH....mp3
51 IT'S IN OUR MEDICINE CAB.mp3
52 YEAH.mp3
53 LIKE I DON'T KNOW, LIKE.mp3
54 PLEASE.mp3
55 YEAH.mp3
56 ARE YOU COMING_.mp3
57 OKAY.mp3
58 WHAT'S THAT_.mp3
59 SHE TAKES LIKE, UH, I DU.mp3
60 LIKE 5 A DAY, I DUNNO.mp3
61 WE GOT INTO A CAR ACCIDE.mp3
62 NO.mp3
63 IS THERE ANY WHAT_.mp3
64 I'LL PUT THEM AWAY FOR Y.mp3
65 UH YEAH THE FRONT DOOR'S.mp3
66 PARDON.mp3
67 YES, THE PORCH LIGHT IS.mp3
68 UHHH... YOU ALREADY ASKE.mp3
69 UH YEAH, WELL, NO, THERE.mp3
70 UH IT'S IN MY CLOSET.mp3
71 YEAH, IN THE FRONT BEDRO.mp3
72 C'MON, GINGER.mp3
73 WHERE'S THE FD AT RIGHT.mp3
74 NO, THIS IS THE FIRST TI.mp3
75 YEAH, I HAVE.mp3
76 WHAT'S THE SCORE ON THE.mp3
77 WHAT'S THE SCORE ON THE.mp3
78 OH OKAY.mp3
79 I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE.mp3
80 UH 3 TO 3.mp3
81 UMMM CHANNEL 2.mp3
82 HUH_.mp3
83 OKAY.mp3
84 TELL YOUR OFFICERS THEY.mp3
85 YEAH.mp3
86 OKAY UM MY MOTHER IN LAW.mp3
87 OKAY.mp3
88 ALRIGHTY.mp3
89 BYE.mp3
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