You look like an Egyptian mummy
You cant be Egyptian because you are too white
You are my god and savior
Why the fuck you gotta be so angry
Theres food until 10am
Thats a funny guy over here
That was solid
That was a terrible cheers
That made my year
That doesnt happen
Oh come on
Northeastern---Africa
No you are too white for that
Its like me being mexican
Im not___awake
I just want a gentle cheers
Hes funny
Egyptian
Dont be a bitch
Are you King Tuts cousin
Are you King Tut
are you fucking shitting me
Andrea
Wow
Giner
Dude She had a hot body
You told her I was 31
You guys are all lying
Why are you still awake
UUUUhhh Alright later
Thats all I get
She guesstimated
No She Wasnt 43
Im about to go in your asshole
I look 14
Happy Time
For an hour she seemed like she was down to fuck
And she kept throwing my hand down to her giner'
Delbene (Give Him A Good Feel Down)
Delbene (God Your Ass Is Boney
Delbene (If You're Fat You Should Not Be Allowed to Have A Scooter)
Delbene (Lets Keep That Going Tonight)
Delbene (Verv Is A Little Piece of You Know What Munchkin!)
Delbene (Are You Kidding That Would Be Awesome If You Are Playing Golf And
Delbene (Stop It What The Hell Is Wrong With You)
Delbene (Verv You Are Not Steven Spielberg)
Parks (Fuck Private Parties)
Parks (Thank God Cause I Hate When We Get Called Dickheads)
Parks (That Felt Good That Last Pop)
Parks (You Had A Pretzel)
Seth (Apparently Some 15 Year Olds Have Decided To Practice The Shake Weigh
Seth (Bastard)
Seth (Chris Just Ric Flair Chopped Me)
Seth (I Need Food Too)
Seth (Ouch-Laugh)
Seth (Really....Owwww!)
Seth (She Told Me To Kick You In the Ball Sack)
Seth (Stellaaaaa)
Seth (Only Thing On This Bus Is Grandmothers And Six Year Olds)
Seth (We Are The First Wave)
Seth (Not You I Dont Want To Talk To You)
Stevo (Car Bombs Car Bombs)
Stevo (Delbene)
Stevo (Fuck Canada)
Stevo (Gotta Love Everybodys Nuts)
Stevo (Hey Lets Go The Meters Running Back Here)
Stevo (I Just Want $2 Beers)
Stevo (I've Got The Hiccups So Bad)
Stevo (I've Got To Pee and I'm Hungry!)
Stevo (Sam Adams Baby)
Stevo (Stupid Canadians)
Stevo (The Boobies Equals Muscle)
Stevo (We're Drinking Twice In Canada)
Stevo (We've Lost Verv) 1
Stevo (We've Lost Verv. Has Anyone Mentioned That)
Stevo (Where Is Verv)
Stevo (Who Grabbed My Boobie)
Stevo (You Benedict Arnold You)
Stevo (What Time Is It )
Verv ( I Think You Should Go Deep Into It)
Verv (Eat My Nuts Drink My Juice)
Verv (I Just Got Spit On By Delbene)
Verv (Fuck Canada)
Verv (Get A Little Tounge Action)
Verv (I Just Want To Say Tomorrows Ride Home Is Gonna Be The Worst Ride Eve
Verv (I'm A Pretty Big Deal)
Verv (I Just Got ChimChee Spit On Me)
Verv (Lets Go We're Running We're Playing In Traffic)
Verv (Next Time In Grocery Store Have To Buy My Nuts)
Verv (Last Couple Of Weekends I Have Been Drinking A Lot By Myself)
Verv (No You Are Not On A Heat Bed I Just Pissed)
Verv (Oh We're Gonna Die)
Verv (Put Your Face In That Crap)
Verv (Sorry. We're Gonna Have to Censor That)
Verv (Thats Where The Toilets Are Hooked Up)
Verv (There Is A Bus Coming Your Are Gonna Get Hit By The Bus)
Verv (We Have 19 Cheeseburgers Coming Our Way)
Seth-A lot of monopoly money at stake
Seth-And blows it
Seth-As you can tell Fresh has been drinking
Seth-Attractive
Seth-Back up the Brinks truck
Seth-Calling their hotel rooms at 2 in the morning
Seth-Every mans got his price
Seth-Fresh
Seth-It was rough
Seth-Ive been there before
Seth-Lets put this on the back burner
Seth-Make him an offer he cant refuse
Seth-Monopoly money
Seth-Nasty nasty things
Seth-OK
Seth-Play from behind
Seth-Sack
Seth-Separation agreement
Seth-Silver Bullets
Seth-Sometimes also you never say never
Seth-Thats a lot of energy
Seth-The death penalty
Seth-The Irrational Confidence Podcast
Seth-They say everythings bigger in Texas
Seth-Yeah you guys are crazy
Seth-You are not in it
Seth-You suck
Fresh-Beating the boots off people
Fresh-Big big
Fresh-Brown water ballgames
Fresh-Buckle up
Fresh-Bye Yall
Fresh-Cash a quote unquote ticket
Fresh-Despicable
Fresh-Dominated
Fresh-Flinging it around
Fresh-Good Ole Cajun Guy
Fresh-Hammered
Fresh-Hellooo
Fresh-Hogs
Fresh-I had a big brown water
Fresh-Im going to avoid the betting discussions
Fresh-Im going to continue to wear egg on my face
Fresh-Im not coming there
Fresh-Im ready to eat I want you all to eat
Fresh-Its a clown show
Fresh-Its kind of like the parent that wants to be the cool parent
Fresh-Keep the party going
Fresh-Let the guys take a deep breath
Fresh-Man what are yall doing
Fresh-Manhandled
Fresh-Monopoly money
Fresh-Potentially reward me a significant amount of monopoly money
Fresh-Quote unquote
Fresh-Seth
Fresh-Sexy
Fresh-Silver Bullets
Fresh-Sloppy
Fresh-Slow down the tempo a little bit
Fresh-Snoop Dogg is on the sideline
Fresh-Stop barking
Fresh-Strap it on and get after it
Fresh-Sunday Night
Fresh-Swagger
Fresh-The Florida Gators
Fresh-The shootout
Fresh-They beat the trash out of them
Fresh-Thursday
Fresh-Tight End
Fresh-Till the cows come home
Fresh-When big college football games come up i call them brown water ballgames
Fresh-Yes
Fresh-You have to blow everybody
Fresh-You need to blow people
Yes
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