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Use this for Judge Judy prank calls. (Constantly updated)

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VERY well respected retired chartered accountant from the United Kingdom. He has not made a tellyphone call all day.

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A recipient of calls from the Brendan chase by a very well respected gentleman. Featuring her famous "F*** OFF!" line

Abuse of the system
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ALRIGHT
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Don't ask me questions sir
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Nothing but being nasty
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OUTRAGEOUS
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QUIET
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Thats what i'm talking about moron
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This can be hard or very hard
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WHAT
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Your smile goes nowhere
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You're distracitng me
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Good now ill hear u
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Speak1
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SPEAK2
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Start with ur story again
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Watch your mouth
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Are you 2 stupid
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Dont you feel ridiculous
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Hair on my neck
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How many hours a week
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How many hours a week2
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I dont give a rats behind
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I have the capacity to do that
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Im gonna say it very slow
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Im too confusing
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Lets start with this
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LOOK at me
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Make you look like an idiot
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On your smartest day
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On your smartest day2
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OVER HERE
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See how foolish i made you
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See how smart i am
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Thats a lie
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Thats not what I asked you2
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Thats not what i asked
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U cant think fast enough
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Understand where we're going
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You belong together
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Your sex life
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You're an idiot
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Dont fast talk me
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I'm speaking dont interrupt
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I'm speaking dont you get it
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LISTEN to me speak not
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Thats a lie
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Want people to be nice to yu
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Been in trouble before
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Call the police
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Dont sit in your car and honk
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EY FRESH MOUTH
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Find something constructive
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Get his license plate
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Get out of the car
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Go back to driving school
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Got experience making children
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Here I am
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HE'S A BUM
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Hes making it up as hes going along
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How much to fix your car
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I havent started with you yet
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I run this show
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I would have thrown a brick
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Im here
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Im speaking (2)
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Im speaking
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Let me ask the questions
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LOOK at me
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NOW i got it
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Oh you're an idiot
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Some nut is coming to beat me up
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STAAAP it
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THAT HE CANNOT DO
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This guy punched my car
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What did you go outside for
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Wheres your brother
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Why your mother feels angry at u
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YES YOU DID
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You BROKE MY JAW
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You damaged his car
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You did a very dumb thing
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You have temper problem
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You have to shut up
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You're an idiot
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You're beyond help
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You're name is jimmy
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You're too old and too THICK
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You've got some nerve
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You're a minipulative young lady
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You cant even get your facts straight
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IM SPEAKING AND I ASKED YOU
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You're an idiot
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There is something very wrong
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I feel terrible
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I DIDNT SPEAK TO YOU
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LISTEN TO ME
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Your problem playing dumb
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You were just REALLY angry
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You think its funny
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You that i believe that
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you should
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You get NOTHING
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You dont want them to think ur a MORON
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You dont belong behind the wheel
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You almost KILLED someone
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This is not a tea dance
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This guy is a real idiot
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THAT IS SO outrageous
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Stop giving me BALOGNA
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PAY ATTENTION
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One mouth two ears
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NOW you can speak
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NOW do you understand
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Not interested in your personal life
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Let me have fun
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Kennels for teens
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If you have a good memory
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I have so little fun
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I GOT YOU
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I dont WANNA HEAR FROM YOU
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I dont care what you think
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I DONT BELIEVE THAT
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EY do i SPEAK ENGLISH
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Dont try to get over on me
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DONT GIVE A RATS BEHIND
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Do you SPEAK ENGLISH
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Do you see a therapist
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because IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE
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Im not interested
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DIDNT YOU HEAR
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Her bad behaviour
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Listen to me very carefully
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NO listen very CAREFULLY
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Dont pee on my leg and tell me its raining
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I doubt it sir
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You're smart enough to find the door
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Show him the door
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Pay careful attention
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Dont shout out
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I need milk and juice
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You had sex together
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There is something WRONG with you
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Let me ask you this QUESTION
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I SAID I WILL GET TO YOU
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DONT SPEAK
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ITS YOUR FAULT
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You're an idiot
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You and your moron friend
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Yea right
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When did you interact with the police
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What interaction with the police
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We're gonna get to the bottom of this
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See how easy that was
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RIGHT
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OUT
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Im your WORST enemy
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NONO THATS ALOT OF BALOGNA
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I DONT CARE
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DONT TALK BACK TO ME
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DONT BELIEVE IT
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Did you go to the police station
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Bye
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Are you thick
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You're ALL STUPID
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You acted STUPID
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What
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I understand the STUPIDITY
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It was a DUMB idea to begin with
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HUH
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GET OVER IT you're being thick
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FED UP of your nasty business
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Are you trying to talk over me
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I will have the last say GUARANTEED
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Where do you think you are
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LISTEN TO ME
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You should be greatful
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This does not meet the description
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Find something else to do
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DONT SPEAK TO ME
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PUT YOUR HAND DOWN
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On your best day..
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Ok mr miller
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Mr miller
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It doesnt make sense
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Im neither doctor phil nor doctor ruth
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I was once wrong in 1947
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I feel like a hamburger
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I dont give a rats behind what you thinki
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I been in this busniess a LONG TIME
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Hes picking on a kid
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STOP IT
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Add up those figures sir
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Whats wrong with you
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I dont know what her problem is
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How old are you
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What didnt you understand
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Watch Judge Judy
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Get a life
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Have you had your Y chromosome tested
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YES YOU DID
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Pay attention to my mouth
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Let me see it
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Its not funny
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I dont want to hear you
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Full of yourself
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BALONGA
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COME ON GROW UP
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INNAPROPRIATE
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Yes YOU
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QUIET
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I dont care if you dont believe it
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THIS is disgusting
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SIT DOWN
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Your MOTHER
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DONT SPEAK OVER ME
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SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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MOTHER OF THE YEAR YOU'RE NOT
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Listen to me
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I think you are a kanoodle
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You're a big BABY
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YOU are not a very nice person
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Who are you
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HELLO
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You know ur a liar
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You cant do that
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You have how many children
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We're not gonna play with each other
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YOU GET WHERE IM GOING YOUNG MAN
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IF YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD IM PUTTING YOU OUT
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I was just wondering why you were laughing
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Go fly a kite
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I would never humiliate myself! NEVER!
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So you did zippo for....
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The answer is: No genius.....
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Yes you are!
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175 dollars
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383 dollars that's all
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1881 dollars and 85 cents
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Absolutely not madam
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Ahh right
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And what is that?
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We understand each other
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WHY DIDNT YOU CALL THE POLICE BEFORE
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You get where im going
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You have family
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You have siblings
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You love it
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You love it3
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You think im gonna believe you now
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You think ur smarter than i am
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Do you wanna be put out
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Ever watched me on television
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
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I dont beleive you because ur a liar
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I dont wanna hear YOU'RE VOICE
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I have limited patience with this
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I have the capacity to do that
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You love it2
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This is judge judy how are you
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You dont argue with me
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You plead gilty
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YOU WANNA SAY ANYTHING
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You WILL LOOSE
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You're a selfish self-centered baby
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ITS NOT FUNNY
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Theres something wrong with you
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WELL I WASNT ARRESTED YOU FOOL
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YOURE A FOOL
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6 inches
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Ah brandon
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Are you Brandon
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Christie
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Do we understand each other
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Enough that you could see it
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FAIR is not my middle name
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Get it fool
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I asked you for a DATE
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I was wrong in 1947
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Im ASKING you a question
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It infuriates me
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Just answer my question wise guy
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Just answer
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Listen brat
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Listen to me SIR
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Listen to me very carefully
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LISTEN to me
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My car broke down
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NOO
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Prove it to me
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Stop jumping
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The weather
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Theres no match between me and a cop at the beat
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TRY that one on for size
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Useless
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What part of YOU dont you understand
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You have fried your brain
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You live with your family
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YOU WILL ANSWER my q
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YOU
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Your name is nathan
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Dont fast talk me
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I'm speaking dont interrupt
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I'm speaking dont you get it
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LISTEN to me speak not
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Thats a lie
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Want people to be nice to yu
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Been in trouble before
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Call the police
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Dont sit in your car and honk
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EY FRESH MOUTH
Free
Find something constructive
Free
Get his license plate
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Get out of the car
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Go back to driving school
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Got experience making children
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Here I am
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HE'S A BUM
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Hes making it up as hes going along
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How much to fix your car
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I havent started with you yet
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I run this show
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I would have thrown a brick
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Im here
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Im speaking (2)
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Im speaking
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Let me ask the questions
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LOOK at me
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NOW i got it
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Oh you're an idiot
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Some nut is coming to beat me up
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STAAAP it
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THAT HE CANNOT DO
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This guy punched my car
Free
What did you go outside for
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Wheres your brother
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Why your mother feels angry at u
Free
YES YOU DID
Free
You BROKE MY JAW
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You damaged his car
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You did a very dumb thing
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You have temper problem
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You have to shut up
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You're an idiot
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You're beyond help
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You're name is jimmy
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You're too old and too THICK
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Youre supposed to say sorry
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Dont be a con artist
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Really
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Its not relevant
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What are you crazy
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You're telling the truth sometimes
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You're making it up as you're going along
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NONONONOI
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I dont BELIEVE you You're making it up
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How am i supposed to know when you're lying
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Yes you did
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But you just LIED to me
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Are you telling me the whole truth
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You're think you're smarter than i am
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Well thats different from what you just told me
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That would be you
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Ill give you a copy of the tape
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CLOSE YOUR MOUTH until I TALK TO YOU
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Because Im here and you're there
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Well thats different from what you just told me
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Whos sam
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SAM
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Whats your name
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You're think you're smarter than i am
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Whos sam
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Whats your name
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Well thats different from what you just told me
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That would be you
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SAM
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Ill give you a copy of the tape
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CLOSE YOUR MOUTH until I TALK TO YOU
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Because Im here and you're there
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You're still responsible
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You're NOT GETTIN ANYTHING
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You're a fool sir get out
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You're a bumb - mother
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You're a BABY
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You have to control yourself MADAM
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You getting ME
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You get where im going
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WHY NOT
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What are you laughing at
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Well thats TOO BAD
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Thankyou
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SHH QUIET
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QUIET
Free
OUT
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NO way dont believe it
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NO IT WASNT stop making it up
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Listen to me CAREFULLY
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Im not happy with you EITHER
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I asked you a simple question
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DONT speak over me
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Answer is either yes or no
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YOU'RE AN IDIOT4
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YOU'RE AN IDIOT3
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YOU'RE AN IDIOT2
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You're an idiot
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YOU'RE A MORON
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You're 18
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YOUR HUSBAND did the wrong thing
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YOU will embarrass yourself
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You think I believe that story
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You started the trouble
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WRONG
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WHO CARES2
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Where do you think you
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Whats wrong with you2
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Whats wrong with you
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WHAT
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WHAT do you want2
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What do you want
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What do you have a problem with
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What difference does it make2
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WHAT difference does it make
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Well I DONT
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UGH
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TRY TO KEEP UR MOUTH SHUT
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There is something wrong with you
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THATS not what you do
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THAT madam is a lie
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STOP IT
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Someone will have the last word
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SIT DOWN
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See how fast i can wipe the smile off
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Put your listening ears on
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PUT YOUR HAND DOWN
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Put on listening ears
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OH OH OH
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MR CLAYTON
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Listen
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LISTEN TO ME2
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Listen TO me
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Listen to me fresh mouth
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LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY
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LETS GO
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Let me explain this to you MADAM
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JUST answer my question
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Jerk
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IS THAT WHAT UR TELLING ME
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If your father believes that stroy
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I WANT YOU TO STOP TALKING
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I got it
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I DONT CARE
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How old are you
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HELLO
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GET A JOB
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EY2
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Excuse my GAG reflex
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Dont you get that
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Dont talk back to me2
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Dont talk back to me
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DONT SPEAK
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Dont embarrass yourself
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Do you UNDERSTAND THAT
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COME ON
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Are you asking me a question
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AND you still dont get it
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10 mins ago i was chatting to police in chatanuga
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Explains calls1
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Happened to me several times today
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Happened twice this afternoon
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I had this happen quite often
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Im getting calls from around the world
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Ive ended up speaking to Alaska etc
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Ive had a lot of these calls
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Ive had calls from america
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I've recieved a call from oaklahoma
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Someone in america doing this
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Are you in the US
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Been told we will appear on youtube
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BT are hopeless
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Can I have phone numb
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Can i have ur number
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Give me ur number2
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I have told you on numerous occassions
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I will give you my phone number if you give yours
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Not called you (Angry)
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People think i call them
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Please call the police
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Someone playing
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Telephone rung repeating myself
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This is brendan chase can i help
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You're american arent u
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You're american arent u2
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Im watching tv
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You've called me1
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You've just called me2
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I havent run except to BT
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Me too My phone rang too
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Well I havent called you either
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Well im not calling ur calling me (Irritated)
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I am not calling u
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I didnt ring I just picked up
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I dont care i havent rung u
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I have NOT made a call to you (Irritated)
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I have NOT rung you
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I havent called you
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I havent rung you or the funeral director
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I just picked phone up5
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I picked up the phone 1
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Im picking up because its ringing4
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Ive answered the phone2
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My telephone just rung and i picked it up6 (irritated)
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Picked up because it rang3
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Get off the line please
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You've cut into a line
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Im in my car and phone rang
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Im in my car
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Brendan chase in windermere
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This is a guest house (Irritated)
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This is the Brendan chase (Irritated)
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Brendan chase1
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Brendan chase2
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This is the brendan chase ur calling3 (Stern)
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Disturbing my evening aswell (Irritated)
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God not again
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Hello who is this
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My phone just rung (Angry)
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Never made an international call
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No idea who u are
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No idea who you are and not made call
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No idea who you are
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Not made a call all day
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Oh God no
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Oh God not again
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Omg not someone else
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Relative
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What do you mean i have the wrong number
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You just cut into a call
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You just rung me again
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You think im ringing dont u
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85 yr old swearing
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Are you stupid
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Cant believe this sigh
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Cant emphasise too often i havent called
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Deaf or dumb
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Deaf or dumb2
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Dont you understand what im saying (Angry)
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Fed up of you abusing me (Angry)
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Foul mouth
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HOW DARE YOU speak to me like that1
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HOW DARE YOU speak to me like that2
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I can tell how you talk to me
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I dont have a problem
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I dont wanna talk to u either
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I HAVE NOT CALLED YOU (Angry)
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I know its not amusing (Angry)
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Im a very well respected individual
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Just listen to me (Irritated)
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My phone just rung (Irritated)
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Stop swearing at me or ill stuff you
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You filthy mouth
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You need your mouth washing
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No im not on drugs (Angry)
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Read my lips
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Sorry you've been trouble so have i
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Sorry you've been trouble so have i2
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Stop being abusive
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This is a scam
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Understand what im saying2
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Understand what im telling u1
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Ur stupid
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You are deeply offensive
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YOU'RE CALLING ME (Angry)
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You're swearing at me (Angry)
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Whereabouts are you
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Whereabouts
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Who are you (angry)
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Who are you
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Who
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01 01
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My phone number is 015374
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David maloney
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I live in cumbria
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I live in the UK
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Im in cubria2
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Im not giving you that info on phone
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Lake district in the UK
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Windermere
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CAn u hear
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Can you hear me clearly
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Have you heard what i just said
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I know you can hear me but who are you
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Yes I can hear you
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Hello
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Hello1
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Hello2
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Goodnight
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Have a good day
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I said goodnight
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Ive had enough of this (Angry)
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Oh goodbye (Irritated)
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Ok then F U goodbye
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Thank you goodbye
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Absolutely
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Heavy sigh
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I cant believe this
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Its very strange
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Mhm
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No I havent
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No idea
Free
No2
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Pardon
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Right
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Thats right
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This is unbelievable
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What (Angry)
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What (Angry2)
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What sorry
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What
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Yes1
Free
Yes2
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Do NOT ring this number again
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I have got a police reference
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I will be contacting trading standards
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It is your voice that is recorded on my phone
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This will be dealt with by the police (angry)
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You will be in serious trouble (angry)
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Can we try to solve this
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I have answered the phone (angry)
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I haven't called you
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Im not trying to speak anyone
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My husband has answered the phone
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Our phone just rang
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What company are you with1
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Who is your phone provider1
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Who is your phone provider2
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You are ringing me
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You just rung me
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Brendan chase1
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Brendan Chase2
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You rung the Brendan chase1
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Your rung the brendan chase2
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Do you not understand what im saying (Angry)
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FUCK OFF
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Hello1
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Hello2
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Hello3
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I haven't said anything
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Im not in the USA
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Im not in the USA2
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Pardon
Free
Thanks
Free
Yes it is
Free
Yes
Free
Location
UK
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