Tina, come get some ham!
Chapstick
I caught you a delicious bass
Loud noises!!
Ridiculous
Man-o-lantern
Kelly Clarkson!
If she laughs?
Make me a bicycle!
Too traumatized for a scone
Let's go kill some birds
Jackass
Pre-emptive Shhh
Scrotum
Friggin Bone
Playing tag
I wasn't paying attention
Tree that big?
Lip fungus
Ruby Sue
Mississippi leg hound
I put the Grrr in Swinger
Brothers to Me
But why make models
Eugoogolizer
Your Wiener
I could see the squirrels
If they take my stapler
I'm gonna need you...Mm-kay?
My only real motivation
Earmuffs
I will kill you
I like you but you're crazy
Congratulations
It's so good
Bring your green hat
Keep our composure
It's on like Donkey Kong
Aged 18 Years-MILF talking to Finch
Home
Clothes
I don't need my dog
I'll guess your weight
Good dump
Your Schwartz
Bad
Bedroom
Dodgeball Milkshake
Orange Mocha Frap!
Free candy
Yellow snow
Don't believe
Ruckus
Shot gun
Good Morning Vietnam !
Roosevelt Stationed in Poontang
My reflexes
Pick your nose
Frankor the Beans
Stuck
Bleeder
Jaws theme
big butt
don't wear it out
take a picture
use the phone
Be the best man
Church tongue
I puked
Love stinks
She's gonna get it
Yesterday
Your first time
Cup Holders
I'm fine, I just, uh,
What are you doing
Your gym is a skidmark
Everything you said to me
No worries mates
Is this a dream
Fetal Position
Had me at hola
Alright, so we're driving
I only said we'd make it across
Okay, keep close
Got a plan
I cannot
You'll need
Your piece
Hubba bubba
Just hit menu
Kind of stereo
More than your car
Almost Peed My Pants
Obscene amount of money
I'm gonna treat you so nice
never treated
Very Expensive
You're Late Stunning Forgiven
Displayed All your Awards
Do you a favor
I will bring you down
How'd it go
I want you to meditate
Recommended SoundBoards
This is the ultimate Duke Nukem soundboard, with new stuff added as I find it. All of the classic one liners with a few extras! There have been new tracks added. If you only see 41, clear your browser cache!
Yb Better + Ratio + Loud = funny bozos (Suggest sum stuff you would want me to upload in the comments)
argaergerg
The ultimate Gears of War soundboard featuring clips from your favorite COG and Locust characters. (May contain spoilers) XBL: Crimson Carmine
Beam your phone up with these great ringtones from the Star Trek tv series. Sound effects from the star ships, computers and actors are here.
Go mobile
© Copyright 2007-2019