Cool tones I have gathered.

Marijuana Man encounters the weed he calls Dynooomiiiitee! Fire in the hole! This cat lives in Brittish Columbia Canada and probably has lot of plants around. Audio clips of bong hits and the holy herb right here.

The word "DUH" is American English slang term used to express actual or feigned ignorance or stupidity. Often uttered when someone states the obvious or misunderstood something simple.

Lingo sounds

Songs and parodies of the classic America Online sounds like "You got Mail!" Some mature language.

Make any occasion great with this board.

What do Jackie Moon and Old Spice have in common? EVERYTHING! Check out these hilarious ad clips of comedian Will Ferrell getting straight with you about the science of sweat.

What exactly is a boner? A "boner" is a slang term that refers to a man's erection due to sexual stimulation. Listen how they used this word in this clips.

Robert Tilton ran a tv ministry. He said he built it to show you the love of Jesus. Of course, if you really loved JESUS, and wanted to show it, you could send him $1000 in care of his ministry. Meanwhile, he farted uncontrollably.

This is NOT my girlfriend! These audio recordings appeared on the Internet way back in 2001. Eventually the author moved on and the site went down. It was captured for posterity and reproduced at http://scherle.com/psychoexgirlfriend/voicemails.html without passing judgement on it. Adult Language!

Television viewers knew him as the OxiClean guy: the bearded, boisterous pitchman on commercials airing hundreds of times a week nationwide. Billy May was found unresponsive by his wife in his Tampa, Florida home, morning of June 28, 2009. Billy Mays dead at 50 due to heart disease. Listen to more of his clips here...

My voice acting demos for possible clients and your enjoyment

Angry voice mails here including Loserface, message ho,Alec baldwin, and the snow day spat voicemail that is all over the news. Enjoy these real voicemails of angry monkeys on the phone. Adult language.

Listen to these commercial clips from the leading provider of consumer credit monitoring products.

A soundboard from Harder,Better,Faster,Stronger by Daft Punk. I used the sound bits From Idaft PSP.

These are pretty much all quotes of Michael Moore being really pissed off. Short one liners for prank lovers are also included.

Why does he call me only when he wants sex? The answer is simple: youve become his booty call. A booty call is someone that you use for sex. Booty call sex is straight forward; it is no strings attached and purely physical. If you are going to have one, make sure emotions dont come into play. Adult Language.