You look like an Egyptian mummy
You cant be Egyptian because you are too white
You are my god and savior
Why the fuck you gotta be so angry
Theres food until 10am
Thats a funny guy over here
That was solid
That was a terrible cheers
That made my year
That doesnt happen
Oh come on
Northeastern---Africa
No you are too white for that
Its like me being mexican
Im not___awake
I just want a gentle cheers
Hes funny
Egyptian
Dont be a bitch
Are you King Tuts cousin
Are you King Tut
are you fucking shitting me
Andrea
Wow
Giner
Dude She had a hot body
You told her I was 31
You guys are all lying
Why are you still awake
UUUUhhh Alright later
Thats all I get
She guesstimated
No She Wasnt 43
Im about to go in your asshole
I look 14
Happy Time
For an hour she seemed like she was down to fuck
And she kept throwing my hand down to her giner'
Delbene (Give Him A Good Feel Down)
Delbene (God Your Ass Is Boney
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Delbene (Lets Keep That Going Tonight)
Delbene (Verv Is A Little Piece of You Know What Munchkin!)
Delbene (Are You Kidding That Would Be Awesome If You Are Playing Golf And
Delbene (Stop It What The Hell Is Wrong With You)
Delbene (Verv You Are Not Steven Spielberg)
Parks (Fuck Private Parties)
Parks (Thank God Cause I Hate When We Get Called Dickheads)
Parks (That Felt Good That Last Pop)
Parks (You Had A Pretzel)
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