ANGRY MAN
MARIO IS MAD
ALL YOU FUCKHEADS ARE TOO RETARDED
AUGH, WHO THE FUCK
DID YOU CALL THE FUCKIN COPS
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON YOU, YOU FAT FUCK
FUCK YOU TOO
FUCKIN ASS CLOWNS
GAAAAAH
GET FUCKED
GET LOST YOU RAPIST
GOOD
GUESS WHAT YOU'RE SUCKIN, MY BALLS
HEY I'M SORRY ALRIGHT I'M SORRY
HOLY BLACK JESUS
HONESTLY, I DON'T CARE
HOW BOUT BUILDING A FUCKING WALMART
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU INSIST ON MAKING MY LIFE A LIVING HELL
I WILL PERSONALLY RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND BLOW MY FUCKING LOAD DOWN YOUR GODDAMN NECK
IF I SEE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE GODDAMN THINGS
I'M EITHER GONNA STICK IT IN YOUR PRETTY LITTLE MOUTH, OR I'M GONNA SHOVE IT IN YOUR SHITBOX
I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT
JUST MOVE YOU SICK FUCK
JUST STOP
OH SON OF A TIT
OH THANK YOU YEAH THAT'S A REAL FUCKIN TREAT
SUCK MY DICK
THANK YOU SO MUCH
THAT DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
THAT'S SIIIICK
THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY GODDAMN HIGH PLACES
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM
YOU OBESE FUCKIN MULE
YOU STUPID BITCH
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID GODDAMN SLUT
YOU THINK THIS IS CUTE YOU THINK THIS IS FUCKIN FUNNY
YOU'RE ALL ANNOYING PAINS IN EVERYONE ELSE'S DICK AND YOU SHOULD ALL DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DO
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DO
YOU'RE ALL ANNOYING PAINS IN EVERYONE ELSE'S DICK AND YOU SHOULD ALL DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES
YOU THINK THIS IS CUTE YOU THINK THIS IS FUCKIN FUNNY
YOU STUPID GODDAMN SLUT
YOU OBESE FUCKIN MULE
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM
THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY GODDAMN HIGH PLACES
THAT'S SIIIICK
THAT DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
THANK YOU SO MUCH
SUCK MY DICK
OH THANK YOU YEAH THAT'S A REAL FUCKIN TREAT
OH SON OF A TIT
JUST STOP
JUST MOVE YOU SICK FUCK
I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT
I'M EITHER GONNA STICK IT IN YOUR PRETTY LITTLE MOUTH, OR I'M GONNA SHOVE IT IN YOUR SHITBOX
IF I SEE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE GODDAMN THINGS
I WILL PERSONALLY RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND BLOW MY FUCKING LOAD DOWN YOUR GODDAMN NECK
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU INSIST ON MAKING MY LIFE A LIVING HELL
HOW BOUT BUILDING A FUCKING WALMART
HONESTLY, I DON'T CARE
HOLY BLACK JESUS
HEY I'M SORRY ALRIGHT I'M SORRY
GUESS WHAT YOU'RE SUCKIN, MY BALLS
GOOD
GET LOST YOU RAPIST
GET FUCKED
GAAAAAH
FUCKIN ASS CLOWNS
FUCK YOU TOO
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON YOU, YOU FAT FUCK
DID YOU CALL THE FUCKIN COPS
AUGH, WHO THE FUCK
ALL YOU FUCKHEADS ARE TOO RETARDED
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM
IF I SEE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE GODDAMN THINGS
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