You're having a nice day
Captain Jean Luke Picard
Incoming message
Gasping
To boldly go
Slap you in your penis
Being hailed
Command codes
I would disembowel
Romulan labor camp
Status report
Left my wife
Brain transplant
Go to jacuzzi yourself
Smile and blow me
Treat me like a man
Dysfunctional cunt
Call the police
Don't hang up
Don't need medication
Get away from me
If you hang up
Life miserable
No soul
No friends
One more chance
Selfish bitch
Take care of my child
Treat me like shit
Wanna smoke
I'm Chris Hansen
I Like to Make Love
I'm Bored and Horney
I'll just be your secret lover
So you excited too ?
No hug for me?
I will go till you tell me to stop
I'll make it feel really good
Oral Sex
The Sex
You like sex with older...
Barney - Opening Theme Song
Ta-Ra-Ra-Boom-De-Ay
When chores are done
It's a trap
Point that thing
Size of that thing
Pull out in time
Control
Fear in You
I am strong
Size Matters
Why wish you become jedi
Force is strong
I am the senate
Are you threatening me
Discover the secret
Do it
Don't kill me
Your mother
Only natural
Fulfilling your destiny
I told you
Slap Chop commerical full clip- Vince
Billy Mays for Oxiclean
Pikachu
Work paid off
Spread that butter
Sweaty
Tylenol PM
I know what boys like
Lucky son of a bitch
Lil piggy son of a bitch
Barbeque my ham hocks
Krillin yelling
All weak
I am a warrior
See you in hell
Say what again
Don't give me attitude
You're under arrest
Im proud of you
I'm a mushroom cloud
Mother f----r
Not going back
Ain't talking way out
One of us made error
Call an ambulance
Do you normally curse this much
Don't blow this sh-t off
I Don't Remember Asking You
Wrong
Jackson smell good
Jackson balloon
Jackson bed
Jackson BS
Jackson cookies
Jackson culkin
Jackson scuse me
Jackson hand cuffs
Jackson hee hee
Jackson hurting
Jackson jury
Giggle
La La La
Laugh
You can't handle...
I'm not gonna hurt you
Come out, come out
Heeeerrrrees Johnny
Most annoying sound in the world
I'm kicking my ass
Take it up the tailpipe
Evan brought Lube
Identify
Complicated
Harassment
24th Century
This is the captain
Good to have you back
Engage
Apologize
Authorization
Battle stations
Betraying
Came from
Come along
Court Marshal
Deactivated
Earth
Explorers
Fascinating
Freeze program
Get off my bridge
How real
I'm sorry
Make it so
Piece of trash
Remember
Saving the future
Seems wrong
Shut up
Sound right
Wanted it all
Wish you well
What the hell
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